MALE SEXUAL POTENCY TEST | What’s Your UETFF (Unassisted Ejaculation Time From Flaccid)?

[thecel]

Unassisted means no drugs, no pornography, no sex toys, and NO LUBRICATING substances of any kind (lotion counts).

For consistency’s sake, let’s all test it in sitting position with hand self-masturbation, not sex.

Round to the nearest whole second, and answer the poll, please.

 

[Anchor_Ship]

U fucking coomer

 

[Deleted member 4430]

reminder OP thinks about HTN boys from his school when he ejaculating

 

[Deleted member 2403]

reminder OP thinks about HTN boys from his school when he ejaculating

what an irony

 

[thecel]

reminder OP thinks of HTN boys from his school when he ejaculating

False. When I coom I think about hot women and entertain myself with content that contains hot women.

Fantasizing about women vs fantasizing about men arouse me in different ways. For cooming and porn-watching, it’s always women.

 

[Deleted member 4430]

what an irony

i expected this ngl

 

[Deleted member 4430]

The guys I’ve been attracted to IRL are not Chads. In fact, I don’t sexually desire the 6′5″ football moggers walking around the campus. I’m more strongly attracted to a specific Chadlite than the highest-T football mogger, who, like PSL gods, I feel next to no sexual attraction toward. They’re good-looking, but I’m not sexually attracted to them. Why is this the case? It’s because of confidence and personality. Last year, there was a 6/10, 6′2″ guy in one of my classes to whom I was initially not attracted and later got attracted. That happened because, we talked to each other and his personality and confidence made him more attractive. I began to fantasize about him. Sexually. A similar thing occurred with another guy recently. The teacher put us in groups and got us to share with our groups some things about us. That guy I got attracted to is about Chadlite-tier, and he lifts weights. The way he spoke, his body language, and the stuff he said, made me more attracted to him. I find that guy to be way more attractive overall than Vinnie Hacker is, although Vinnie Hacker is more attractive from a purely visual/aesthetics standpoint. I think I’d be attracted to Vinnie more than I am to the Chadlite dude if Vinnie talked to me face-to-face. Age, Personality, And Confidence Matter A Lot IRL.

False. I think about hot women when I coom.

 

[thecel]

U fucking coomer

do coomers get shorter or longer UETFFs than non-coomers\NoFappers get?

 

[thecel]

@Rupert Pupkin

False. When I coom I think about hot women and entertain myself with content that contains hot women.

Fantasizing about women vs fantasizing about men arouse me in different ways. For cooming and porn-watching, it’s always women.

 

[Anchor_Ship]

do coomers get shorter or longer UETFFs than non-coomers\NoFappers get?

longer

 

[Hades]

wtf is this thread

 

[Deleted member 6403]

Don’t know, but last time I beat my meat — I think I lasted less than 10 secs, and I don’t watch porn. I just use my imagination with Instagram bitches

 

[Baldingman1998]

Least in my life : 4 seconds

Most: 10 hours
No cap

 

[thecel]

I just use my imagination with Instagram bitches

cringe. I use my imagination with IRL girls who I see at school. Fantasizing about IRL women is what males are naturally supposed to do. Not Photoshopped makeupmaxed models on the Internet. Fapping to Instagram bitches is a hyper-basement-dweller-Zoomer trait.

EDIT — unless Instagram bitches refers to girls who you see IRL who post to Instagram

 

[Hades]

Least in my life : 4 seconds

Most: 10 hours
No cap

nigga spent over 40% of the day with his dick in his hand

 

[Deleted member 6403]

cringe. I use my imagination with IRL girls who I see at school. Fapping to Instagram bitches is a hyper-basement-dweller-Zoomer trait.

I semi-know some, nikka, I’m not talking about bitches with millions of follower, but semi-mutuals

 

[Baldingman1998]

nigga spent over 40% of the day with his dick in his hand

I don't do that anymore. No time + boring+ I'm bored of all porn only irl good

 

[Deleted member 6403]

nigga spent over 40% of the day with his dick in his hand

And he wonder why he’s norwooding

 

[thecel]

nigga spent over 40% of the day with his dick in his hand

GigaChad spends over 40% of every day with his dick in pussy

 

[isis_Bleach]

ive forgotten cause i have been masturbating with a vibrator ever since my mom bought it for my birthday last year

 

[thecel]

ive forgotten cause i have been masturbating with a vibrator ever since my mom bought it for my birthday last year

jfl best mum

did you ask for it? did you beg her to get her to agree to get it? what did she say about it? lul

 

[Amexmaxx]

My brain is so fucked. Who knows. Its could be high it could be low. Scared to even try (cuz im likely to fail)

 

[isis_Bleach]

jfl best mum

did you ask for it? did you beg her to get her to agree to get it? what did she say about it? lul

nigga she had one for awhile that was for "muscle soreness" and she caught me a few times using it to coom so she bought one for me on my birthday
its unspoken but we both know that theyre not for muscle soreness
that shit is mogger tho i cant even jerk off anymore cause its not as good

 

[6ft4]

I'm on nofap now but I guessed 45-59 seconds