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This happened a week after, which was just a few days ago, on the following Saturday night, at the same club. It was a different line up, more dudes and less chicks, wasn't really thrilled but I dealt with it. Was with my same friends, the chicks were about the same height, give or take. After 20 minutes, another guy who was about 5'10" even in his boots comes around, he has his hoody on so I thought nothing of it. Another 30 minutes rolls around and this guy is on his cellphone talking, and I knew I recognized the voice... it was the same manlet, but I was shocked... the guy was like 5 inches taller than last week! Out of instinct, I check his footwear, and sure enough, the guy has giant boots on, that were almost like platforms, which gave about 3", but that still wouldn't explain it... he must have had 2" lifts inside there as well. The manlet was up next but luckily, we had the same bouncer. The manlet tried to put his hoody up and sneak in with just a few words, but the bouncer flipped back his hoody and said "you again... wait, what the?" He looks down and laughs and says VERY LOUDLY "YO DAWG, WE DON'T TAKE MIDGETS WITH STILTS ON" and all the females and dudes laugh uncontrollably, in the line up. The manlet says "PLEASE JUST LET ME IN, DON'T GIVE ME A HARD TIME" to which the bouncer replies "**** out of here, midget" and pushes him. I kid you not, the manlet flew right out of his boots... his heels must have been like only an inch into his boots... the lifts literally left no room in his boots for his heels. So there he was, the 5'5" manlet, barefoot in the cold, with all the 5'7"-5'9" chicks in 4-5" heels, looking down on him, with the 5'10"-6" dudes doing the same, all while laughing. The women wouldn't even tilt their heads down, they just looked straight and moved their eyes down... you could tell they despised him. The manlet takes his boots and slowly walks away... some 5'10" chick in 5" heels bends down slightly and whispers in his ear "I'd stab you if I had the chance, you little ****." and the manlet screams and bolts into oncoming traffic, where he gets nicked by 2 cars and laughed at by about 200 people.
I almost felt sorry for the guy... almost.
I almost felt sorry for the guy... almost.
