Mario is a cuck

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Why doesn't he just murder bowser so princess peach doesn't get fucked?

He could also lose a few pounds..

 

[fr0st]

Why doesn't he just murder bowser so princess peach doesn't get fucked?
View attachment 3483036He could also lose a few pounds..

Because Mario likes that BBC as well

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Because Mario likes that BBC as well

Maybe

 

[Zodiac]

He wasted his whole life for some stupid foid, he's definitely a cuck

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Why doesn't he just murder bowser so princess peach doesn't get fucked?
View attachment 3483036He could also lose a few pounds..

Jfl Mario is the definition of a betabuxx. Fucking sub 5 white guy gets the girl after she’s fucking by Tyrone. He literally collects coins before saving her. The jokes write themselves

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

He wasted his whole life for some stupid foid, he's definitely a cuck

Fr imagine risking ur life for some princess who probably likes taking big bowser cock

 

[Darkeningstar]

Mogs me

 

[fr0st]

Maybe

He just wants to see thay big bowser dick ram into her let's be real this Is why sonic is so much cooler he has amy AND sally on his blue dick

 

[New Poster]

Your princess is with another bull

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Mogs me

No hes 5'1 plumber who is obese and has ugly mustache

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

He just wants to see thay big bowser dick ram into her let's be real this Is why sonic is so much cooler he has amy AND sally on his blue dick

Exactly Sonic is a slayer fr and he cant be fat like mario because hes always running

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

He just wants to see thay big bowser dick ram into her let's be real this Is why sonic is so much cooler he has amy AND sally on his blue dick

Holy shit sally is such a bad bitch

 

[fr0st]

Holy shit sally is such a bad bitch
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THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

 

[fr0st]

Exactly Sonic is a slayer fr and he cant be fat like mario because hes always running

On top of that he beat the black hedgehog the fuck up even when he turned white he just went super saiyen and threw him into a space station idk about you but thay faggot Mario can't do that

 

[Zodiac]

WHO MOGS?

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

On top of that he beat the black hedgehog the fuck up even when he turned white he just went super saiyen and threw him into a space station idk about you but thay faggot Mario can't do that

Exactly hes literally the ultimate life form even the black hedgehog admitted it

 

[fr0st]

Holy shit sally is such a bad bitch
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They get married in the Archie comics too so it's Canon

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

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WHO MOGS?

Luigi does but i still dont like how he's always following and assisting his cuck brother

 

[Deleted member 114545]

Nah but sometimes a little cuckolding is a good thing. Super Mario 64 wouldn't be the timeless classic it is if Mario was busy fucking bitches

 

[Zodiac]

Luigi does but i still dont like how he's always following and assisting his cuck brother

I definitely agree bro

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

Nah but sometimes a little cuckolding is a good thing. Super Mario 64 wouldn't be the timeless classic it is if Mario was busy fucking bitches

Sonic doesnt need to get cucked to be popular so I think hes better

 

[Deleted member 114545]

Sonic doesnt need to get cucked to be popular so I think hes better

Could never get into sonic, I'm pretty bad at the whole momentum thing. Ristar mogs

 

[thedarkoverlord_666]

I definitely agree bro

I think Tails is a better sidekick than luigi cause hes high iq and follows a chad and not a cuck