BigJimsWornOutTires
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Being a manwhore isn't just a preference, but a cult in itself. We believe we're serving women with something wholesome. Making the world a better place. But economically, smart. For today's woman.
It's like shopping for some meat in a grocery store. You consume a lot of it! At least 5 times a week. So why not purchase a meat package? A bulk. You'll save more money in the long run.
Well, that's where manwhores come in at. We're that meat package. You won't have to worry about a sleepless night with a vibrator sticking out your twat or crying yourself to sleep because of the loney-bonies. We'll be there for you to fuck those tears away. Say if you just lost a loved one and feeling sad. Give one of us a call, and we'll bend you over the casket and fuck the living shit out of you. "Long live the legend of Jamie Lannister."
No commitment - no problem. It's not like we're married, correct? You could also use us as an ice-breaker for your friend's bachelorette party. Or as a prom date for your daughter. Or perhaps a bargaining chip for the female boss at work. Maybe you're wanting to get back at an ex or his in-laws. Give one of us a call and we'll mog the fuck out of that entire family. And usually, we wear our jeans tight - thus displaying the conspicuous contour of our meat package. That's enough to make him hurt a little. Having that visual in his mind of the ex struggling with a big long fat concrete-hard dick in bed? Ouch! Right, ladies?
So don't feel ashamed if you ever have that itch that needs to be fucked the shit out of. Give us a call! And we don't discriminate against weight, race, height, but we do against gender. We're not fucking faggots. (Double meaning there.)
1-800-BIG-DICK
It's like shopping for some meat in a grocery store. You consume a lot of it! At least 5 times a week. So why not purchase a meat package? A bulk. You'll save more money in the long run.
Well, that's where manwhores come in at. We're that meat package. You won't have to worry about a sleepless night with a vibrator sticking out your twat or crying yourself to sleep because of the loney-bonies. We'll be there for you to fuck those tears away. Say if you just lost a loved one and feeling sad. Give one of us a call, and we'll bend you over the casket and fuck the living shit out of you. "Long live the legend of Jamie Lannister."
No commitment - no problem. It's not like we're married, correct? You could also use us as an ice-breaker for your friend's bachelorette party. Or as a prom date for your daughter. Or perhaps a bargaining chip for the female boss at work. Maybe you're wanting to get back at an ex or his in-laws. Give one of us a call and we'll mog the fuck out of that entire family. And usually, we wear our jeans tight - thus displaying the conspicuous contour of our meat package. That's enough to make him hurt a little. Having that visual in his mind of the ex struggling with a big long fat concrete-hard dick in bed? Ouch! Right, ladies?
So don't feel ashamed if you ever have that itch that needs to be fucked the shit out of. Give us a call! And we don't discriminate against weight, race, height, but we do against gender. We're not fucking faggots. (Double meaning there.)
1-800-BIG-DICK
