SmallEggplantFailer
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My foid birth vessel is telling me off when I took a bite of my Big Mac. Her bok Choy soup are made for swines I tell her off.
I explained that Mac Donald menu is health. I dissected the burger and look:
Bread , ok energy carbs
Lettuce , healthy right? The fuck is wrong?
Tomato , health too
BEEF patties, healthy too
Cheese is calcium
Fuck my mom is so dumb.
she thinks I’m fat because I ate too much Mac Donald.
There is no fucking way.
Apple pie is made of apples too.
