Masai Jumps And Heightmaxxing is so mainstreamed

[changfrommumbai]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

 

[changfrommumbai]

@jueishfoidrpsit @MangoLover @AppealGod123 @v.3ex @Jesus_ist_König

 

[masai jumps enjoyer]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

masai jumps are goated i was 4'11" and now im 7'2" and play in the nba

 

[zakachiti]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

No risk, no reward

 

[Skollyyy]

Masai Jump only works if you're a black nigga who lives in huts

 

[changfrommumbai]

masai jumps are goated i was 4'11" and now im 7'2" and play in the nba

did you drank raw milk and gooned to goatis too?

 

[changfrommumbai]

No risk, no reward

only pain no gain

 

[copemaxingll]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

Tell him to put a rope around his neck and start hanging from it to lengthen the neck

 

[JOTAROSON]

В другой раз мой невысокий друг ростом 170 см спросил, стоит ли ему заниматься прыжками масаи и наращиванием роста в течение 3 месяцев, чтобы достичь роста 178 см. Он также сказал, что купил для этого утяжелители для лодыжек и порошок моринги.


Я сказал ему: "Просто прими гормон роста, братан".
Он сказал: «Нет, чувак, лекарства — это плохо, и я не хочу умирать».

Hi bro:02Пат:

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

I also did maasai jumps and moringa powder once

 

[changfrommumbai]

Hi bro:02Пат:

hello jotarson our 1 member died / jews killed him he left org

 

[changfrommumbai]

I also did maasai jumps and moringa powder once

did u got any results

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

did u got any results

No

 

[changfrommumbai]

No

water is wet ahh

 

[Daddy's Home]

 

[Jesus_ist_König]

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Nigga is chilling in fucking green water

 

[changfrommumbai]

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nigga your username text broke my iris barrier

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Obviously he’s trolling
No one believes in Masai jumps

 

[KG4]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

bruh niga hgh aint going to do anything too

 

[gymcel64]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

i would break down in tears in front of your friend if he told me this because i could not handle the amount of ignorance and cope and the pity I would feel towards him would exceed in intensity any emotion i’ve ever felt.

 

[AppealGod123]

So another day my short 5 7 friend was asking should he do masai jumps and heightmaxxing for 3 months so he can get to 5 10 he also said he bought ankle weights and moringa powder for it


I said him just take hgh bro
he said hell nah bro medicens are bad and i dont want to die

based, just like me