
chrishell
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Mauricia "That's One Big Fucking Bitch” Buttonbisse stands out both on and off the ice, a towering figure at 6'6" and weighing in at 375 lbs. As the senior goaltender for the Mouettes de Montarville, she's a powerhouse, known not only for her incredible size but also for her fierce presence in the crease. At 36 years old, she’s seen it all in the women's Quebec hockey league, where her team, unfortunately, currently ranks 2nd last out of 16 teams. Despite the struggles of her squad, Mauricia remains a vital part of the team, both as a player and as a leader.
Her mixed heritage of 3/4th Haitian and 1/4th French Canadian adds a unique flavor to her identity, blending vibrant Caribbean strength with the grit and tenacity of her French-Canadian roots. Mauricia is as much a force in the locker room as she is on the ice, known for her tomboy nature and a big-sister vibe that makes her the unofficial protector of her teammates. She's got a way of balancing her tough exterior with a nurturing presence, always looking out for her younger or less experienced teammates, offering advice and support, but never hesitating to push them to be better.
On game days, her pre-game ritual might involve some light trash talk and a little bit of humor to loosen the team up, but when the puck drops, Mauricia transforms. Her size is intimidating to opposing players, but it’s her sharp reflexes and commitment to her role as goaltender that really set her apart. She’s not just a "big body" in the crease; she’s an experienced and highly skilled goaltender who, despite her team’s current struggles, still manages to make jaw-dropping saves, often keeping the Mouettes de Montarville in games they otherwise wouldn’t be.