man I got a massive case of the beer shits that's fucking a nigger up

[bourgeoizyzz]

I mostly attribute it to drinking too much alcohol. Maybe a touch of lactose intolerance or something from drinking Baily's

Worst part is I've been eating a lot of habaneros lately and every round is like blasting liquid fire out my asshole

Why tf does my o-ring have heat receptors?

 

[Deleted member 152014]

Just don’t eat manmade plants

 

[zertex]

habaneros aren’t that bad

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

habaneros aren’t that bad

Maybe not when you're eating them

I'm talking about when they're floating in beer shit. The oils are spread out and shit. Your butthole just gets coated like a mfr