MelonHumper14
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So for some background information there is a very awkward but pretty girl at my school. she’s very reserved, makes herself small due to guys constantly bullying her and belittling her. she has very few friends but is visibly intelligent unlike my loud and obnoxious foid peers. as someone who is bound to be an articulate high achieving chad(n’t), i am naturally drawn to these types of women — smart, reserved, humble. because her self esteem would be at an all time low, i saw this as the perfect opportunity to shoot my shot, because surely that would increase my chances.
step 1: TALKING TO HER (COMPLETED
)
so it’s time to talk to her when peers aren’t around to watch, to eliminate the risk of being criticised for talking to the ‘weird girl’. i find her walking home from school, crying. my plan is to fake comfort her — (offer her support but also add to her insecurities; “oh yeah i think i also heard your friends talking badly about you, are you alright?” — socially isolating her further, making her question her trust in friends. Thanks @autisticular
)
This works like a charm. She turns to be and forces a smile through the tears. “I’m not surprised honestly. I don’t actually know what i did.”
“Hey hey, don’t worry about it. I’m always here if you want to talk.”
“Thank you” she replies with an awkward smile. (This made my heart melt. im a simp for these types of women.)
STEP 2: GETTING THE SNAP (COMPLETED
)
it takes all my confidence to ask her for her Snapchat and she agrees. never in my life have i been successful with getting girls contact information likely because I’ve always been a social reject up until grade 12.
STEP 3: FURTHER ISOLATING HER (YET TO COMPLETE)
this will involve making her seperate from friendships, see myself as her source of peace and distrust everyone else around her. These threads will be an ongoing series but i am feeling confident about this. Only problem is peers criticising this relationship but fuck them niggas theyve done nothing but let me down my whole high school experience im ready to block them the second I graduate and have this girl all to myself
PLEASE BUMP THIS THREAD I NEED MORE ADVICE THIS IS A ONE IN LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR ME SO ALL LIKES AND REPLIES APPRECIATED
step 1: TALKING TO HER (COMPLETED
)so it’s time to talk to her when peers aren’t around to watch, to eliminate the risk of being criticised for talking to the ‘weird girl’. i find her walking home from school, crying. my plan is to fake comfort her — (offer her support but also add to her insecurities; “oh yeah i think i also heard your friends talking badly about you, are you alright?” — socially isolating her further, making her question her trust in friends. Thanks @autisticular
This works like a charm. She turns to be and forces a smile through the tears. “I’m not surprised honestly. I don’t actually know what i did.”
“Hey hey, don’t worry about it. I’m always here if you want to talk.”
“Thank you” she replies with an awkward smile. (This made my heart melt. im a simp for these types of women.)
STEP 2: GETTING THE SNAP (COMPLETED
)it takes all my confidence to ask her for her Snapchat and she agrees. never in my life have i been successful with getting girls contact information likely because I’ve always been a social reject up until grade 12.
STEP 3: FURTHER ISOLATING HER (YET TO COMPLETE)
this will involve making her seperate from friendships, see myself as her source of peace and distrust everyone else around her. These threads will be an ongoing series but i am feeling confident about this. Only problem is peers criticising this relationship but fuck them niggas theyve done nothing but let me down my whole high school experience im ready to block them the second I graduate and have this girl all to myself
PLEASE BUMP THIS THREAD I NEED MORE ADVICE THIS IS A ONE IN LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY FOR ME SO ALL LIKES AND REPLIES APPRECIATED
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