Meanwhile in the UK

[Chinacurry]

>Be a heavyweight world champion.
>Be gigatyrone.
>Get found out as not being quite an elite level boxet, but still top class, world level
>Get ditched by your model wife for fucking strippers and ring girls
>Do some reality TV
>Get engaged to a new model, 15 years younger
>Get bored, so find the hot one from the biggest girl band during your heyday, bring her into the bedroom, become a full time 'throuple'
>become a fat fuck just so you can then lose it (with your elite genetics), to show normies how easy it is
>make an app based on that which the NPCs can buy thinking if they run on the treadmill and do a few overhead presses and keep their carbs below 100g a day, they can look like you
>become even richer

David Haye IS in a throuple with Una Healy and Sian Osborne and has told circle

DAVID Haye is in a three-way relationship with The Saturdays singer Una Healy and model Sian Osborne. The “throuple” grew close last year, then spent time together in London over Christmas before a…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[Deleted member 21628]

schizo rumblings

 

[Deleted member 16501]

What a ballsy Nigga, doing this in the land of the most brutal conquerors in history

 

[JohnDoe]

I was very happy the day Bellew retired this fraud. He's been a fraud his entire career, first the klit loss, then his pinky toe and then the ankle. I really hate haye, he is not a good person and the fact that he's rich and even richer from this meme app makes me angry.
Look at his age and he's still whoring around instead of settled with a ltr/wife and kids.

 

[Chinacurry]

I was very happy the day Bellew retired this fraud. He's been a fraud his entire career, first the klit loss, then his pinky toe and then the ankle. I really hate haye, he is not a good person and the fact that he's rich and even richer from this meme app makes me angry.
Look at his age and he's still whoring around instead of settled with a ltr/wife and kids.

He has ex wife and kids.

He's a dick yes, but also he's legit as a boxer.

Was never elite but was world class. Relies too much on speed and good angles that wasn't enough at top top level.

Still all time top 5 CW imo (holyfield is undisputed for me, and uzyk above haye too).

Sadly his power didn't carry up to HW

 

[JohnDoe]

He has ex wife and kids.

He's a dick yes, but also he's legit as a boxer.

Was never elite but was world class. Relies too much on speed and good angles that wasn't enough at top top level.

Still all time top 5 CW imo (holyfield is undisputed for me, and uzyk above haye too).

Sadly his power didn't carry up to HW

He's too small for the modern day Heavies. Usyk makes up for the size difference with pure skill but he has little chance against Fury if that ever happens. He's lucky he didn't end up fighting Fury, haye would been jabbed to death for 12 rounds, if he fought the upgraded fury that ko'd wilder, he'd get stopped within 6-7 rounds. I don't like haye and think he's overrated.

 

[Chinacurry]

He's too small for the modern day Heavies. Usyk makes up for the size difference with pure skill but he has little chance against Fury if that ever happens. He's lucky he didn't end up fighting Fury, haye would been jabbed to death for 12 rounds, if he fought the upgraded fury that ko'd wilder, he'd get stopped within 6-7 rounds. I don't like haye and think he's overrated.

Agree with all you say, except saying Haye is overrated.

Maybe british UK NPCs might overrate him after seeing him in the jungle, but actual boxing people don't. We see him as a very good world clas heavyweight, who fell shirt at the elite level, largely due to his size, who was a jackals, but as he aged is a bit more ok now.