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Some of you may be going to New Year Parties to celebrate.
There's gonna be alcohol, drugs, foids, friends...
You've prepared the whole year for this moment.
Unicels are back in their hometowns, trying to slay their oneitis from high school (me too).
Look your BEST, take drugs/ drink alcohol to LOWER INHIB, and SLAY.
It's the time of the year.
Foids are gonna want their midnight kiss.
CAPITALIZE.
This is the MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
Last year, I met a stacylite at my NYE party.
We hid together and made out, and did more.
I then dated her for a few months.
I'm so hyped for this year.
REMEMBER THAT NO ONE IS GONNA DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. STOP WAITING.
DONT WAIT FOR FOIDS TO APPROACH. GO WARM APPROACH THEM.
GOD WILL NOT SEND THEM TO YOU.
YOU GOTTA PUT IN SOME WORK YOUSELF, EVEN IF YOU ARE A SELF-PROCLAIMED CHAD.
FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS, TAG ME IN YOUR NYE SLAY STORIES!
a furosemided pneumo
There's gonna be alcohol, drugs, foids, friends...
You've prepared the whole year for this moment.
Unicels are back in their hometowns, trying to slay their oneitis from high school (me too).
Look your BEST, take drugs/ drink alcohol to LOWER INHIB, and SLAY.
It's the time of the year.
Foids are gonna want their midnight kiss.
CAPITALIZE.
This is the MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR.
Last year, I met a stacylite at my NYE party.
We hid together and made out, and did more.
I then dated her for a few months.
I'm so hyped for this year.
REMEMBER THAT NO ONE IS GONNA DO ANYTHING FOR YOU. STOP WAITING.
DONT WAIT FOR FOIDS TO APPROACH. GO WARM APPROACH THEM.
GOD WILL NOT SEND THEM TO YOU.
YOU GOTTA PUT IN SOME WORK YOUSELF, EVEN IF YOU ARE A SELF-PROCLAIMED CHAD.
FIGHT FOR WHAT YOU WANT.
HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS, TAG ME IN YOUR NYE SLAY STORIES!
a furosemided pneumo
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