EdouardManlet
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Saturday evening I went out to get myself a nice kebab from the local shop around the corner from where I live. Being Saturday, there were quite a few people at the shop wanting something to eat after a night of drinking (actually forgot about the fact that it was a weekend, my high inhib ass would have avoided this shit on a Saturday night otherwise).
Anyway, I stand in line behind a group of 3 girls, 2 guys and in front of them happened to be some not-quite-but-nearly-middle-aged looking indian guy. I wasn't fucking prepared for the second hand embarrassment I was about to have inflicted upon me. The guy spots the girls, two of whom were solid staceylites and one was so stupidly good looking I'd probably go mute if she talked to me. He smiles, says "hello" in the thickest fucking accent and waits until one of the girls reluctantly says "Hi" back.
He spends the next 10 minutes while they get his order ready to try and make the most cringeworthy small talk with these girls and occasionally with one of the guys (other was on the phone).
Guys, I legit wanted to shrink myself into a black hole watching this shit. Holy fucking shit.
Finally his order is ready and he flashes another smile to the girls as he grabs his order and then walks out.
Girls erupt into giggling and start mocking each other about wanting the guy.
This is the shit you will be associated with as a western born Indian. It is over before you have even opened your mouth. Vikram Vagene has made sure of it.
Anyway, I stand in line behind a group of 3 girls, 2 guys and in front of them happened to be some not-quite-but-nearly-middle-aged looking indian guy. I wasn't fucking prepared for the second hand embarrassment I was about to have inflicted upon me. The guy spots the girls, two of whom were solid staceylites and one was so stupidly good looking I'd probably go mute if she talked to me. He smiles, says "hello" in the thickest fucking accent and waits until one of the girls reluctantly says "Hi" back.
He spends the next 10 minutes while they get his order ready to try and make the most cringeworthy small talk with these girls and occasionally with one of the guys (other was on the phone).
Guys, I legit wanted to shrink myself into a black hole watching this shit. Holy fucking shit.
Finally his order is ready and he flashes another smile to the girls as he grabs his order and then walks out.
Girls erupt into giggling and start mocking each other about wanting the guy.
This is the shit you will be associated with as a western born Indian. It is over before you have even opened your mouth. Vikram Vagene has made sure of it.
