Lying on my resume to get hired at starbucks

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

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[dstivvy]

Water strategy
Gl though
Don’t make it too obvious by saying crazy shit

 

[Zeekie]

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I mean, is the requirement ceiling so high that you need to lie? But honestly you have nothing to lose by doing it, the worst thing that can happen is you get caught and don't get the job, or you get the job but are fired afterward, neither of which are that bad.

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

I mean, is the requirement ceiling so high that you need to lie? But honestly you have nothing to lose by doing it, the worst thing that can happen is you get caught and don't get the job, or you get the job but are fired afterward, neither of which are that bad.

Water strategy
Gl though
Don’t make it too obvious by saying crazy shit

i searched it up and they said there’s no legal trouble, which I thought was too good to be true

But damn, you can actually just lie on your resume and get away with it? They don’t check that shit or sum?

 

[Zeekie]

i searched it up and they said there’s no legal trouble, which I thought was too good to be true

But damn, you can actually just lie on your resume and get away with it? They don’t check that shit or sum?

Well, it depends. It's legal to say you speak Spanish or something even if that's bullshit, but it is illegal to claim you have a degree or certification that's legally required for you to do a job, that could get you arrested, sued or both.

But in any other situation it's perfectly legal to do. Again, just don't make it obvious, or put stuff that you likely won't use in the job or the interviewer won't care about actually verifying.

 

[bimaxmaxxer]

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[bruhtoobrutal]

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it’s a disgrace that starbucks even requires this, even a paralyzed man is capable of working at starbucks

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

gawddd i wannna get a job so bad but no one hires 15 year olds, Gotta wait a couple of months

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

gawddd i wannna get a job so bad but no one hires 15 year olds, Gotta wait a couple of months

Im 15 too but i turn 16 soon so cope

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

Well, it depends. It's legal to say you speak Spanish or something even if that's bullshit, but it is illegal to claim you have a degree or certification that's legally required for you to do a job, that could get you arrested, sued or both.

But in any other situation it's perfectly legal to do. Again, just don't make it obvious, or put stuff that you likely won't use in the job or the interviewer won't care about actually verifying.

Thanks bro

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

it’s a disgrace that starbucks even requires this, even a paralyzed man is capable of working at starbucks

Starbucks only hires like 10% of their applicants

 

[william.]

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smart ive done that it multiple times

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

smart ive done that it multiple times

Did it get you hired? And did u ever get consequences or nah

 

[william.]

Did it get you hired? And did u ever get consequences or nah

yes. not for starbucks though, but for summerjobs.
No they dint check anything

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

yes. not for starbucks though, but for summerjobs.
No they dint check anything

How old r u

 

[william.]

How old r u

16. 2008

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

16. 2008

Mirin bra

I’m 2009 rn

 

[bruhtoobrutal]

Im 15 too but i turn 16 soon so cope

fawk update if they hire you, i’ll apply too i have starbucks like next to my house. Also it’s one of the cleanest and calmest places you could work.

 

[slaters]

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Yeah I got hired at kfc doing this
Unless ur nd and super ugly they wont suspect anything

 

[yreoll]

how longs the training at starbucks??

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

Yeah I got hired at kfc doing this

@Master

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

how longs the training at starbucks??

Idk

 

[yreoll]

Idk

fuck bro might apply too. js dont wanna see annoying ass classmates cus all of them have a fucking orgy in starbucks for some reason.

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

fuck bro might apply too. js dont wanna see annoying ass classmates cus all of them have a fucking orgy in starbucks for some reason.

Same but I’m just doing it for ntmaxxing as well

I heard they only accept like 10% of their application tho

 

[yreoll]

Same but I’m just doing it for ntmaxxing as well

I heard they only accept like 10% of their application tho

10%?? no fucking way im getting accepted

 

[yreoll]

i have 0 fucking qualifications for this job

10%?? no fucking way im getting accepted

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

10%?? no fucking way im getting accepted

you can apply to multiple locations tho

 

[MyDreamIsToBe183CM]

i have 0 fucking qualifications for this job

You don’t have to have any past experience

Just start fucking lying the shit out of your resume and profile page

 

[yreoll]

You don’t have to have any past experience

Just start fucking lying the shit out of your resume and profile page

ima larp so hard

 

[yreoll]

You don’t have to have any past experience

Just start fucking lying the shit out of your resume and profile page

20 years of experience in 16 years

 

[racemixedsub5]

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All this just for them to hire pajeet who doesn't speak a lick of english

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

good luck. You will need it.

 

[idnap]

guys how do i lie for muh minimum wage

 

[User28823]

bro just lie to retards on the internet and theyll give u $1000 if ur good at it

 

[Manchild_v2]

Brutal Trump's economy pill

 

[idnap]

bro just lie to retards on the internet and theyll give u $1000 if ur good at it

wdym

 

[User28823]

wdym

while u slave at starbucks some indian just stole code from github and sold a random bot in demand for $1k

jfl !!

 

[idnap]

while u slave at starbucks some indian just stole code from github and sold a random bot in demand for $1k

jfl !!

gng what are u talm bout bro im tryna understand u im sry

 

[idnap]

while u slave at starbucks some indian just stole code from github and sold a random bot in demand for $1k

jfl !!

selling an AI to buisnesses? tf u yappin bout

 

[User28823]

selling an AI to buisnesses? tf u yappin bout

nigga.... it is not this complicated !

u make some shitty youtube video about some in demand bot like a fucking solana mev bot or some other larp, u steal some code from github, package it as ur own and sell it to retards !

its like dropshipping indian edition !

 

[idnap]

nigga.... it is not this complicated !

u make some shitty youtube video about some in demand bot like a fucking solana mev bot or some other larp, u steal some code from github, package it as ur own and sell it to retards !

its like dropshipping indian edition !

muh brain couldnt understand ts
so you make your own trading bot and promo that shit online and in servers and get people to buy it?
im lwkey interested in this idk how i can provide u any value but id love to hear more about ts from u in dms

 

[User28823]

muh brain couldnt understand ts
so you make your own trading bot and promo that shit online and in servers and get people to buy it?
im lwkey interested in this idk how i can provide u any value but id love to hear more about ts from u in dms

no time for hand holding, u have everything here at ur fingertips

 

[idnap]

no time for hand holding, u have everything here at ur fingertips

okay
i fw the lion meme lmfao