making friends as you get older is like a cold beer on a hot day

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You desperately want friends in your prime (18-25). (no one wants friends in their 30's 30 year olds are ugly/fat/jaded) But while you desperately want a social life normies are like "been that done that" they are SICK of friends. They then cut off their friends and say: "I want to now FIND myself tee hee"

Imagine this You were sentenced to run a marathon in Las Vegas in the middle of July for a petty crime you did! (due to being ugly/autisitc you have to self-improve ) and the normies are in the air conditioned casinos binge drinking/gambling and fucking whores until they vomit! You have DEEP RESENTMENT but you grit your teeth and get running in the Nevada desert! After a grueling run, you finally finish your race (looksmaxxed) and run to the casino to finally have your fun gambling and crack open a cold beer with some friends. But the normies are laying in the corner suffering/vomiting from a hangover. You desperately run up to them and say: "hey anon lets gamble! or watch the Elvis Show and crack open a cold one huh" They then say: "yawn I don't need a want a beer I am hungover/vomiting right now I need to get a good sleep because I will start training for a marathon tomorrow" But you say: "but I have been running this marathon in 110 degree weather! I am very thirsty for a beer and I am very horny too" The drunken normie says: "oh shut the fuck up and stop being a pussy! go run a marathon and self improve!" The normies are ready to self improve after having their fun (ie in their mid 20's to 30's normies are in hardcore-self improvement/career mode out of guilt of the degeneracy they did in their youth.

-TLDR normies basically are hung over/ and "sick" of a social life while you are DESPERATE for one and their is NOTHING you can do about it!
 
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