Male friendships are as much of a joke as female friendships

[apocalypse]

As soon as you throw a pretty foid at a group of male "friends" they immediately chimp out and start trying to micromog each other and turn everything into a competition to impress the girl, irl same as on lookism. They will act like best bros when alone but then neg each other relentlessly to make themselves look like the superior male in front of the desirable female. I've observed this many times. Throw in multiple sexy girls and it turns into a complete jungle-like shitshow.
Schizoid choice is the right choice. Never put faith and trust into other people. Only ever care about your nearest family. Be ready to burn bridges with anyone else at a moment's notice.

 

[Deleted member 15260]

As soon as you throw a pretty foid at a group of male "friends" they immediately chimp out and start trying to micromog each other and turn everything into a competition to impress the girl, irl same as on lookism. They will act like best bros when alone but then neg each other relentlessly to make themselves look like the superior male in front of the desirable female. I've observed this many times. Throw in multiple sexy girls and it turns into a complete jungle-like shitshow.
Schizoid choice is the right choice. Never put faith and trust into other people. Only ever care about your nearest family. Be ready to burn bridges with anyone else at a moment's notice.

Very true

Men will betray you at a MOMENT’s notice for a whiff of a hot girls asshole

I remember I had a “good friend” in college. I told him I was breaking up with stacy on my birthday and she had got me this $400 airbnb to stay in with her as a gift that night. I told him i wasnt going to go

He messages her out of the blue on Instagram and says he is willing and able to stay in the AirBnB that night. On my birthday.

Brutal to think a man would ever love you or care about you

 

[apocalypse]

Very true

Men will betray you at a MOMENT’s notice for a whiff of a hot girls asshole

I remember I had a “good friend” in college. I told him I was breaking up with stacy on my birthday and she had got me this $400 airbnb to stay in with her as a gift that night. I told him i wasnt going to go

He messages her out of the blue on Instagram and says he is willing and able to stay in the AirBnB that night. On my birthday.

Brutal to think a man would ever love you or care about you

Brutal. Did she agree to stay with him?

 

[Deleted member 15260]

Brutal. Did she agree to stay with him?

No I ended up staying there but she said

“Your friend Danny isn’t a real friend”

Brutal for her to think i had the self awareness and friendship choosing ability of an orangutan

 

[Harold O'brien]

you guys never had real friends, brutal

 

[alriodai]

you guys never had real friends, brutal

ngl you’re the most based healty user on here.

 

[Vermilioncore]

That’s why I’m alone 24/7

 

[Amexmaxx]

Men will throw you off a cliff if painted lips tell them to.

 

[.👽.]

not always tho. u can have based friends

 

[Deprived]

OP has dogshit simp friends

 

[striker_reborn]

No I ended up staying there but she said

“Your friend Danny isn’t a real friend”

Brutal for her to think i had the self awareness and friendship choosing ability of an orangutan

whales?

 

[AlexBrown84]

I wouldn’t. I’ve done everything so I would let my friends have girls.

Now if they’re Korean girls? Hmmmm, maybe not

xD

 

[Deleted member 15260]

whales?

Y-y.... yes Daddy.

It is I

WhalesAreBlue

And who is this?

 

[striker_reborn]

Y-y.... yes Daddy.

It is I

WhalesAreBlue

And who is this?

just a megastar passing by, didn;'t realize i had this account on here. might stick around for a bit just for shits and gigs

 

[LooksOrDeath]

Men will throw you off a cliff if painted lips tell them to.

most men are simps

 

[Deleted member 15260]

just a megastar passing by, didn;'t realize i had this account on here. might stick around for a bit just for shits and gigs

Holy... fuck

I had no idea you would ever come my Lord

All hail the future king of Looksmax and leader of the Megastar nation

All hail the king of Lookism

All hail the polynesian slayer from New Zealand

 

[striker_reborn]

Holy... fuck

I had no idea you would ever come my Lord

All hail the future king of Looksmax and leader of the Megastar nation

All hail the king of Lookism

All hail the polynesian slayer from New Zealand

the megastar has come to reclaim is throne

but in all seriousness i don't expect to make more than 10 posts a day. osrs is taking up most of my time now


almost 99 attack

 

[Deleted member 15260]

the megastar has come to reclaim is throne

but in all seriousness i don't expect to make more than 10 posts a day. osrs is taking up most of my time now


almost 99 attack

From what I heard there was a little RwT incident

If you need money for treasure hunter keys let me know

I will buy 250M gold tonight and give it to you

 

[striker_reborn]

From what I heard there was a little RwT incident

If you need money for treasure hunter keys let me know

I will buy 250M gold tonight and give it to you

that's rs3 thing

you don't have to, but i will never turn down runescape gold

 

[CupOfCoffee]

not always tho. u can have based friends

I have a few real friends tbh. I only see them once or twice a year though unfortunately