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Quick warm up, getting back in the groove with this.


Enjoy the cheap laughs.

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What did I say?

"I don't even remember who the fuck you are."

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This girl (from screencaps directly above) proceeded to ask for my number and then five minutes later when I didn't text her fast enough, she just gave me hers to "speed things up" so she could see the speedo pictures lmfao. They literally won't even tolerate waiting 5 minutes. Entitlement is off-the-charts.
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Poor girl.
She doesn't know there are actually 8 milion of maherfishes @forevergymcelling
 
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Look how women cope "Eugene has a decent job he'll be fine! Teehee!"

It's funny how they all palm it off to another woman, "someone else will mary Eugene, just not me! He's not my type". They all use the same line until Eugene blows his brains out in a dark room.
 
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Bro which location is this?

I recognize 2 of the girls

Biden
 
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Look how women cope "Eugene has a decent job he'll be fine! Teehee!"

It's funny how they all palm it off to another woman, "someone else will mary Eugene, just not me! He's not my type". They all use the same line until Eugene blows his brains out in a dark room.
natural selection is so brutal
eugene will go though years of torment, gaslighting and rejection all while people keep telling him it's his "personality" at fault
cycle repeats until he inevitably takes him and his incel genes out of the genepool
 
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Holy hell this nigger captured the ELO again

Maher sets the tone and the tempo for the app as a whole when he arrives. He paces and directs the algorithm so his face becomes an advertisement the site uses to sell Hinge premium to women

Even artificial intelligence understands his raw facial power - like a machine approved by Toto Wolff himself.

Meanwhile Eugene unironically becomes a polyglot who climbs mount killamanjaro and watches White Lotus and Euphoria just to keep up with the female meta and the Algorithm instantly shadowbans him his bloated walrus face
 
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just kill me
 
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Do it in asia
 
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@SeiGun gtfi lol
 
chad can say anything
 
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NYC area.

Oh and the girl who simped for him and demanded his number?

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Could bounce a fucking quarter off that thing.
BBL just for Chad's commitment
 
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200 8
 
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Here's what I want to know

How do you get past the verification software these apps have?

I'm a young Maherfisher looking to get back in the game after a very long hiatus - trying to see what this whole "rizz" thing you young kids keep talking about is

i want to be a munch but certain verification software is now designed to stop ugly "researchers" like myself from progressing in my Thesis studies of Maherfish Ethics.
 
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Here's what I want to know

How do you get past the verification software these apps have?

I'm a young Maherfisher looking to get back in the game after a very long hiatus - trying to see what this whole "rizz" thing you young kids keep talking about is

i want to be a munch but certain verification software is now designed to stop ugly "researchers" like myself from progressing in my Thesis studies of Maherfish Ethics.
I did see you bring that up elsewhere on here and I was surprised bc I never got that request even once for verification. Your device ID might be flagged. I remember reading in passing that Apple had some sort of update to their API offerings in iOS14 which enabled devs to utilize a DeviceCheck API with a binary value store.

In plain non nerd-shit english, devs can store a value for whether or not you've been banned before and call that automatically when you register. Hit it enough times and you're permashadowed or permabanned and never able to get back on. You might have to jump for a new phone, apple id, credit card, and internet connection.

And this is all speculation. No one really knows. Hinge/Tinder's legal team deserves a fucking award for keeping this trade secrets shit under wraps. They are a fucking blackbox monopoly.
 
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I did see you bring that up elsewhere on here and I was surprised bc I never got that request even once for verification. Your device ID might be flagged. I remember reading in passing that Apple had some sort of update to their API offerings in iOS14 which enabled devs to utilize a DeviceCheck API with a binary value store.

In plain non nerd-shit english, devs can store a value for whether or not you've been banned before and call that automatically when you register. Hit it enough times and you're permashadowed or permabanned and never able to get back on. You might have to jump for a new phone, apple id, credit card, and internet connection.

And this is all speculation. No one really knows. Hinge/Tinder's legal team deserves a fucking award for keeping this trade secrets shit under wraps. They are a fucking blackbox monopoly.
Homie I think I am on almost a national database because of the wild and powerful nature of my Maherfishes

there could have even been a meeting with top leadership on bumble, hinge and tinder about some of my methods

The moment i sign on even with autofications they demand verification of the HIGHEST level

i got drunk one day and was trolling and called up Bumble customer support and started yelling at the guy saying that i was maher and he was discriminating against male models, the guy was so confused jfl
 
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i was drunk as hell and told the lady my camera wasn't working but that those were, indeed, my incredible bones. she was pissed.
 
