managed to match tall HQNP-looking HTB

[MoggerGaston]

I used one of those paid 'compliments' (you get some for free) to send her a message before matching. Was something dumb like: 'you're pretty but are you cool?!'
matched her and she sent a paragraph back.

She's 5'10 tall HTB, 20yo, with wavy brunette hair, HQNP looking. She knows I am 28yo.

If I can get a date with her I'll stop incel whining for 1 week. (even if the date fails)
If we go on 5 dates, I will delete my account here and recreate in 5 months after she inevitably dumps me, as my mental disorders come to the surface.


Wish me luck bro-cels. This oldcel is approaching his 30s and needs to stop rotting.

 

[apocalypse]

'you're pretty but are you cool?!'

NTs me

 

[MoggerGaston]

@Xangsane you predicted I would have a HTB one day. She's exactly my type tbh.

I told you my constellation is Leo, she is Aquarius. Is this the one?

 

[try2beme]

I used one of those paid 'compliments' (you get some for free) to send her a message before matching. Was something dumb like: 'you're pretty but are you cool?!'
matched her and she sent a paragraph back.

She's 5'10 tall HTB, 20yo, with wavy brunette hair, HQNP looking. She knows I am 28yo.

If I can get a date with her I'll stop incel whining for 1 week. (even if the date fails)
If we go on 5 dates, I will delete my account here and recreate in 5 months after she inevitably dumps me, as my mental disorders come to the surface.


Wish me luck bro-cels. This oldcel is approaching his 30s and needs to stop rotting.

“Match”

“Hqnp”

Just stop the delusion wtf

 

[MoggerGaston]

NTs me

I knew I was NTmaxxed

 

[Xangsane]

@Xangsane you predicted I would have a HTB one day. She's exactly my type tbh.

I told you my constellation is Leo, she is Aquarius. Is this the one?

let me see!

 

[MoggerGaston]

“Match”

“Hqnp”

Just stop the delusion wtf

jealous

 

[butterworld]

No pic, no care

“Match”

“Hqnp”

Just stop the delusion wtf

A literal oxymoron

 

[try2beme]

jealous

Theres no hqnp on dating apps. The girl im talking to has never dreamed of installing dating apps,

 

[MoggerGaston]

let me see!

cant DM u for some reason.

not sharing my future wife here

 

[MoggerGaston]

Theres no hqnp on dating apps. The girl im talking to has never dreamed of installing dating apps,

mirin bhai, your girl mogs mine. im happy for you

 

[try2beme]

No pic, no care

A literal oxymoron

Im dying at users who claim to find hqnps on datinf apps and theyre always old too which is even more hilarious

 

[MoggerGaston]

Im dying at users who claim to find hqnps on datinf apps and theyre always old too which is even more hilarious

she looks hqnp as in non-trashy clothing/styling. idk about her lifestyle
I am a truecel subhuman approaching his 30s, need to take what I can get while I can.

trueceldom will be waiting for me anyways as there's no way girls date someone who is stuck in a mental ward and shell find out at some point

 

[optimisticzoomer]

It's a bot

 

[try2beme]

she looks hqnp as in non-trashy clothing/styling. idk about her lifestyle
I am a truecel subhuman approaching his 30s, need to take what I can get while I can.

trueceldom will be waiting for me anyways as there's no way girls date someone who is stuck in a mental ward.

It’s definitely still good i would rather be realistic then find out her sluttiness the brutal way, she seems good

 

[Xangsane]

cant DM u for some reason.

not sharing my future wife here

I will dm you

 

[MoggerGaston]

It’s definitely still good i would rather be realistic then find out her sluttiness the brutal way, she seems good

no need, I am already far too realistic and pessimistic. If anything I should foster a little trust in people again as it would help me socialize.

 

[Debetro]

It's your opportunity to finally abandon inceldom and online life. I believe in you

 

[MoggerGaston]

It's your opportunity to finally abandon inceldom and online life. I believe in you

cheatcode to a NT life to date an attractive 20yo girl

ill have to fraud EVERYTHING though. Will tell her I am going to work while in reality I am going to the ward

will be funny asf

 

[Debetro]

cheatcode to a NT life to date an attractive 20yo girl

ill have to fraud EVERYTHING though. Will tell her I am going to work while in reality I am going to the ward

will be funny asf

Must be hilarious, she probably has not been stressed out a 5% of what you have experienced in your life, an innocent fresh mind who just cares about the most basic interests while your brain is probably completely fried out. She is living her first life while you have already lived the equivalent of five. Good luck.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Must be hilarious, she probably has not been stressed out a 5% of what you have experienced in your life, an innocent fresh mind who just cares about the most basic interests while your brain is probably completely fried out. She is living her first life while you have already lived the equivalent of five. Good luck.

This vibe exactly.

