Massively lying about age to get young girls?

[reborn]

I have just made some calculations and to reach a normal weight if I would consequentially stick to my diet without any excuses and exceptions it would take until February 2023 so shortly after my 42nd birthday.

Now the thing is since I was always fat and sitting in my basement I always had a lack of testosterone and I never moved my face so I got no folds and I look like 25. People are mostly shocked when I tell them my real age. They are asking me if I am kidding. When I lose weight this effect will get more extreme. Last time I lost weight people thought I was 16 or 17 when I was 32 and I haven't really changed much since then. So I think once I have my weight down at 42 if I tell girls I am 28 or something they will believe me...

The problem is, however, if they found out I lied they may be pissed off and I may get "metoo-ed". And if I fall in love and tell her I am actually 42 she will tell me to go fuck myself which could be quite an ass itch.

Do you think I should lie to them if I make it? I know some of you will say I could just LDAR since it's over anyway but if I do I will die so I have to lose weight anyway.

 

[sensen]

I have just made some calculations and to reach a normal weight if I would consequentially stick to my diet without any excuses and exceptions it would take until February 2023 so shortly after my 42nd birthday.

Now the thing is since I was always fat and sitting in my basement I always had a lack of testosterone and I never moved my face so I got no folds and I look like 25. People are mostly shocked when I tell them my real age. They are asking me if I am kidding. When I lose weight this effect will get more extreme. Last time I lost weight people thought I was 16 or 17 when I was 32 and I haven't really changed much since then. So I think once I have my weight down at 42 if I tell girls I am 28 or something they will believe me...

The problem is, however, if they found out I lied they may be pissed off and I may get "metoo-ed". And if I fall in love and tell her I am actually 42 she will tell me to go fuck myself which could be quite an ass itch.

Do you think I should lie to them if I make it? I know some of you will say I could just LDAR since it's over anyway but if I do I will die so I have to lose weight anyway.

First chapter was good, looking forward to the next!

 

[Deleted member 15698]

You're 42 dude, you don't look like you're young. Delusional. Also you're 42 using this kind of lingo jfl

 

[Deleted member 15698]

Like I know you're not real but loling anyway

 

[Deleted member 7725]

Reminds me of that ~40 year old who was trying to find a way to larp his age to fuck JBs. People thinking you're younger is probably because of the fat in your face and lack of facial hair. Once you get lean then your lack of youthful fat pads will be apparent.

 

[Subhuman trash]

reminds me of this

 

[Subhuman trash]

Reminds me of that 40 year old who was trying to find a way to larp his age to fuck JBs. People thinking you're younger is probably because of the fat in your face and lack of facial hair.

lol

reminds me of this
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[Lawton88]

I have just made some calculations and to reach a normal weight if I would consequentially stick to my diet without any excuses and exceptions it would take until February 2023 so shortly after my 42nd birthday.

Now the thing is since I was always fat and sitting in my basement I always had a lack of testosterone and I never moved my face so I got no folds and I look like 25. People are mostly shocked when I tell them my real age. They are asking me if I am kidding. When I lose weight this effect will get more extreme. Last time I lost weight people thought I was 16 or 17 when I was 32 and I haven't really changed much since then. So I think once I have my weight down at 42 if I tell girls I am 28 or something they will believe me...

The problem is, however, if they found out I lied they may be pissed off and I may get "metoo-ed". And if I fall in love and tell her I am actually 42 she will tell me to go fuck myself which could be quite an ass itch.

Do you think I should lie to them if I make it? I know some of you will say I could just LDAR since it's over anyway but if I do I will die so I have to lose weight anyway.

Most females just go by what age you look and if you meet their looks threshold or not. If they say what age they think you are just play along without actually giving it.

At your age many guys will look a little older when they get down to a good weight from a real high weight but its still way better for hooking up. Most single females now won't do overweight guys even if they are overweight also.

 

[Deleted member 4106]

I have just made some calculations and to reach a normal weight if I would consequentially stick to my diet without any excuses and exceptions it would take until February 2023 so shortly after my 42nd birthday.

Now the thing is since I was always fat and sitting in my basement I always had a lack of testosterone and I never moved my face so I got no folds and I look like 25. People are mostly shocked when I tell them my real age. They are asking me if I am kidding. When I lose weight this effect will get more extreme. Last time I lost weight people thought I was 16 or 17 when I was 32 and I haven't really changed much since then. So I think once I have my weight down at 42 if I tell girls I am 28 or something they will believe me...

The problem is, however, if they found out I lied they may be pissed off and I may get "metoo-ed". And if I fall in love and tell her I am actually 42 she will tell me to go fuck myself which could be quite an ass itch.

Do you think I should lie to them if I make it? I know some of you will say I could just LDAR since it's over anyway but if I do I will die so I have to lose weight anyway.

