Making up words for "ass" is better than actually calling it an ass

[cromagnon]

For example
"Stacy has a massive bajeenka"
"Have you seen Ava's bajorka? It's massive"
"Look at that plapper on her"

 

[murdah]

Badonkadonk

 

[cromagnon]

@murdah

 

[cromagnon]

@murdah

Nevermind

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

cornhole pillows

 

[Sny]

Did you see that barber's rump roast

 

[JohnDoe]

I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

I'm queer. I'm gay. I'm homosexual. I'm a poof, I'm a poofter, I'm a ponce. I'm a bumboy, batty-boy, backside artist, bugger. I'm bent. I am that arse bandit. I lift those shirts. I'm a faggot-ass, fudge-packing, shit-stabbing uphill gardener. I dine at the downstairs restaurant, I dance at the other end of the ballroom. I'm Moses and the parting of the red cheeks. I fuck and I am fucked. I suck and I am sucked. I rim them and wank them, and every single man's had the fucking time of his life