killtrocity
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Feel like i can share this method i thought of in high school when i was actively feining for gen 5 cake dispos and tabs. i didnt think it was that big a deal back then even less now but i almost got in serious trouble doing that shi. But i welcome anyone to try this because its Easy, Works, and prints you Stupid Money for a high schooler or middle schooler $$$
I deadass cannot remember doing a lick of work during my junior and senior year before i got kicked out but i do remember when i for some reason googled how much a Texas Instruments 84 Plus calculator was. Theyre graphing calculators schools will bulk buy to put in math classes for students to use. Them hoes were like $15 each used. Not really worth it. But then i found another version we had of them called the "ce" version. That one was steady going for $100 $150 a pop brand new. I needed money back then to fund my pesticide cart habit and buy designer clothes (i had no job) So yeah i started stealing those shits out my geometry classroom. My teacher at the time was this 90 yo bitch who happen to be out of town SKYDIVING. 90 year old woman. skydiving. Ts was so craz to me i still remember Anyway next day be me, in class with this substitute, slip $500 worth of calcs in my drawls while nobody looking. Real smooth like After the bell rung i dip on home to list these calculators on the new Mercari and eBay accounts i setup in the bus hype asf
There were a few things i didnt take into account before my first run . The condition of the calcs, charging them with no charger, and they were all inscribed with SCHOOL PROPERTY on each of them. Not a sticker but like engraved. i couldnt care less about them being named school property but the condition and battery i had to do something about. They were dirty and had tape on em and shi had to really clean. After I cleaned them I was like Oh shit these mfs might not even be charged ; They were actually all at a decent 40%-90% ish. So I list them each for $50 plus shipping without charger on all the platforms and went to sleep. I already knew what i was gonna buy. Fuck ton of Molly woohoo
When I woke up 2 had sold. Wow. The other 3 sold throughout the school day. I shipped them all when i got home and got around $200 a week later.
Wtf? It actually worked, easiest come up i ever had of my life. I knew this was special when i had thought of the idea, but now that im actually seeing the guap... I was completely mesmerized. And I knew this was only the start. I had just cut bread off by the loaf. There were many other calculators in that class, and even more in other math classes. I waited a few days to see if anything would happen or something, and nothing did. No fret i was ready to go run that back
Till my 90 year old teacher got back
Yeah she noticed, and she was looking for where they had gone. I didnt tell anybody i was doing this so noone knew they were all spread throughout the country let alone knew it was me who toke them. Matter fact i felt better after this cuz i felt like she'd never know who it was/is. It was still kind of unfair that she noticed them missing tho man cus that bitch eyesight was trash tf was she doing teaching. Sorry for the insult she called my parents once cuz i was asleep so God better b calling for her soon
Anyway round II lets go. I wore some alab jeans wit the deep pockets cause i knew this was bout to be a fUCKING LICK. I assumed after another round of calculators going missing theyd prolly lock all them up and make a sign in sheet for them or something like that. maybe inform school officials. I kinda assumed this would be my last time doing this just cause it'd be harder/impossible after. After i got to da class and completed my usual no work, bathroom cart hits and 15 mins of walking around i went back to class and waited for my chance. It had also dawned on me if i was caught taking all these calcs theyd know it was me who toke the others, so i waited for this old fuck to either die or go to the bathroom cuz she was always going, and then before I even noticed she had already walked out to go. She take forever so I had time so i waited till everyone wasnt looking, then got tf on to the calcs. Easily a bands worth enters my pocket. I remember i looked behind me as im doing this and i made eye contact with this luh sped kid. game over bruh. I deadass was contemplating putting them all back cuz of course this lil retard is telling on me but i made a quick choice that whatever money i was gonna make off these would be worth whatever punishment they give me (ik dumb decision i was under pressure) I think the added pressure of knowing i left a witness made me accidentally grab all the calcs. I was meaning to leave a few obviously but I forgor Toke not even 8 seconds to wipe out the vault. I go take my seat and look over at that kid debating if i should press him to make him stay quiet and hes asleep Bro how do these lil sped kids act like that what are they doing all day with their fuck heads to be able to do that in 3seconds with allolat noise Whatever i was not complaining . My gay lil teacher was still gone so i lowkey just dip.
No joke, leaving was the luckiest I have ever gotten in my life because whenever she would come back she would most likely notice the calcs being gone and would probably call security to search all of us. And that is exactly what happened bro, I didnt know what was happening i was outside like football field outside, and then was on the bus going home with almost $2k in Ti84 Plus ce Calcs in my pockets. They all fit in my pockets but they were heavy tho shit
I sold all 16 of them in almost 2 weeks, all for my asking price. I even marked the price up $50 each to $60 each since it was so easy the first time. One of the calcs had its charger attached from when i pulled it off the shelf too fast so i was able to get a extra $15 on that listing for having the charger. Hell yeah bruh. 1 more week later and im up around $850 after the seller fees which is dumb as hell btw but i dont really care in this situation. I never had this much money before so one of the first things I did aside from buying me and my mom whataburger was converting it all to cash and posted a mean money spread on my story wit old money by slash4l as the song
Next day this bitch pull up to my first period talking abt where calculator this and you skip my class that like ms u r a billion years old folk its not gona come outa ur paycheck. I knew she knew it was me cuz i was gone after the calcs were and noone in that room was found with the calcs. She even tried to trick me into wordplay by asking about the first hit with the 5 calcs while talking about the 16 tryna be clever and i said i wasnt even in ur class that day ms lmao this bitch was so red bro She didnt say nothing for like 5 seconds and then said sumn about the principal and security to search me. Even if they wanted to search me I wouldnt had let em cause u do have a choice they js make it sound like u dont they use cop tactics. and she did end up making a sign in sheet for the calcs and only 4 could be checked out at a time bruh that's like the second time I predicted the future. She was a dickhead the rest of the time I was there just a sad old woman.
