
Uglybrazilian
Communism will win in the end
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God created Lucifer as a gigachad cause he was bluepilled and believed personality was more important + he didn't feel threatened cause status halo of being God
But the thing was that Satan was sooo fuckin hot that no status or personality in the world could ever mog him, old lost gnostic scriptures say that Satan was simply the most good looking creature of all time and would make Cavil look like a trucel
Soon female angels of heaven started to feel attracted to Satan and cheat on God with him, the female angel God loved the most was Eve and to prevent Satan from slaying her he created the eden and put her there with Adam(who was in fact an angel who should protect her)
Satan found out about God's plan, but he wouldnt be able to fuck Eve on earth cause he is a spiritual being so he cant really have sex with a human
So thats why he made adam and eve eat the apple, if he couldnt cuck God marrying his most loved wife, he would separate her from God forever
But the thing was that Satan was sooo fuckin hot that no status or personality in the world could ever mog him, old lost gnostic scriptures say that Satan was simply the most good looking creature of all time and would make Cavil look like a trucel
Soon female angels of heaven started to feel attracted to Satan and cheat on God with him, the female angel God loved the most was Eve and to prevent Satan from slaying her he created the eden and put her there with Adam(who was in fact an angel who should protect her)
Satan found out about God's plan, but he wouldnt be able to fuck Eve on earth cause he is a spiritual being so he cant really have sex with a human
So thats why he made adam and eve eat the apple, if he couldnt cuck God marrying his most loved wife, he would separate her from God forever