me watching cobra kai as a kiss virgin at 28 in this scene

[Psychophilly]

where he gets to kiss her at first date in less than 10 episodes, in THIS POSITION. ULTRA CAGE AT THE WRITERS AND THE DIRECTOR, THIS IS A MYTH, NEVER HAPPENED IRL

OH BTW, I LEGIT CRIED LIKE REAL CRY WITH TEARS HAHAHA

 

[Deleted member 21735]

First date people have sex

 

[Deleted member 22126]

 

[zharupodrugu]

Its never happens to you. U can legit finger her without saying a word, if she likes u enough

 

[NotoriousLoser]

Kissing is so gay dude. Im kissless sexless virgin btw. Maybe im asexual

 

[JBcollector]

Muh kissing

 

[Psychophilly]

Muh kissing

Kissing is so gay dude. Im kissless sexless virgin btw. Maybe im asexual

First date people have sex

OH STFU ALREADY, KISSING IS EVERTHING
EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN IS KISSING
KISSING IS ALL THAT THERE IS AND I DIDNT HAVE ONE IM SOULEESS DOGSHIT, LOOK AT MY LIFE
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT THE SCREEN LOOK AT MY POST, DO I HAVE A LIFE? NO SO WHY?
CUZ IM KISSLESS IM FUCKING DOGSHIT AND IM 28 U DONT UNDESRTAND OK?
WHEN U GET TO 28 AND U NEVER KNEW HOW KISSING EVEN FEELS LIKE, LIKE ACTUALLY TOUCHING LIPS OR THE SMELL OR THE TASTE WHAT IS IT??? IF U DONT KNOW THAT AT THIS AGE AND STILL THINK ITS NOT A BIG DEAL GO FUCKING KYS

 

[Hueless]

OH STFU ALREADY, KISSING IS EVERTHING
EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN IS KISSING
KISSING IS ALL THAT THERE IS AND I DIDNT HAVE ONE IM SOULEESS DOGSHIT, LOOK AT MY LIFE
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT THE SCREEN LOOK AT MY POST, DO I HAVE A LIFE? NO SO WHY?
CUZ IM KISSLESS IM FUCKING DOGSHIT AND IM 28 U DONT UNDESRTAND OK?
WHEN U GET TO 28 AND U NEVER KNEW HOW KISSING EVEN FEELS LIKE, LIKE ACTUALLY TOUCHING LIPS OR THE SMELL OR THE TASTE WHAT IS IT??? IF U DONT KNOW THAT AT THIS AGE AND STILL THINK ITS NOT A BIG DEAL GO FUCKING KYS

Wow!

 

[JBcollector]

OH STFU ALREADY, KISSING IS EVERTHING
EVERYTHING THAT HAS EVER BEEN IS KISSING
KISSING IS ALL THAT THERE IS AND I DIDNT HAVE ONE IM SOULEESS DOGSHIT, LOOK AT MY LIFE
LOOK AT ME
LOOK AT THE SCREEN LOOK AT MY POST, DO I HAVE A LIFE? NO SO WHY?
CUZ IM KISSLESS IM FUCKING DOGSHIT AND IM 28 U DONT UNDESRTAND OK?
WHEN U GET TO 28 AND U NEVER KNEW HOW KISSING EVEN FEELS LIKE, LIKE ACTUALLY TOUCHING LIPS OR THE SMELL OR THE TASTE WHAT IS IT??? IF U DONT KNOW THAT AT THIS AGE AND STILL THINK ITS NOT A BIG DEAL GO FUCKING KYS

Kissing is a Jewish social psyops
People didn't even kiss before hitler lost the war and the advent of hollywood movies