Meet Jarion, the worst "looksmaxxer" oat

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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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nose of doom and despair
 
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@MouthBreathingElite @estonianslayerr @Histy @nsk4ll @BigBallsLarry @necronanni :feelskek:
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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Rhino + accutane and something to fix his lower midface protrusion and he mogs idk what to tell u
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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What's his 1-1 coaching?
 
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Rhino + accutane and something to fix his lower midface protrusion and he mogs idk what to tell u
but rn he doesnt mog anyone so why is he posting this content acting like he ascended :feelskek:

also selling a course while looking like that cant be real
 
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Maxilla of death and taxes bro
 
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What's his 1-1 coaching?
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@ascendtocl122 still defending him? :lul::lul:

“learn how to get JORDAN BARRETT level bone mass within 2 months…”
 
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@ascendtocl122 still defending him? :lul::lul:

“learn how to get JORDAN BARRETT level bone mass within 2 months…”
yeah ok. I just don’t think u gotta hate is all, he’s prob grifting but BS works for some people. Jordan barret bonemass is wicked tho hahahha
 
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yeah ok. I just don’t think u gotta hate is all, he’s prob grifting but BS works for some people. Jordan barret bonemass is wicked tho hahahha
i didnt say anything offensive.
he just doesnt look good and convinced himself that hes a chad.
can i laugh at him for that? :lul::lul:
 
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i didnt say anything offensive.
he just doesnt look good and convinced himself that hes a chad.
can i laugh at him for that? :lul::lul:
yeah u valid :feelsuhh: W confidence pill
 
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Ole buddy is lltn selling a course 🥹 no way people actually buy it
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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Honestly quite sad
 
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"hollow cheek guide, dark psychology" is he retarded or its his strategy to convince retards to buy his course :lul:
 

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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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dont hate on my bro , faggots

hes my friend on tiktok
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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Lolllllll, started laughing so hard when he started talking about girls view him different after the ascension and how he faced hypergamy
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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He has genuine deformity
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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I honestly feel so bad for him..:feelscry:
 
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I honestly feel so bad for him..:feelscry:
why would u feel like that

hes ltn with chad ego selling courses and 1:1 coaching (299€) :forcedsmile:
 
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Ive been seen thar nga for a long time now in my reels. Always have wondered y he has so high ego n y he has a course.
Truly everyone now sells a course. I should prob start too:feelshah:
 
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Ive been seen thar nga for a long time now in my reels. Always have wondered y he has so high ego n y he has a course.
Truly everyone now sells a course. I should prob start too:feelshah:
still cant believe hes serious

this has to be 10/10 bait theres no fucking way
 
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still cant believe hes serious

this has to be 10/10 bait theres no fucking way
Isnt it obv that hes retarded? Smb told him some bs prob from the kind "oh bro u have hunter eyes u mog":soy:, he got a bit of invested, blinded by some retarded compliments n now here we r.
He is dead ass srs, im 96% sure
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

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hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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To be fair most of the nazis are ethnics nowadays because white men are castrated
 
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Shut up, he mogs jordan barrett💔

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lolcow. it's so funny when they're painfully unaware
 
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i was just scrolling my ig reels when i encountered this mystical entity.

View attachment 4548948

hes too funny im ngl, genuinely thinks hes a chad and that he “ascended”

90% of his vids are about bonesmashing and how much it changed his face, he also sells a course to ascend and has his own community called “ascend or die” :lul:

he also posted this story yesterday, i hope he isnt seriously a nazi because it would be so fucking funny considering hes black :feelskek:

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does this subhuman tinks is really a looksmaxxer? or its a jester?
 
heard someone say he was witchmaxxing
 

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