"You are as old as you look"
For str no problem, in fact the ideal you just don't say, deviate from the subject
If you have a good job and money, being old and looking young is an advantage.

 

[reborn]

You're 42 dude, you don't look like you're young. Delusional. Also you're 42 using this kind of lingo jfl

I am 100% real man wtf are you even talking about? I have spent 15 years locked away in my basement so the internet was the only place I talked to people. This is why I talk like this. I was on incels and all kinds of other sites.

I am 40 though. I am saying I will be 42 when I have lost weight.

And yeah I do look this young. I meet a lot of people now due to my job and a lot of young women age 18-20 and when I ask them how old they think I am they say 25. Sometimes I have told them about my childhood and that we didn't have the internet and they are like: "May I ask how old you are?" and when I say 40 they are totally shocked.

 

[Lawton88]

I am 100% real man wtf are you even talking about? I have spent 15 years locked away in my basement so the internet was the only place I talked to people. This is why I talk like this. I was on incels and all kinds of other sites.

I am 40 though. I am saying I will be 42 when I have lost weight.

And yeah I do look this young. I meet a lot of people now due to my job and a lot of young women age 18-20 and when I ask them how old they think I am they say 25. Sometimes I have told them about my childhood and that we didn't have the internet and they are like: "May I ask how old you are?" and when I say 40 they are totally shocked.

Do you have that kind of babyface look? I have seen some people in their 40s with that and I was really surprised what their age was.

 

[reborn]

Most females just go by what age you look and if you meet their looks threshold or not. If they say what age they think you are just play along without actually giving it.

At your age many guys will look a little older when they get down to a good weight from a real high weight but its still way better for hooking up. Most single females now won't do overweight guys even if they are overweight also.

I know it is said that you look older when losing weight but I don't. When I was 32 and had normal weight when I bought beer in a store they were asking for my passport. And you can buy beer at 16 here so they thought me being 16 is a possibility. Trust me I look extremely young. I don't know why but I think a massive lack of testo is the primary reason. I can not grow a beard either.

 

[Deleted member 14543]

ass itch

you got worms buddy

 

[reborn]

Do you have that kind of babyface look? I have seen some people in their 40s with that and I was really surprised what their age was.

Yeah I do. It first started when I was 19 and my buddy was 16. When we were buying alcohol they would look at my buddy and say: "Ok you are 18" and then look at me and say: "Can I see your driver's license?"

At 32 I was last asked for my driver's license. And today most people think I am 25.

 

[reborn]

"You are as old as you look"
For str no problem, in fact the ideal you just don't say, deviate from the subject
If you have a good job and money, being old and looking young is an advantage.

Sure I can definitely do that. But I think the only way for me to find women is online dating and you have to specify your age in the profile... or are there other ways to meet women? The women I meet at my job are kinda problematic. My boss HATES it when we try to flirt with them.

 

[Deleted member 4106]

or are there other ways to meet women?

Ideally at parties and bars

 

[Deleted member 15698]

I am 100% real man wtf are you even talking about? I have spent 15 years locked away in my basement so the internet was the only place I talked to people. This is why I talk like this. I was on incels and all kinds of other sites.

I am 40 though. I am saying I will be 42 when I have lost weight.

And yeah I do look this young. I meet a lot of people now due to my job and a lot of young women age 18-20 and when I ask them how old they think I am they say 25. Sometimes I have told them about my childhood and that we didn't have the internet and they are like: "May I ask how old you are?" and when I say 40 they are totally shocked.

Yeah, they're surprised because you lack the mannerisms, appearance, and general put togetherness that one would expect from a 40yr old man. Hello fellow kids ass nigga. It's over for you dude, like you couldn't even master dietary discipline by 40 lol, don't use this forum as a pedophilia resource

 

[reborn]

Yeah, they're surprised because you lack the mannerisms, appearance, and general put togetherness that one would expect from a 40yr old man. Hello fellow kids ass nigga. It's over for you dude, like you couldn't even master dietary discipline by 40 lol, don't use this forum as a pedophilia resource

WTF dude You got no idea...

 

[Deleted member 14280]

lose all weight, do a facelift, fat tranfers to get a youthful look, botox to final touches, colagen injections on the face and bang. you will look 17 again
good luck taking those jbs virginity OP
become chaundo tan 2.0, go to places never explored before, we believe you

 

[ScreaM]

Just go to clubs/bars and larp as a richcel. Then fuck some 16-20 yr olds who think you will buy them gucci bags

 

[oldcell]

I am 40, but at college clubs i claim 28, they also estimate i am like 28

ITs fucking sad i know, and never lye about age for LTR...

 

[PURE ARYAN GENETICS]

sure lie but I have serious doubts if you actually looked 25