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See below

Chadfish:

Trannyfish:

Arvidfish:
 
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Quick warm up, getting back in the groove with this.


Enjoy the cheap laughs.

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What did I say?

"I don't even remember who the fuck you are."

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This girl (from screencaps directly above) proceeded to ask for my number and then five minutes later when I didn't text her fast enough, she just gave me hers to "speed things up" so she could see the speedo pictures lmfao. They literally won't even tolerate waiting 5 minutes. Entitlement is off-the-charts.
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JFL at anyone still chadfishing with this weird looking ass nigga. No appeal to 18-23 year old women.
 
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JFL at anyone still chadfishing with this weird looking ass nigga. No appeal to 18-23 year old women.
Another low IQ burger boy in denial

Run the account yourself and see what kind of appeal he has
 
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Look how women cope "Eugene has a decent job he'll be fine! Teehee!"

It's funny how they all palm it off to another woman, "someone else will mary Eugene, just not me! He's not my type". They all use the same line until Eugene blows his brains out in a dark room.
Proper advice for Eugene is to blast tren
 
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Open a girl with “Over for natty copers in 2022”
 
When your IQ is 83 but it doesn't matter:

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@forevergymcelling
 
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When your IQ is 83 but it doesn't matter:

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Ask her if she's Muslim or Christian
If she's Christian she'll just see Lebanon as an extension of the piggie Med countries like Pigtaly and Pigtugal
 
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Look how women cope "Eugene has a decent job he'll be fine! Teehee!"

It's funny how they all palm it off to another woman, "someone else will mary Eugene, just not me! He's not my type". They all use the same line until Eugene blows his brains out in a dark room.
Or he suddenly decides to become all those women's and men's emergency room physician.
 
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When your IQ is 83 but it doesn't matter:

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@forevergymcelling

jfl at how she wont let that conversation die, meanwhile i get ghosted after asking
how their day was


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jfl at how she wont let that conversation die, meanwhile i get ghosted after asking
how their day was


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Please believe me when I say there is equally worse on its way
 
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Please believe me when I say there is equally worse on its way
Say "Wow... Lebanon. Personally I don't believe in the religion of that area so I doubt this would work. I am a christian. I would be willing to keep things purely sexual, though. I know in your culture you have to always be veiled in the presence of a man before marriage but perhaps we could cut a hole into the cloth dress in which I could insert my manhood. I know this isn't ideal but I hope you understand."

let's truly test Maher's power
 
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(Lebanese cont.)

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I was unmatched jfl
 
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Gymbunny

Started off by asking how long she has been gymcelling. My favorite part of this exchange is the fact that spending $450 on a complete and total stranger for a first date is considered unremarkable. So commonplace that it doesn't even warrant her acknowledging how absurd that is.

This is your culture. This is the world in which you live. And you're told to be grateful for it.

Really marinate on that as your head hits the pillow tonight.

"NOOO I'M NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS, I SWEAR. GIVE ME A CHANCE!"

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She hasn't unmatched. Just responded with "aggressive". Guaranteed she double messages later.

If Eugene pulled this he'd receive four psychiatric evaluations and house monitoring for the better part of 2 years.

That's all for tn, peace.
 
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I love how they completely disregard the aspie terms

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bro this is some legitmately garbage trolling

idk how it's even possible to fuck this up, the formula is simple yet golden
 
JFL at anyone still chadfishing with this weird looking ass nigga. No appeal to 18-23 year old women.
Legit. U will attract orange skinned long Island Italian American whores. Idk why mayos jerk off to him do much. Chico mogs
 
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cage at the american psycho reference and that huge block of blackpill featuring eugene. this is the best one yet
 
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Legit. U will attract orange skinned long Island Italian American whores. Idk why mayos jerk off to him do much. Chico mogs
Half the prettyboy ig/tiktok influencers mog Maher to oblivion
 
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Me on Facebook

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That's just one message I sent to some foid in months.
 
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Look how women cope "Eugene has a decent job he'll be fine! Teehee!"

It's funny how they all palm it off to another woman, "someone else will mary Eugene, just not me! He's not my type". They all use the same line until Eugene blows his brains out in a dark room.
this. it's funny i dont see it talked about much. in regards to incels, for them it's always women telling them "some girls would find you so attractive! You have so much CONFIDENCE! Plenty of fish in the sea and different women like all kinds of different things in men! You'll find someone who wants you!" but it's always NEVER EVER, *EVER* them. And then the poor guy will move on to the next foid who says the same thing. and the next. and the next. and the next. forever. brutal
 
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