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>first crush i had was a blonde foid when i was 4-5, still remember her name jfl
>first time making out at 5 with a girl in kindergarden under a blanket (got caught by her mother)
>first girlfriend at 8, cheated on her with her best friend
>first time a girl offered me sex at 10, she took all her clothes off, wanted me to do the same (i ran off)
if only we never moved and i never got glasses i wouldve lived the slayer life forever
>first time making out at 5 with a girl in kindergarden under a blanket (got caught by her mother)
>first girlfriend at 8, cheated on her with her best friend
>first time a girl offered me sex at 10, she took all her clothes off, wanted me to do the same (i ran off)
if only we never moved and i never got glasses i wouldve lived the slayer life forever