I will feast on her youthful energy.

 

[0S4MA]

Im dying at users who claim to find hqnps on datinf apps and theyre always old too which is even more hilarious

exactly, if she was high value, good looking, "smart" she would've easily found what she was looking for without an app, she's only there to hookup or waste time if not

 

[MoggerGaston]

literally been too scared to message her. JFL man.

I am scared of women

 

[Debetro]

literally been too scared to message her. JFL man.

I am scared of women

You have nothing to lose by messaging her and everything to lose by not messaging

 

[MoggerGaston]

I want her so bad yet I feel so subhuman and scared I am not capable of having a conversation

 

[MoggerGaston]

You have nothing to lose by messaging her and everything to lose by not messaging

but how would an attractive 20yo woman ever accept a mental-ward patient like myself as her boyfriend?

the whole thing just sounds too retarded

 

[deadstock]

Cool now pls kys

 

[MoggerGaston]

Cool now pls kys

havent been mentally able to reply to her

 

[Debetro]

but how would an attractive 20yo woman ever accept a mental-ward patient like myself as her boyfriend?

the whole thing just sounds too retarded

Fake almost all. I'm sure you can do it, you are high IQ

 

[TechnoBoss]

Im dying at users who claim to find hqnps on datinf apps and theyre always old too which is even more hilarious

It's rare but it DOES happen.

 

[deadstock]

havent been mentally able to reply to her

Go slay fakecel

 

[MoggerGaston]

Fake almost all. I'm sure you can do it, you are high IQ

I need to fraud everything

 

[MoggerGaston]

Go slay fakecel

i am an ogre

 

[deadstock]

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i am an ogre

 

[MoggerGaston]

View attachment 3002252

its fucking over for me man

 

[deadstock]

its fucking over for me man

Not just u. At least u have looks

 

[Michael Myers]

I used one of those paid 'compliments' (you get some for free) to send her a message before matching. Was something dumb like: 'you're pretty but are you cool?!'
matched her and she sent a paragraph back.

She's 5'10 tall HTB, 20yo, with wavy brunette hair, HQNP looking. She knows I am 28yo.

If I can get a date with her I'll stop incel whining for 1 week. (even if the date fails)
If we go on 5 dates, I will delete my account here and recreate in 5 months after she inevitably dumps me, as my mental disorders come to the surface.


Wish me luck bro-cels. This oldcel is approaching his 30s and needs to stop rotting.

Good luck brother!

 

[MoggerGaston]

matched another 6'0 girl. Again exactly my type.

these dating apps keep torturing me, making me want to believe in love yet its over.

why am i here

 

[deadstock]

matched another 6'0 girl. Again exactly my type.


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these dating apps keep torturing me, making me want to believe in love yet its over.

why am i here

I still have pics of my best matches saved on my phone lol... more than half of them were probably fake anyways. The jews just like to play with our incel hearts

 

[MoggerGaston]

I still have pics of my best matches saved on my phone lol... more than half of them were probably fake anyways. The jews just like to play with our incel hearts

nothing compares to the angel I met in november 2023 while tripping on shrooms.

 

[JohnDoe]

you better get some pussy nigga, it's about time

 

[tombradylover]

Im dying at users who claim to find hqnps on datinf apps and theyre always old too which is even more hilarious

Damn nigga u cold asf for this OP been depressed for years let him have this victory man

 

[MoggerGaston]

you better get some pussy nigga, it's about time

16months without even kissing a girl.
yet people keep telling me I am a fakecel on this faggot forum.

it's time.

 

[JohnDoe]

16months without even kissing a girl.
yet people keep telling me I am a fakecel on this faggot forum.

it's time.

16 months? nigga try 28 years

 

[MoggerGaston]

Damn nigga u cold asf for this OP been depressed for years let him have this victory man

for real man, these fucks have no chill.

 

[tombradylover]

for real man, these fucks have no chill.

Go slay bro

 

[MoggerGaston]

16 months? nigga try 28 years

its fucked man. I was 23yo KHHV, 5 years ago.

It's so over for us, you can ascend, get lucky, and then 2 years later you find yourself in truecel conditions again.

 

[JohnDoe]

its fucked man. I was 23yo KHHV, 5 years ago.

It's so over for us, you can ascend, get lucky, and then 2 years later you find yourself in truecel conditions again.

still even fucking one girl atleast once is infinitely better than khhv

 

[MoggerGaston]

Go slay bro

i was spamming chico gifs to people on whatsapp yesterday evening, while drunk, people who I usually never talk to

today I am getting their '??? what is this' replies. its just too brutal

 

[MoggerGaston]

still even fucking one girl atleast once is infinitely better than khhv

Is it?

yes it is while you are fucking.

then 1 year later it's just a memory and you are in the same truecel condition.