Marital Arts Max Or Death

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I've only gotten a couple hours of sleep today, and I should not be driving to the dojo. But I must carry on. It is my goal to get a black belt before age 26. This is a damn life or death situation. I must ascend in the marital arts world. I must become Darth Yoda. That way I can finally achieve my goal of kicking chads ass. I know - IM A MANLET IM A MANLET IM A MANLET. Fuuuck you.
 
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i don't recommend you training in hand to hand combat when you're like 5'6.
 
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if you live in the U.S it's useless just buy a gun :feelskek:
 
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Just cuddle with men theory

no thanks I’ll stick to archery and fishing
 
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i don't recommend you training in hand to hand combat when you're like 5'6
People don’t know how to fight a little martial arts training goes a long way
 
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what arts are you training bro
 
Be careful too much mma can make you look like this :eek:
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so what are you going to do if you get into an actual fight?
My "items" will be of good use. Martial arts is more of a competition and self improvement thing for me. I don't think its very useful for self defense all that much.
 
Someone can punt you across the street with one hit, ur 5'3 and 40kg
 

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