Manlets are demons

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

The other day I was hanging out with some friends and we were playing basketball. I took some shots of vodka and smoked some weed before I knew I was going to go hoop, which was a horrible idea. I was out of breathe and exhausted, almost fainting towards the end. The drugs worked against me. Despite being the most talented one on the court, my skills were hindered due to me being cross faded. On top of this, I was playing with manlets, so I constantly being fouled and swarmed the whole time. Also, I find it hilarious that manlets just assume the role of ball handler, like they already know their place on the court. Anyways the drugs were getting the best of me and i could hardly breathe. It wasn’t until they wore off was I able to establish my dominance on the manlets. Once I got going, they couldn’t stop me. I was massacring them single handedly. Then one of the manlets kept shoving me and I was like what are you doing bro. Are you seriously that threatened by my presence, that you have to slam your body into mine.And the other manlet goes “play on it bro I thought you were tough”. Okay. Challenge excepted. I hit the game winning shot in his face. Splash. Pussy ass bitch. Fuck off my court you dirty manlet.

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

B

 

[Yellowskies]

Great story mark

 

[MostGLSlayer]

I was outside today and I saw a manlet walking his dog and guess what,

the dog size mogged him, it was a huge sheperd

 

[Beetlejuice]

problem?

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

problem?

Naw I’ve cooled down I’m not upset anymore

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

B

 

[Vermilioncore]

I’m a manlet and i am indeed garbage.

 

[( ( ( d[-_-]b ) ) )]

I’m a manlet and i am indeed garbage.

No you’re not vermilion u matter

 

[Vermilioncore]

No you’re not vermilion u matter

Thanks bro