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Alright guys. This is my channel's first video. I’m a high schooler who’s interested in dating dynamics and escaping inceldom. I’m new to video editing, so pardon the bad quality. I promise it’ll get better.
I got inspiration for this video from creators Real (add channel picture) and YBCtoocold (add picture for this as well in edit). I’ll put links to their channels in the description.
So in this tier list, I’m gonna be ranking female sexualities and how they affect the dating market for straight men. If you’re questioning why it’s only for straight men, it’s because this channel is for, by, and owned by a straight male. We’re also pretty much the only ones who really struggle in the dating market.
This isn’t meant to offend anyone, it’s just to inform men on how sexuality can affect their dating lives.
Let’s dive right in…
[Catina Ban Music for this section]
So first, we're gonna go over the most common sexuality in the world: Heterosexual. So this is going into instant S tier. Heterosexuality in women is how it was for all of history and through that, we have 8 billion people. With heterosexuality, men are only competing against other men in finding women. This instantly makes it less competitive to get a woman. Also, heterosexuality allows reproduction. Yes, if the woman were lesbian or some other sexuality where she doesn’t wanna have sex with men, she could get inseminated, but most non-straight women aren’t the type to want children. I live in a relatively liberal area and I can tell you, disproportionately heterosexual ones are the ones who actually have the desire to have children.
Studies prove it — show study showing how heterosexual women have more children.
However, a lot of them nowadays are kinda chadsexual, only being attracted to the tallest, whitest and richest men. However, enough are reasonable.
So yeah, S Tier.
[Loves sorrow.]
Next we're gonna go over lesbians. Now lesbians are gonna have to go to the F tier. No offense to the lesbians in the world. Lesbians aren’t attracted to men so provide no sexual benefit. A lot of them also kinda hate straight men and push propaganda to women turning them against men. No need to explain more.
Next we have bisexual. Bisexuals are those attracted to men and women. However, at least from my experience, a lot of bisexuals are larpers. They are usually just liberal straight women who wanna feel included, or lesbians who wanna seem more normal.
Here — I want you to focus on this:Only like 30 percent do bisexual behaviour.
Bi girls are quirky — show image of furry.
And usually pick with their men, assuming they are not larping as Bi.
You know these TikToks — show TikTok of drunk girl doing crazy standards.
Yeah these are bi girls.
They are hard to date, larp, and are kinda mid. Let’s give them a C tier.
Okay next we have pansexuals. Okay. So pansexuals are those who are attracted to pans haha.
This shit gets them going — show pan.
Obviously, as men, we aren’t pans. This basically makes them undatable so we're gonna put them in a tier that shows how they are undatable. F tier with lesbians. Actually we're gonna move lesbians to D tier cause at least they aren’t into objects. This gets a tier of its own bruh.
[Insert iShowSpeed audio.]
Demisexual — I don’t even know what this is. S tier.
Polysexual — So according to Google — show image of definition. This is like being attracted to many but not all genders, hence the suffix poly. This means that us as straight men are competing against a large group, larger than we would be competing against bisexuals. This is a pretty niche sexuality, so like elite ball knowledge. [Insert picture of LeBron James.]
Because of this, I couldn’t really find any statistics about it.
Any girl who knows of it is probably like liberal, kinda quirky, and has a 50% chance of looking like this — insert furry, so even if they liked men, they are not the most dateable to be honest. Because of this, I’m gonna have to put this in like uhhhhh like D tier. It’s basically bisexual but worse, I'm gonna be honest.
Last and least, we have graysexual. You know, silver is my favourite metal, and silver is gray, so I understand why they are into it. I’m kinda a graysexual myself — insert erection with gray
I got inspiration for this video from creators Real (add channel picture) and YBCtoocold (add picture for this as well in edit). I’ll put links to their channels in the description.
So in this tier list, I’m gonna be ranking female sexualities and how they affect the dating market for straight men. If you’re questioning why it’s only for straight men, it’s because this channel is for, by, and owned by a straight male. We’re also pretty much the only ones who really struggle in the dating market.
This isn’t meant to offend anyone, it’s just to inform men on how sexuality can affect their dating lives.
Let’s dive right in…
[Catina Ban Music for this section]
So first, we're gonna go over the most common sexuality in the world: Heterosexual. So this is going into instant S tier. Heterosexuality in women is how it was for all of history and through that, we have 8 billion people. With heterosexuality, men are only competing against other men in finding women. This instantly makes it less competitive to get a woman. Also, heterosexuality allows reproduction. Yes, if the woman were lesbian or some other sexuality where she doesn’t wanna have sex with men, she could get inseminated, but most non-straight women aren’t the type to want children. I live in a relatively liberal area and I can tell you, disproportionately heterosexual ones are the ones who actually have the desire to have children.
Studies prove it — show study showing how heterosexual women have more children.
However, a lot of them nowadays are kinda chadsexual, only being attracted to the tallest, whitest and richest men. However, enough are reasonable.
So yeah, S Tier.
[Loves sorrow.]
Next we're gonna go over lesbians. Now lesbians are gonna have to go to the F tier. No offense to the lesbians in the world. Lesbians aren’t attracted to men so provide no sexual benefit. A lot of them also kinda hate straight men and push propaganda to women turning them against men. No need to explain more.
Next we have bisexual. Bisexuals are those attracted to men and women. However, at least from my experience, a lot of bisexuals are larpers. They are usually just liberal straight women who wanna feel included, or lesbians who wanna seem more normal.
Here — I want you to focus on this:Only like 30 percent do bisexual behaviour.
Bi girls are quirky — show image of furry.
And usually pick with their men, assuming they are not larping as Bi.
You know these TikToks — show TikTok of drunk girl doing crazy standards.
Yeah these are bi girls.
They are hard to date, larp, and are kinda mid. Let’s give them a C tier.
Okay next we have pansexuals. Okay. So pansexuals are those who are attracted to pans haha.
This shit gets them going — show pan.
Obviously, as men, we aren’t pans. This basically makes them undatable so we're gonna put them in a tier that shows how they are undatable. F tier with lesbians. Actually we're gonna move lesbians to D tier cause at least they aren’t into objects. This gets a tier of its own bruh.
[Insert iShowSpeed audio.]
Demisexual — I don’t even know what this is. S tier.
Polysexual — So according to Google — show image of definition. This is like being attracted to many but not all genders, hence the suffix poly. This means that us as straight men are competing against a large group, larger than we would be competing against bisexuals. This is a pretty niche sexuality, so like elite ball knowledge. [Insert picture of LeBron James.]
Because of this, I couldn’t really find any statistics about it.
Any girl who knows of it is probably like liberal, kinda quirky, and has a 50% chance of looking like this — insert furry, so even if they liked men, they are not the most dateable to be honest. Because of this, I’m gonna have to put this in like uhhhhh like D tier. It’s basically bisexual but worse, I'm gonna be honest.
Last and least, we have graysexual. You know, silver is my favourite metal, and silver is gray, so I understand why they are into it. I’m kinda a graysexual myself — insert erection with gray
