Mark Zuckerberg is short

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Still, he somehow he managed to hide his short height for a very long time by cleverly manipulating photos and social situations.
There's even a famous article by medium.com "The Smallness of Mark Zuckerberg", where the author argues that Zuck main flaw isn't that he doesn't respect people's privacy, sells private data or uses his platform for dubious purposes, NO!!! the problem with him is that he's short, dammit, so he shouldn't be trusted...


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Mark Cuckerberg
 
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Zuckerberg was raised in a Reform Jewish household, and his ancestors hailed from Germany, Austria and Poland. He had a Star Wars-themed bar mitzvah when he turned 13.

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Mark Zuckerberg - Wikipedia

 
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5'7 is short for sure, but don't cherry pick with pics that him with basketball players.
 
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Jews tend to be short and ugly
 
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In other news air contains oxygen
 
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jfl women don’t even hide their hate for sub chad men anymore.
 
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jfl women don’t even hide their hate for sub chad men anymore.
the west is hell for sub 5'9 even 5'10 men

i remember this legit 5'10 guy stood up in class and this random becky said "you are much shorter than i thought" and after that she started treating him more more platonicly
 
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the west is hell for sub 5'9 even 5'10 men

i remember this legit 5'10 guy stood up in class and this random becky said "you are much shorter than i thought" and after that she started treating him more more platonicly
Wtf jfl

What was her and his rating?

Everyday I realise I need LL more and MORE
 
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Wtf jfl

What was her and his rating?

Everyday I realise I need LL more and MORE
like 4.5 PSL and he was 5 PSL

but he got a gf anyway who was like 4.5 PSL because of ok face
 
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Zuckerberg was raised in a Reform Jewish household, and his ancestors hailed from Germany, Austria and Poland. He had a Star Wars-themed bar mitzvah when he turned 13.

en.m.wikipedia.org › wiki › Mark_...

Mark Zuckerberg - Wikipedia

"Star Wars-themed bar mitzvah" JFL
 
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the west is hell for sub 5'9 even 5'10 men

i remember this legit 5'10 guy stood up in class and this random becky said "you are much shorter than i thought" and after that she started treating him more more platonicly
Below 5'11 = manlet when it comes to young people, no way around it.
 
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the west is hell for sub 5'9 even 5'10 men

i remember this legit 5'10 guy stood up in class and this random becky said "you are much shorter than i thought" and after that she started treating him more more platonicly
Why so much suifuel today I can't swallow the heightpill
 
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Mark Zuckerburg is a high E manlet cuck betabuxxing a 2.5/10 noodle. Brutal

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imagine how truecel their kid would be
They have a daughter she’s fine
Plus even if they had a son he’d be very high status
 
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They have a daughter she’s fine
Plus even if they had a son he’d be very high status
he has 2 daughters and they will be chad only whores
 
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i forgot filipinos have spanish surnames

what's his mum's ethnicity?
Greek
Imo the best looking “Asians” are Polynesians
Roman reigns and Jason mamao have Hawaiian fathers and white mothers and they’re chads
But technically they’re Pacific Islander not Asians
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Greek
Imo the best looking “Asians” are Polynesians
Roman reigns and Jason mamao have Hawaiian fathers and white mothers and they’re chads
But technically they’re Pacific Islander not Asians
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tall, strong bones, nice coloring, great hair and hairline, excellent maxillas. Polynesians are very underrated ngl
 
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tall, strong bones, nice coloring, great hair and hairline, excellent maxillas. Polynesians are very underrated ngl
Definitely
They’re kinda like a transition between East Asians and west Africans imo
The rock is another example of a robust Polynesian
 
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