THIS IS AN EMERGENCY DISTRESS SIGNAL OF A COMRADE IN NEED
WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO FUCKING DIFFICULT TO BUY NORMAL CLOTHES AS A MANLET. WHY AM I STILL FINDING THIS DIFFICULT AT 26 YEARS OLD.
I'M AT THE BOTTOM OF THE MANLET SCALE AT 5'6", BUT I AM STILL WITHIN THE SCALE SO WHAT THE FUCK.
NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION.
THIS IS SYSTEMATIC OPPRESSION BY THE COMMUNIST UNIONS OF MALE MODELS.
I DEMAND A MANLET UPRISING AT ONCE AND IMMEDIATE GENOCIDE OF ALL HEIGHTS ABOVE 5'9"
Hey so why is it that when I want to go and buy a "Medium" size polo shit on an online shop, more often than not I have no fucking idea if it's going to be to long or not? I just ordered a shit load of polos and t-shirts. Fucking bedsheets go way past my ballsack and looks like I'm wearing a fucking dress. It said Medium on the size guide. Small and Large sizes usually too tight or loose for my body. tend to be too tight or loose. But I don't give a fuck about that, because I know I'm a medium and there is a size guide on these sites for my body circumference or whatever the fuck.
I don't care about that shit. I want to buy a fucking Polo Shit that is the right length.
These online websites are are fucking joke. The best information you can usually hope for is if there's a model wearing it and it says what size he's wearing and how tall he is. Well when he's wearing a fucking Medium sized polo shirt and it hand perfectly right between his dickhead and belt buckle, and then when I check to see how tall he is, when it says 6'4" I want to smash the fucking screen in.
Someone shortpill me on this shit before my manlet rage reaches critical levels and I start conducting terrorist bombing campaigns at all offending clothing shops.
What the fuck do?
Are there any websites you could suggest?
Specific lengths of polos and t-shirts displayed?
Any particular brands that typically make shorter clothes?
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