Male genitals are ugly AF

yeah?
 
It depends a lot, there's some very ugly dicks.
I think mine is ok looking
Ugly dicks: more than one color, dark, circumcised, head too big, too curved.
 
In what way are you saving those?
What do you mean, how am I saving them?


They'll be in my immediate post history and threads with recent posts.
 
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who wants a big foreskin nigga

either look circumsized while being uncircumsized or kys

people literally think im circumsized
no i mean that other foreskin idk what its called in english. the meaty part of the tip.
 
It depends a lot, there's some very ugly dicks.
I think mine is ok looking
Ugly dicks: more than one color, dark, circumcised, head too big, too curved.
Found the cope.
 
What do you mean, how am I saving them?


They'll be in my immediate post history and threads with recent posts.
Aren’t they your own threads though?
 
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What do you mean?
Now i need to dickmaxx too... At least it's just size, maybe girth too, but they don't care as much when you're chad facially
 
Now i need to dickmaxx too... At least it's just size, maybe girth too, but they don't care as much when you're chad facially
I mean… you’re 7” aren’t you?
 
Aren’t they your own threads though?
No, why would I need to bother saving them then? They'd all just be my "your threads" section.


Besides, can't you tell they're the "Similar threads" at the bottom of the page? They don't even have my username next to them.
 
No, why would I need to bother saving them then? They'd all just be my "your threads" section.


Besides, can't you tell they're the "Similar threads" at the bottom of the page? They don't even have my username next to them.
No I didn’t check. I’m on mobile.
 
Jfl at niggas who claim this is the real truecel

Blud was literally the biggest dick rater in the forum and now thinks it’s ugly
He got blown up in Pakistan, this is someone else
Just like how @Schery6 is still active
 
Not boy penis. Rosy colored and fresh in your mouth.
 
It’s true. Uncut cocks look ugly AF.
No they don't, uncut looks better (all gay guys and Euro girls agree) and I wish the evil jews didn't cut my cock, stop the Muslim coping.
 
Describe your dick.
Its nothing magnificant like the picture posted earlier, however it does look quite nice.

Its average in size, 6.5x5, high and tight cut, I used scar sheets as well as bio oil while it was healing so the scar as well as skin tone blends together very nicely there are a few marks where one of the stitches popped unfortunately but its not noticable unless I point it out, I also had a frenulectomy which I think makes the head look alot nicer and overall shaft smoother.

I get extremely hard when errect so my dick is very full and the glans is very thick, its straight and doesnt bend, and is extreamly uniform in size, and is maybe 50degress upwards when errect which I thinks good.

I also clean shave my shaft and balls regularly so they are very smooth, I perhaps might get laser hair removal done in the future, I also lightly exfoliate the skin as well as moisturise it, which makes it very soft.

I also have alot of control of the angle it is when tensing so I can hit alot of spots when inside.

The only thing I do want to get fixed is theres a small birth mark on my taint which I want to get lasered off soon.

My dick is scarred from fapping too roughly. :feelsrope:
Is there no treatments you can get to have that removed?
 
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The other day I saw a bunch of reddit posts of guys jerking themselves off and I just realized how ugly dicks and balls are. I felt a sense of disgust seeing it. Now I understand why women say dicks are ugly. :sick:
Bro you are a cockologist don't lie. You know you like seeing other mens dicks
 
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No they don't, uncut looks better (all gay guys and Euro girls agree) and I wish the evil jews didn't cut my cock, stop the Muslim coping.
Cope, I was, in fact, talking about euro girls. Britbongs don’t count. You’re just a self-hating cutfag.
 
I get extremely hard when errect so my dick is very full and the glans is very thick, its straight and doesnt bend, and is extreamly uniform in size, and is maybe 50degress upwards when errect which I thinks good.
Requirements for a pretty dick according to women:

- Uniform shape/girth
- Big glans
- Upward curve
- No discoloring / (excessive) scarring

You seem to meet all the requirements, so you’re good! Without rather uniform girth and a big glans, your penis would not be able to be considered beautiful by women.

Also, surprising to hear you had an adult circumcision and also opted to remove your frenulum. People claim that’s where most sensitivity lies, whereas others say this isn’t true.

Is there no treatments you can get to have that removed?

I don’t know, but I also don’t want to see a urologist and show my penis to someone else. Regardless of gender.
 
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Bro you are a cockologist don't lie. You know you like seeing other mens dicks
If I say I like seeing other men’s cocks, that makes me sound gay AF. 😭

It’s a love-hate relationship: I love telling the objective facts about dicks but I “hate”seeing them now (I blame those horny Reddit men for jerking off and posting it online).
 
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You seem to meet all the requirements, so you’re good!
:love: Thanks.

Also, surprising to hear you had an adult circumcision and also opted to remove your frenulum. People claim that’s where most sensitivity lies, whereas others say this isn’t true.
Well it was done for medical reasons I unfortunately didn't have much choice in the matter, although it looks more aesthetic if I had the choice I would rather of not been circumcised.

I don’t know, but I also don’t want to see a urologist and show my penis to someone else. Regardless of gender.
Fair enough.



Well I used hair removal cream and I like it the most when it's completely smooth because it looks its best, but I think it looks nice still with half an inch of pubic hair length as well. Though when it gets too long (I mean after mooonths) then yeah it doesn't so good. Plus jerking off is a hassle too because the long hairs cause chafing eventually. JFL.
Out of curiosity what removal cream do you use?

Do you not get any burning/imitation from using a removal cream?

Do you think removal cream mogs wet shaving, and how long does it last before you start getting regrowth/stubble?
 
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Thank your maker. :ogre:
Well it was done for medical reasons I unfortunately didn't have much choice in the matter, although it looks more aesthetic if I had the choice I would rather of not been circumcised.
Truthfully, I wouldn’t have done it either if I was uncut. But aesthetically I think cut mogs hard. Though I still wouldn’t have done it, so I’m glad it happened when I was young enough to not remember at all.
Fair enough.
:)
Out of curiosity what removal cream do you use?

Do you not get any burning/imitation from using a removal cream?

Do you think removal cream mogs wet shaving, and how long does it last before you start getting regrowth/stubble?
I used Veet. There’s two versions. One regular and one for sensitive skin. I’ve used both, but when I go to the store I can only find the sensitive skin version these days so I go with that one. It’s always pretty awkward in the queue with the cashier because I’m a guy buying hair removal cream. I don’t get any burning / irritation from using a removal cream unless I leave it on for too long. They recommend 5-7 minutes or so, although generally I do 9 minutes. One time I did 20 minutes and I used the regular version. That definitely caused burning / irritation but you won’t experience that if you follow the instructions. Absolutely, removal cream is the best way to get rid of genital hair. I’ve done shaving, I’ve trimmed but removal cream is like God’s gift. It takes ZERO effort. All you gotta do is lather your dick and balls with it, wait for a few minutes and then you can wash it off with lukewarm water. It stays smooth for at least three days, maybe four. I did it three days ago and it’s still smooth but since my body hair grows rather quickly, it may be a different experience for you. I’m never letting any razor blade or machine come near my dick and balls. I have been using removal cream for years now and I don’t understand why guys don’t follow suit. Perhaps they’re too ashamed to buy it from a local store.
 

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