making lube rn

[coastal]

lubrication formula by the goat aajones vonderplanitz

recepie:
1. 4 teaspoons/1 big tablespoon of raw unheated honey
2. half a lemon of juice (honey:lemon around 1:1)
3. 2 raw eggs
4. 75g raw butter

warm up the butter before adding (but dont heat too much)

or just put all the ingredients in a cup and put the cup in a bowl of hot water so it all warms up and the butter melts

blend together on low speed for 10-12 seconds

enjoy your yummy saturated fats

 

[Scars]

lubrication formula by the goat aajones vonderplanitz

recepie:
1. 4 teaspoons/1 big tablespoon of raw unheated honey
2. half a lemon of juice (honey:lemon around 1:1)
3. 2 raw eggs
4. 75g raw butter

warm up the butter before adding (but dont heat too much)

or just put all the ingredients in a cup and put the cup in a bowl of hot water so it all warms up and the butter melts

blend together on low speed for 10-12 seconds

enjoy your yummy saturated fats

sounds yummy

anything but the goofy veggie and nut formulas

 

[coastal]

sounds yummy

anything but the goofy veggie and nut formulas

veggie is so gross, all the "muh no veggie not primal" shit is sooo corny. nigga it tastes bad why would i wanna do all that.

but formula is pretty good if you do it with wallnuts, but i wouldnt say it's beneficial. i only make it when i really want some nutella for no reason

pov veggie lover *throws up violently*: DETOOOXXX

 

[pleasevanity]

botb?

 

[pleasevanity]

oh brah i thought this was dick lube nvm

 

[coastal]

botb?

botb level clickbait

 

[coastal]

oh brah i thought this was dick lube nvm

get tricked by my genius

 

[lemureater]

lubrication formula by the goat aajones vonderplanitz

recepie:
1. 4 teaspoons/1 big tablespoon of raw unheated honey
2. half a lemon of juice (honey:lemon around 1:1)
3. 2 raw eggs
4. 75g raw butter

warm up the butter before adding (but dont heat too much)

or just put all the ingredients in a cup and put the cup in a bowl of hot water so it all warms up and the butter melts

blend together on low speed for 10-12 seconds

enjoy your yummy saturated fats

but cooked eggs are more bioavailable tho why eat them raw

also the lemon juice on my dick would FUCKING HURT CUNT WHY WOULD I WANNA BURN MY DICK OFF

 

[coastal]

but cooked eggs are more bioavailable tho why eat them raw

also the lemon juice on my dick would FUCKING HURT CUNT WHY WOULD I WANNA BURN MY DICK OFF

only the protein in the whites is, and marginally (20-25%). also with all the saturated fat i dont mind losing on a bit of potential protein

 

[coastal]

also the lemon juice on my dick would FUCKING HURT CUNT WHY WOULD I WANNA BURN MY DICK OFF

from personal experience i can vouch this is the case

dont use lemon juice instead of diddy oil

 

[vesalius]

so you put this in your asshole? i feel like it’s kind of a waste of food but ok

 

[coastal]

so you put this in your asshole? i feel like it’s kind of a waste of food but ok

ew nigga fuck no i drink that

 

[vesalius]

ew nigga fuck no i drink that

oh i thought u meant lube like for sex

 

[brazzon]

lubrication formula by the goat aajones vonderplanitz

recepie:
1. 4 teaspoons/1 big tablespoon of raw unheated honey
2. half a lemon of juice (honey:lemon around 1:1)
3. 2 raw eggs
4. 75g raw butter

warm up the butter before adding (but dont heat too much)

or just put all the ingredients in a cup and put the cup in a bowl of hot water so it all warms up and the butter melts

blend together on low speed for 10-12 seconds

enjoy your yummy saturated fats

this for wanking?

 

[coastal]

oh i thought u meant lube like for sex

lmfao no its official name is the lubrication formula. aajones chose it coz it sounded goofy

 

[coastal]

this for wanking?

no nigga no drinking. it literally says "yummy". dont put lemon juice on yo dick

 

[brazzon]

no nigga no drinking. it literally says "yummy". dont put lemon juice on yo dick

might have to test this