Massai jumps are cope

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I've seen greys saying "MASSAI JUMPS ARE META" "MASSAI JUMPS INCREASE HEIGHT, THATS WHY THEY'RE SO TALL"

holy iqlets piss me off so hard, I have to DNR it all

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Black people naturally have longer maxillas, they don't have recession and if this woman was still in her twenties then her maxilla would be long as hell

They drink raw milk, blood and eat raw meat since birth, This optimizes their epigenetic environment for maximum height potential.

The jumps only stretch their tendons in the legs and train them to act like springs. The jumps are only a cultural thing, they don't increase their height at all. Anything else is cope
 
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its not cope tough i've grown 7ft using massai jumps
 
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cope, it works you just don’t want to put the hours in
 
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they just have selective breeding jfl
nothing special
 
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hurts to read this honestly
 
I have one theory on how it could work but doesn't even logically sound correct, jumping multiple times causes micro fractures in your legs which then have to be repaired, jumping does release some GH and HGH but it's negligible.
 
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@alurmo try doing this to fix you subhumanity
 
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I've seen greys saying "MASSAI JUMPS ARE META" "MASSAI JUMPS INCREASE HEIGHT, THATS WHY THEY'RE SO TALL"

holy iqlets piss me off so hard, I have to DNR it all

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Black people naturally have longer maxillas, they don't have recession and if this woman was still in her twenties then her maxilla would be long as hell

They drink raw milk, blood and eat raw meat since birth, This optimizes their epigenetic environment for maximum height potential.

The jumps only stretch their tendons in the legs and train them to act like springs. The jumps are only a cultural thing, they don't increase their height at all. Anything else is cope
Massai jumps are meta
 
I've seen greys saying "MASSAI JUMPS ARE META" "MASSAI JUMPS INCREASE HEIGHT, THATS WHY THEY'RE SO TALL"

holy iqlets piss me off so hard, I have to DNR it all

View attachment 5341270

Black people naturally have longer maxillas, they don't have recession and if this woman was still in her twenties then her maxilla would be long as hell

They drink raw milk, blood and eat raw meat since birth, This optimizes their epigenetic environment for maximum height potential.

The jumps only stretch their tendons in the legs and train them to act like springs. The jumps are only a cultural thing, they don't increase their height at all. Anything else is cope
high iq post
 
jfl anyone can give misleading information, 7ft is extremely rare.
well, i grew from 5'9 to 6'1 with just massai jumps in 3 months. it is possible.
 

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