Lying to my parents suggestions GTFIH URGENT

[zascend8]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

 

[zascend8]

@iblamesociety0967 @paki101 @_Nazareth_ @Truebloatcel

 

[zascend8]

Bump

 

[GoErOnFoids]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

stupid man why not just say your investing you bought crypto

mum i got doxxed cp cp cp i need to pay the scammer

 

[zascend8]

@GoErOnFoids @Starborn @IDontBlameAnybody

 

[zascend8]

stupid man why not just say your investing you bought crypto

mum i got doxxed cp cp cp i need to pay the scammer

Nigga what if she says show me the portfolio then there is 2 dollars rather than hundreds

 

[Starborn]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

the worst idea ive ever fucking heard your just buying coins you dont need to start a whole fucking case

 

[GoErOnFoids]

Nigga what if she says show me the portfolio then there is 2 dollars rather than hundreds

only you know if shes high iq enough to do that

 

[zascend8]

the worst idea ive ever fucking heard your just buying coins you dont need to start a whole fucking case

What if she wants me to show her the portfolio, I could say he doxxed the cops and if I reported him he would do it anyway

 

[Punjabi Waffen]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

finger your mom and send it to your india mart vendor

 

[zascend8]

only you know if shes high iq enough to do that

Highkey it’s a maybe, I need a what if tho

 

[cancsrs]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

ur idea is ass just tell her ur making money i

 

[zascend8]

finger your mom and send it to your india mart vendor

Brooooooo

 

[yushmaxx]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

DO NOT DO THIS SHIT IQLET NIGGA

ur parents are gonna overreact and call the police

 

[zascend8]

ur idea is ass just tell her ur making money i

How can I prove that to her though, my dad is very into investing so that creates incentive to check how my investments are

 

[zascend8]

DO NOT DO THIS SHIT IQLET NIGGA

ur parents are gonna overreact and call the police

Wha should I do then

 

[princeof316]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

Say u were trying to gamble on stake

 

[princeof316]

U can say u lost a wager on the game and have to pay through crypto but u were too embarrassed to tell her

 

[cancsrs]

How can I prove that to her though, my dad is very into investing so that creates incentive to check how my investments are

you could just say that investment takes time to get results and stall until she forgets

 

[zascend8]

Say u were trying to gamble on stake

How good is this method, I made the purchases through coinbase

 

[zascend8]

you could just say that investment takes time to get results and stall until she forgets

Not a bad idea I suppose

 

[yushmaxx]

Wha should I do then

start larping finance and investing talk about different tokens and such

 

[princeof316]

How good is this method, I made the purchases through coinbase

Nigga stop stressing and act normal

 

[cancsrs]

Not a bad idea I suppose

better than telling her ur getting doxxes cause it might genuinely lead u somewhere worse than her finding out ur indiamart orders

 

[zascend8]

start larping finance and investing talk about different tokens and such

Both my parents are actually into finance so this wouldn’t work

 

[zascend8]

better than telling her ur getting doxxes cause it might genuinely lead u somewhere worse than her finding out ur indiamart orders

True, I guess that’s like the nuclear option

 

[yushmaxx]

Both my parents are actually into finance so this wouldn’t work

dude this makes it better seriously

say you want to get in as well and ask for help

 

[zascend8]

Nigga stop stressing and act normal

Can’t nigga

 

[lolthatsbrutal]

Bro are you retarded Don't say you got doxxed they could go to police just say you're investing your own money into crypto

 

[zascend8]

dude this makes it better seriously

say you want to get in as well and ask for help

They aren’t into crypto tho, they would for sure ask how my investments are doing as I spent hundreds on crypto, and I’m supposed to be buying actual stock every once and a while and it’s been a bit

 

[zascend8]

Bro are you retarded Don't say you got doxxed they could go to police just say you're investing your own money into crypto

Is there anyway I can fake a portfolio to show I did actually invest it or something,

 

[lolthatsbrutal]

Is there anyway I can fake a portfolio to show I did actually invest it or something,

Just put more into the portfolio and say they're long term holdings but then just use them on India mart in the future

 

[zascend8]

Just put more into the portfolio and say they're long term holdings but then just use them on India mart in the future

They would see the charge on my account for putting more in

 

[lolthatsbrutal]

They would see the charge on my account for putting more in

ofc they'd see more money going in how else would you invest. It gets to a point where if you're over 18 and it's your money they need to just let you "make dumb investments" and get off your dick about how you "invest" your money

 

[zascend8]

ofc they'd see more money going in how else would you invest. It gets to a point where if you're over 18 and it's your money they need to just let you "make dumb investments" and get off your dick about how you "invest" your money

But there wouldn’t be enough money to show

 

[lolthatsbrutal]

But there wouldn’t be enough money to show

You could say you transferred it to a different wallet, say u made a purchase of some random shit, or hell u could even say some bs like it was for a crypto raffle or some shit so u sent it and just chalk it up to "oh I didn't win" or "eh I lowkey got scammed but it was only worth $x so nbd"

 

[_Nazareth_]

Intro: So my mom caught me buying crypto on my card for India mart and I told her I’m just buying coins cuz why not but obviously this isn’t gonna hold

My idea: tell her I had to make a PayPal and crypto payment to a scammer I might who doxxed me then threatened to put cp on my parents devices then swat me so they get arrested

What I need: more details and reasons why for everything, other suggestions that ARENT coming clean(I need to secure my minoxidil and pregab) and other ideas/plans if you have them

What the fuck is this excuse

 

[paki101]

say you invested all your shit and meme coins and lost it all

 

[zascend8]

say you invested all your shit and meme coins and lost it all

Thought of that, think I’m gonna go with gambling