Massages are a great alternative to prostitutes (srs)

[supergoat972]

If you live in a place where prostitution is illegal , you run the risk of high fines, jail time or getting some shit on your record which would make it nearly impossible to work white collar jobs. Plus you can easily get a nasty STD or AIDS, even with protection.

I get massages because my shoulders got a tear from 16 year of lifting weights, and im trying to prevent more injury. My lower back is also aching from all the sitting I do. I work in accounting/finance, so I sit for 7+ hours a day.

But I purposely choose a white, middle aged, conventionally attractive woman to do my massages. Its fun. You get in your underwear, and get oil rubbed all over you while she flirts with you (I am an upper tier normie, but working to cut down to 14% bodyfat to get to around Chadlite.)

You guys should try it.

 

[Dhoriscol]

yeah but what's the point if you don't fuck and just get blueballed
it does sound pretty fun tho

 

[alurmo]

 

[Lonely]

I would probably prefer to get a massage from someone I’m not attracted to

Like I wanna fix my back nigga not accidentally cum

 

[supergoat972]

Thank god I actually have an excuse to see one (again fucked shoulders and back pain from excessive sitting.)

Otherwise, it would be awkward for me to go to one. I would feel shy bec. its the only reason for seeing one.

 

[supergoat972]

I would probably prefer to get a massage from someone I’m not attracted to

Like I wanna fix my back nigga not accidentally cum

You can do both.

I have a very qualified massage therapist who just happens to be hot.

You won't cum. You will just get an erection. You can just masturbate at home.

 

[supergoat972]

yeah but what's the point if you don't fuck and just get blueballed
it does sound pretty fun tho

You won't cum during the massage. You will just get an erection. You can just masturbate at home.

 

[supergoat972]

?????

 

[alurmo]

?????

divine madness

 

[Surrender]

What if i walk in and a landwhale tries to give me a massage and its either her or a 60yr indian chud

 

[tansel]

(I am an upper tier normie, but working to cut down to 14% bodyfat to get to around Chadlite.)

 

[supergoat972]

divine madness

Okay

 

[supergoat972]

What if i walk in and a landwhale tries to give me a massage and its either her or a 60yr indian chud

The first time I went to a massage therapist, it was a slightly obese, short, older Spanish woman. So I switched to an attractive , white, one in her 30s. It was not a bad experience. But the attractive one costs the same.

BTW , you probably aren't going to get an indian American massage therapist. Most are pretty well educated and tend to work in IT , healthcare or engineering. Just saying.

 

[Surrender]

The first time I went to a massage therapist, it was a slightly obese, short, older Spanish woman. So I switched to an attractive , white, one in her 30s. It was not a bad experience. But the attractive one costs the same.

BTW , you probably aren't going to get an indian American massage therapist. Most are pretty well educated and tend to work in IT , healthcare or engineering. Just saying.

I live in the UK, so the indians here (especially in major cities) work whatever job they can find

 

[xzylecrey]

I want a normal massage

 

[The Fool]

If you live in a place where prostitution is illegal , you run the risk of high fines, jail time or getting some shit on your record which would make it nearly impossible to work white collar jobs. Plus you can easily get a nasty STD or AIDS, even with protection.

I get massages because my shoulders got a tear from 16 year of lifting weights, and im trying to prevent more injury. My lower back is also aching from all the sitting I do. I work in accounting/finance, so I sit for 7+ hours a day.

But I purposely choose a white, middle aged, conventionally attractive woman to do my massages. Its fun. You get in your underwear, and get oil rubbed all over you while she flirts with you (I am an upper tier normie, but working to cut down to 14% bodyfat to get to around Chadlite.)

You guys should try it.

The most turned on ive ever been in my life is when a girl played with my hair in class

 

[supergoat972]

I live in the UK, so the indians here (especially in major cities) work whatever job they can find

I see. Thanks for the info.

Just see a private practice one then.

 

[Surrender]

I see. Thanks for the info.

Just see a private practice one then.

Also, are those massage palours that give handjobs etc real?

 

[supergoat972]

Also, are those massage palours that give handjobs etc real?

I don't know. I would not go to one because if you get caught it would be impossible for me to get a new job. I would rather not, just for peace of mind tbh. But thats just me.

At least one of those got busted by the police where I live. It was an Asian owned massage parlor.

 

[supergoat972]

I want a normal massage

You can do both.

I have a very qualified massage therapist who just happens to be hot.

Again- I am getting one due to my fucked up back and shoulders, but having a hot woman do it is just an extra

 

[supergoat972]

The most turned on ive ever been in my life is when a girl played with my hair in class

 

[supergoat972]

Why?

 

[Husssu]

I tried this and the person who gave me a massage was a gay Filipino man

 

[supergoat972]

I tried this and the person who gave me a massage was a gay Filipino man

Yeah, make sure your massage therapist is a woman. Not a landwhale or a man.

 

[Husssu]

Yeah, make sure your massage therapist is a woman. Not a landwhale or a man.

Thought he was a woman at first and the only person who massaged someone my age

 

[supergoat972]

Thought he was a woman at first and the only person who massaged someone my age

Go to a private practice if possible. That way you know who does the massage

 

[Husssu]

Go to a private practice if possible. That way you know who does the massage

I tried that and It ended up being a prostitution ring filled with Filipinos again

 

[supergoat972]

I tried that and It ended up being a prostitution ring filled with Filipinos again

Damn bro. Sorry about that. No private clinics owned by attractive white women where you live?

 

[Husssu]

Damn bro. Sorry about that. No private clinics owned by attractive white women where you live?

Nope, only Filipinos and most don't even allow me cus of my age

 

[supergoat972]

Nope, only Filipinos and most don't even allow me cus of my age

Sorry about that.

My guess is that you don't live in the west?

 

[Husssu]

Sorry about that.

My guess is that you don't live in the west?

Yea, thanks bro.

 

[supergoat972]

Yea, thanks bro.

 

[supergoat972]

Also, I wear sexy, silky, underware to turn the massage therapist foid on

 

[supergoat972]

The most turned on ive ever been in my life is when a girl played with my hair in class

Nice