Man and woman dynamics are fucked

[vinniesauce]

Last night, I facetimed this girl I’ve been hooking up with. She told me she can’t believed she bagged me.

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I told her if she bagged me it’s a bank shot, not a swish. Sex without a relationship is the guy winning. Hence the term player.

 

[Deleted member 253053]

you're just now learning that women are retarded?

 

[vinniesauce]

you're just now learning that women are retarded?

I think I’m retarded for even interacting them. Maturity is realizing your death grip mogs.

 

[PrettyLights]

there's no way you just said gooning feels better than fucking

 

[vinniesauce]

there's no way you just said gooning feels better than fucking

I stand on that, fucking is overrated. I like how sex is a workout though. I get a sick pump afterwards.

 

[PrettyLights]

I stand on that, fucking is overrated. I like how sex is a workout though. I get a sick pump afterwards.

gay ass

 

[vinniesauce]

I also have had sex with only one woman I genuinely cared about. Maybe it’ll be different with my future wife.

 

[Clqs]

Bitch was just being sarcastic and your autistic little brain couldn't register it

 

[vinniesauce]

Bitch was just being sarcastic and your autistic little brain couldn't register it

I would’ve thought the same if she didn’t keep mentioning it. I’m not letting her think she won me over.