Mcdonalds theory is right

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Eat all the goyslop up and youll grow. Ive grown an inch from this and i havent grown from like three months before. it is legit. dont ask for proof or whatever the fuck try for urself and see
 
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ye youll get fat obviously but its reversible if in puberty easily.
 
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Bro is onto nothing
 
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no.
 
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elaborate
 
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legit.
 
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Eat all the goyslop up and youll grow. Ive grown an inch from this and i havent grown from like three months before. it is legit. dont ask for proof or whatever the fuck try for urself and see
Growing an inch is on the verge of wrong measurement. If you want to be taller, you will stand straight as fuck. If you will get 2+ inches taller that's when I will believe you.
 
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If I bought the zoomers are taller theory (I don't based on the studies I've read) this would make sense, hormones and shit in processed food are one of the explanations.
 
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Js vomit theory
 
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Growing an inch is on the verge of wrong measurement. If you want to be taller, you will stand straight as fuck. If you will get 2+ inches taller that's when I will believe you.
i wanted to be taller before as well.
 
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just put mircoplastics and seed oils in your body that will make you grow
 
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@pessimistic
 
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If I bought the zoomers are taller theory (I don't based on the studies I've read) this would make sense, hormones and shit in processed food could explain it.
The only way this could work is if there a growth hormones in the meat, but even then the oral biovability wouldn’t be good just inject gh and eat well, also not mention it eating processed foods will give you acne, which is basically your body saying I can’t handle this so I don’t think it’s a good idea.
 
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The only way this could work is if there a growth hormones in the meat, but even then the oral biovability wouldn’t be good just inject gh and eat well, also not mention it eating processed foods will give you acne, which is basically your body saying I can’t handle this so I don’t think it’s a good idea.
ffrom what ive heard mcdonalds has traces of syntethic HGH or something
 
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ffrom what ive heard mcdonalds has traces of syntethic HGH or something
I don’t even know why they would inject the cows with it, doesn’t really make since, unless it could make them grow up faster idk though, still though you would be taking it orally so it wouldn’t absorb well at all
 
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I don’t even know why they would inject the cows with it, doesn’t really make since, unless it could make them grow up faster idk though, still though you would be taking it orally so it wouldn’t absorb well at all
faster bone groth means more bone marrow. From my limited science knoledge bone marrow has stem cells in it that are undifferentiated at a young age. This means this can specialise into more types of needed cells for growth meaning faster growth probably. Correct me if im wrong
 
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faster bone groth means more bone marrow. From my limited science knoledge bone marrow has stem cells in it that are undifferentiated at a young age. This means this can specialise into more types of needed cells for growth meaning faster growth probably. Correct me if im wrong
Yeah I think your right and it will make them bigger, bigger cows = more meat to sell, so it would make sense
 
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Yeah I think your right and it will make them bigger, bigger cows = more meat to sell, so it would make sense
alright so u consume PUFAs but u get HGH. Im not sure if the benefits outweight the cons.
 
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alright so u consume PUFAs but u get HGH. Im not sure if the benefits outweight the cons.
It doesn’t, best is too inject hgh and eat good diet
 
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Eat all the goyslop up and youll grow. Ive grown an inch from this and i havent grown from like three months before. it is legit. dont ask for proof or whatever the fuck try for urself and see
I was legit malnurished as kid due to a condition and i grew to 6"6 the height max is genes and LL
 
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I was legit malnurished as kid due to a condition and i grew to 6"6 the height max is genes and LL
who knows you couldve been 7 foot. what im saying is just because one malnourished guy grew tall doesnt mean genes is everything.
 
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The only way this could work is if there a growth hormones in the meat, but even then the oral biovability wouldn’t be good just inject gh and eat well, also not mention it eating processed foods will give you acne, which is basically your body saying I can’t handle this so I don’t think it’s a good idea.
i think the logic is that the refined sugars in slop increase your IGF1 levels dramatically
 
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