Manipulated and bullied by douchebag dark triad uncle

[extreme-overthinker]

>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles

 

[Deleted member 281]

>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles

Atleast your uncle didnt like fucking you in the ass.

 

[Deleted member 209]

My family can't even touch me. I'm leagues above them in terms of DOMness and confidence.

 

[extreme-overthinker]

Atleast your uncle didnt like fucking you in the ass.

Sodomy carries the death sentence in most muslim countries

 

[Tricky]

>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles

This is the most autistic story I've ever read. Please write more
Your uncle is a dick though NGL

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

id literally squash him on the spot

 

[Nibba]

>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"

dude i would have rocked his shit as soon as he started laughing

jfl at allowing yourself to be submissive like this

 

[Tony]

dude i would have rocked his shit as soon as he started laughing

jfl at allowing yourself to be submissive like this

he is beta submissive cunt but with high IQ
however i enjoyed your suffering OP glad you had problems just like mine

 

[x69]

This made me laugh

Cant escape high dht alpha dark triad unc

 

[Deleted member 283]

>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles

Salam iz ur uncle. You styooooooobid mahzer fahker you zink you r funny? I laugh my Teeze off whenever I think of zis ztory. Ya ztooooybid muder fucker I will zmoke my hashish with your lover as I laugh at this ztory. If u werent such hamar and ate your la7m like I told oyu to you would be big and strong like mohamed salah now u iz what you call "zubhuman" hhhhhhhhhh

 

[extreme-overthinker]

he is beta submissive cunt but with high IQ
however i enjoyed your suffering OP glad you had problems just like mine

psychological projection in action

dude i would have rocked his shit as soon as he started laughing

jfl at allowing yourself to be submissive like this

ur delusional if u think u can take on an high dht arab uncle

This made me laugh

Cant escape high dht alpha dark triad unc

true true

Salam iz ur uncle. You styooooooobid mahzer fahker you zink you r funny? I laugh my Teeze off whenever I think of zis ztory. Ya ztooooybid muder fucker I will zmoke my hashish with your lover as I laugh at this ztory. If u werent such hamar and ate your la7m like I told oyu to you would be big and strong like mohamed salah now u iz what you call "zubhuman" hhhhhhhhhh

hahahahaahhahaha

 

[Nibba]

ur delusional if u think u can take on an high dht arab uncl

I'm 6'3 and experienced in fighting. I really think id be okay ?.

Besides you could use your ectomorph body to your advantage

 

[extreme-overthinker]

I'm 6'3 and experienced in fighting. I really think id be okay ?.

Besides you could use your ectomorph body to your advantage

this aint mma white boi
u think ay-rabs give a shit about "honor" and "fairness" in a fight?
JFL. u get demolished 9 out of 10 times
That's the truth
only nigg*rs and other ay-rabs stand a chance in such a situation

 

[Nibba]

this aint mma white boi
u think ay-rabs give a shit about "honor" and "fairness" in a fight?
JFL. u get demolished 9 out of 10 times
That's the truth
only nigg*rs and other ay-rabs stand a chance in such a situation

Lol you think I do either? I learned in the streets homie

 

[Tricky]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chad Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Looksmaxing.org members, and I have over 300 confirmed amazing posts. I'm 6'3 and white, and I perfected every martial art in a matter of weeks.

 

[extreme-overthinker]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chad Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Looksmaxing.org members, and I have over 300 confirmed amazing posts. I'm 6'3 and white, and I perfected every martial art in a matter of weeks.

MUH 6'3 AND BROAD SHOULDERS

 

[averageblokecel]

Lol you think I do either? I learned in the streets homie

what streets wtf u saying

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chad Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Looksmaxing.org members, and I have over 300 confirmed amazing posts. I'm 6'3 and white, and I perfected every martial art in a matter of weeks.

As for you OP, fucking bring a gun next time

 

[extreme-overthinker]

what streets wtf u saying


As for you OP, fucking bring a gun next time

Too high inhib to shoot my uncle tbh

 

[averageblokecel]

Too high inhib to shoot my uncle tbh

just threat him

 

[badromance]

My family can't even touch me. I'm leagues above them in terms of DOMness and confidence.

same im the king at home

 

[satoshisacuck]

same im the king at home

Delusional.

 

[x69]

I am also scared of my uncles tbh

 

[Deleted member 209]

same im the king at home

They are AMOGGED

 

[Dr. Mog]

That’s so brutal man. So anyways…

 

[GuyFromSingapore]

That’s so brutal man. So anyways…

Brutal Necroposting.