Anyway that's the read twin
I deadass cannot remember doing a lick of work during my junior and senior year before i got kicked out but i do remember when i for some reason googled how much a Texas Instruments 84 Plus calculator was. Theyre graphing calculators schools will bulk buy to put in math classes for students to use. Them hoes were like $15 each used. Not really worth it. But then i found another version we had of them called the "ce" version. That one was steady going for $100 $150 a pop brand new. I needed money back then to fund my pesticide cart habit and buy designer clothes (i had no job) So yeah i started stealing those shits out my geometry classroom. My teacher at the time was this 90 yo bitch who happen to be out of town SKYDIVING. 90 year old woman. skydiving. Ts was so craz to me i still remember Anyway next day be me, in class with this substitute, slip $500 worth of calcs in my drawls while nobody looking. Real smooth like After the bell rung i dip on home to list these calculators on the new Mercari and eBay accounts i setup in the bus hype asf
There were a few things i didnt take into account before my first run . The condition of the calcs, charging them with no charger, and they were all inscribed with SCHOOL PROPERTY on each of them. Not a sticker but like engraved. i couldnt care less about them being named school property but the condition and battery i had to do something about. They were dirty and had tape on em and shi had to really clean. After I cleaned them I was like Oh shit these mfs might not even be charged ; They were actually all at a decent 40%-90% ish. So I list them each for $50 plus shipping without charger on all the platforms and went to sleep. I already knew what i was gonna buy. Fuck ton of Molly woohoo
When I woke up 2 had sold. Wow. The other 3 sold throughout the school day. I shipped them all when i got home and got around $200 a week later.
Wtf? It actually worked, easiest come up i ever had of my life. I knew this was special when i had thought of the idea, but now that im actually seeing the guap... I was completely mesmerized. And I knew this was only the start. I had just cut bread off by the loaf. There were many other calculators in that class, and even more in other math classes. I waited a few days to see if anything would happen or something, and nothing did. No fret i was ready to go run that back
Till my 90 year old teacher got back
Yeah she noticed, and she was looking for where they had gone. I didnt tell anybody i was doing this so noone knew they were all spread throughout the country let alone knew it was me who toke them. Matter fact i felt better after this cuz i felt like she'd never know who it was/is. It was still kind of unfair that she noticed them missing tho man cus that bitch eyesight was trash tf was she doing teaching. Sorry for the insult she called my parents once cuz i was asleep so God better b calling for her soon
Anyway round II lets go. I wore some alab jeans wit the deep pockets cause i knew this was bout to be a fUCKING LICK. I assumed after another round of calculators going missing theyd prolly lock all them up and make a sign in sheet for them or something like that. maybe inform school officials. I kinda assumed this would be my last time doing this just cause it'd be harder/impossible after. After i got to da class and completed my usual no work, bathroom cart hits and 15 mins of walking around i went back to class and waited for my chance. It had also dawned on me if i was caught taking all these calcs theyd know it was me who toke the others, so i waited for this old fuck to either die or go to the bathroom cuz she was always going, and then before I even noticed she had already walked out to go. She take forever so I had time so i waited till everyone wasnt looking, then got tf on to the calcs. Easily a bands worth enters my pocket. I remember i looked behind me as im doing this and i made eye contact with this luh sped kid. game over bruh. I deadass was contemplating putting them all back cuz of course this lil retard is telling on me but i made a quick choice that whatever money i was gonna make off these would be worth whatever punishment they give me (ik dumb decision i was under pressure) I think the added pressure of knowing i left a witness made me accidentally grab all the calcs. I was meaning to leave a few obviously but I forgor Toke not even 8 seconds to wipe out the vault. I go take my seat and look over at that kid debating if i should press him to make him stay quiet and hes asleep Bro how do these lil sped kids act like that what are they doing all day with their fuck heads to be able to do that in 3seconds with allolat noise Whatever i was not complaining . My gay lil teacher was still gone so i lowkey just dip.
No joke, leaving was the luckiest I have ever gotten in my life because whenever she would come back she would most likely notice the calcs being gone and would probably call security to search all of us. And that is exactly what happened bro, I didnt know what was happening i was outside like football field outside, and then was on the bus going home with almost $2k in Ti84 Plus ce Calcs in my pockets. They all fit in my pockets but they were heavy tho shit
I sold all 16 of them in almost 2 weeks, all for my asking price. I even marked the price up $50 each to $60 each since it was so easy the first time. One of the calcs had its charger attached from when i pulled it off the shelf too fast so i was able to get a extra $15 on that listing for having the charger. Hell yeah bruh. 1 more week later and im up around $850 after the seller fees which is dumb as hell btw but i dont really care in this situation. I never had this much money before so one of the first things I did aside from buying me and my mom whataburger was converting it all to cash and posted a mean money spread on my story wit old money by slash4l as the song
Next day this bitch pull up to my first period talking abt where calculator this and you skip my class that like ms u r a billion years old folk its not gona come outa ur paycheck. I knew she knew it was me cuz i was gone after the calcs were and noone in that room was found with the calcs. She even tried to trick me into wordplay by asking about the first hit with the 5 calcs while talking about the 16 tryna be clever and i said i wasnt even in ur class that day ms lmao this bitch was so red bro She didnt say nothing for like 5 seconds and then said sumn about the principal and security to search me. Even if they wanted to search me I wouldnt had let em cause u do have a choice they js make it sound like u dont they use cop tactics. and she did end up making a sign in sheet for the calcs and only 4 could be checked out at a time bruh that's like the second time I predicted the future. She was a dickhead the rest of the time I was there just a sad old woman.
Anyway that's the read twin
