[Story] Manipulated and bullied by douchebag dark triad uncle

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>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles
 

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>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles
Atleast your uncle didnt like fucking you in the ass.
 
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>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles

This is the most autistic story I've ever read. Please write more
Your uncle is a dick though NGL
 
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>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
dude i would have rocked his shit as soon as he started laughing

jfl at allowing yourself to be submissive like this
 
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dude i would have rocked his shit as soon as he started laughing

jfl at allowing yourself to be submissive like this
he is beta submissive cunt but with high IQ
however i enjoyed your suffering OP glad you had problems just like mine
 
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>be me
>be rotting in peace
>douchebag uncle comes over for tea
>forced to go and greet him
>He sees my beard and immediately starts ridiculing me and giving me shit about it (though I had trimmed it)
>"ahahahaha what the fuck were you thinking when you grew this. You look like a takfiri (arabic for terrorist) ,OP. Shave that shit now"
>I refuse, not wanting to go back to subhuman status
>Dark triad uncle uses manipulative and bullying tactics to coerce me into shaving it
>Says girls will run away from me, people will report me to the local police station, etc.
>Still not convinced
>"fine, you can choose to stay ugly if u want to"
>go back to room
>playing bf1942 with headphones on (good cope)
>HE FUCKING SNEAKS INTO THE ROOM WITH A PAIR OF SCISSORS AND CUTS OFF A GOOD CHUNK OF IT
>wtf.jpg
>Douchebag uncle laughs his ass off and says that now I have no choice but to shave it. Says it's for my own good and that I'm delusional if I think my beard makes me look good
>Look in the mirror
>shit, now I got major facial asymmetry. No choice but to shave
>Trimmed it to like 5mm
>weak jaw and chin now clearly visible
>Fuck douchebag dark triad uncles
Salam iz ur uncle. You styooooooobid mahzer fahker you zink you r funny? I laugh my Teeze off whenever I think of zis ztory. Ya ztooooybid muder fucker I will zmoke my hashish with your lover as I laugh at this ztory. If u werent such hamar and ate your la7m like I told oyu to you would be big and strong like mohamed salah now u iz what you call "zubhuman" hhhhhhhhhh
 
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he is beta submissive cunt but with high IQ
however i enjoyed your suffering OP glad you had problems just like mine
psychological projection in action
dude i would have rocked his shit as soon as he started laughing

jfl at allowing yourself to be submissive like this
ur delusional if u think u can take on an high dht arab uncle
This made me laugh:feelskek::feelskek:

Cant escape high dht alpha dark triad unc
true true
Salam iz ur uncle. You styooooooobid mahzer fahker you zink you r funny? I laugh my Teeze off whenever I think of zis ztory. Ya ztooooybid muder fucker I will zmoke my hashish with your lover as I laugh at this ztory. If u werent such hamar and ate your la7m like I told oyu to you would be big and strong like mohamed salah now u iz what you call "zubhuman" hhhhhhhhhh
hahahahaahhahaha
 
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I'm 6'3 and experienced in fighting. I really think id be okay ?.

Besides you could use your ectomorph body to your advantage
this aint mma white boi
u think ay-rabs give a shit about "honor" and "fairness" in a fight?
JFL. u get demolished 9 out of 10 times
That's the truth
only nigg*rs and other ay-rabs stand a chance in such a situation
 
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this aint mma white boi
u think ay-rabs give a shit about "honor" and "fairness" in a fight?
JFL. u get demolished 9 out of 10 times
That's the truth
only nigg*rs and other ay-rabs stand a chance in such a situation
Lol you think I do either? I learned in the streets homie
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chad Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Looksmaxing.org members, and I have over 300 confirmed amazing posts. I'm 6'3 and white, and I perfected every martial art in a matter of weeks.
 
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chad Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Looksmaxing.org members, and I have over 300 confirmed amazing posts. I'm 6'3 and white, and I perfected every martial art in a matter of weeks.
MUH 6'3 AND BROAD SHOULDERS
 
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Lol you think I do either? I learned in the streets homie
what streets wtf u saying
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Chad Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Looksmaxing.org members, and I have over 300 confirmed amazing posts. I'm 6'3 and white, and I perfected every martial art in a matter of weeks.

As for you OP, fucking bring a gun next time
 
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