Meet long faced Nordic chad

[Phoenix997]

This guys face is hella long but he might be one of the most unique looking guys I’ve seen.

Guys with extremely long faces never have forward midfaces, solid zygos, square jaws, and wide palates to go with it.

Makes him look weird and magestic at the same time.

 

[thecel]

He looks like a horse jfl

 

[TeenagePharmacy]

He's maybe 4/5PSL, but still slays. Proof statusmaxxing is legit.

 

[Phoenix997]

He's maybe 4/5PSL, but still slays. Proof statusmaxxing is legit.

No way he’s 4 or 5 look at his mandible. 4/5’s don’t have chins like that.

 

[Phoenix997]

I don’t know how to categorize him tbh he’s got the longest face I’ve ever seen yet chad features all around.

 

[Tusseleif]

Everyone is long faced in Nordic. Can confirm because I live here

 

[Uglybrazilian]

Looks like a neanderthal

 

[Descartes]

He doesn't look good

 

[Deleted member 7313]

Mehh I'm not too sure, it might be the hairstyle that's masking his facial structure to me.. Don't get me wrong he's decent looking, but I'm not seeing chad or chadlite in these pics

 

[Deleted member 4466]

He looks like a game of thrones character or some shit. Like a heroic medieval knight who rides into battle on horseback

Also just by looking at his face alone you somehow can just tell this guy is AT LEAST 6’4”


edit: yup he is 6’6” what an absolute mogger

 

[ALCAPOWNED]

Mehh I'm not too sure, it might be the hairstyle that's masking his facial structure to me.. Don't get me wrong he's decent looking, but I'm not seeing chad or chadlite in these pics

Status aside he might drive slavic bitches wild. I've seen some 10/10 dutch chicks dating dudes with weird fucking faces and no where near as muscular as this guy.

 

[Deleted member 3270]

midface is not that detrimental if his jaw is developed and has a horizontal angle

 

[Deleted member 3270]

anyways he looks exotic though like some kind of mideval dude he would be a good actor

 

[Lux]

Long midface doesn't matter if it adds forward maxilla projection. His definitely doesn't add that projection. It's just another case of a long midface caused by recessed downward growth.

 

[Deleted member 3270]

Long midface doesn't matter if it adds forward maxilla projection. His definitely doesn't add that projection. It's just another case of a long midface caused by recessed downward growth.
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brutal

 

[Loud_Jock]

Jock halo

 

[yorker12]

Everyone is long faced in Nordic. Can confirm because I live here

The most amount of long midfaces I have seen is in northeastern Europe.

My ancestors are from there and I have a long midface.

 

[AutisticBeaner]

look at ice hockey players if you're looking for nordic chads

 

[Alexanderr]

 

[yorker12]

look at ice hockey players if you're looking for nordic chads

Hockey players in northern Europe are treated like, what I imagine, football players are treated in Murica.
Did 2 years of hockey in hs, the hockey halo was crazy for status.

The players, who played from a young age, had amazing face development. They are practically forced to mew, clench the jaw and nose breathe while playing because of the mouthguards.

 

[eyebagcel]

he's not a chad, girls were making fun of him and creaming over joe burrow when they played each other

 

[Deleted member 5061]

Everyone is long faced in Nordic. Can confirm because I live here

See thats what i fucking claimed all the fkn time. Yes ppl in northern europe are way taller than rest of europe, but their faces are long af. they dont have same proportions as an average 179 cm european on a bigger body, no theyre thin as fuck- narrow shoulders, narrow torso, skinny legs, narrow face etc.

I can only repeat it again- if youre like 185+ and have normal body proportions, youre pretty rare.

someone with a frame like Alistair Overeem looks aesthetically good, he has normal torso, wide shoulders, normal and wide face (not narrow), normal body size.

but most super tall ppl in skandinavia/nl/northern germany etc. look like stretched versions of normal ppl with narrow faces, torse, shoulders etc. and that looks like shit.

Id rather stay 180 with rather normal body proportions than 188 and every part of the body narrow and stretched, it looks like a fkn alien.

 

[Deleted member 7192]

This guys face is hella long but he might be one of the most unique looking guys I’ve seen.

Guys with extremely long faces never have forward midfaces, solid zygos, square jaws, and wide palates to go with it.

Makes him look weird and magestic at the same time.

unique isn’t always good

 

[ThreadMatters]

Keep coping short facedick faggots. Me myself i have a long midface
Long midface = long dick

Proof: horse have longmidface yet he dickmog all of u trannies

 

[Stingray]

Not gl, even I mog him

 

[KDA Player]

FHWR 1 JFL

 

[Deleted member 3270]

Keep coping short facedick faggots. Me myself i have a long midface
Long midface = long dick

Proof: horse have longmidface yet he dickmog all of u trannies

cap. its a common misconception horses have a “long face” they actually have a long tounge and are maxillamaxxed. its over

 

[Deleted member 4612]

just be a 6'6 Heisman contending quarterback bro

 

[ThreadMatters]

cap. its a common misconception horses have a “long face” they actually have a long tounge and are maxillamaxxed. its over

Dicky not bigy ?





COPE This is what they want you to believe

 

[Phoenix997]

Mehh I'm not too sure, it might be the hairstyle that's masking his facial structure to me.. Don't get me wrong he's decent looking, but I'm not seeing chad or chadlite in these pics

Definitely not chad but he’s as close to chad/ chad light territory as a *legitimate* horse face is going to get.

 

[Phoenix997]

unique isn’t always good

I’m not even saying he looks good honestly I don’t know what to think. He’s weird looking but not ugly.

 

[Phoenix997]

Everyone is long faced in Nordic. Can confirm because I live here

What’s Mew got to say about this?

 

[Captain_Collagen]

Almost threw up seeing this hideous horsecel

 

[Deleted member 3270]

just be a 6'6 Heisman contending quarterback bro

it never began for defensive linemen

 

[Deleted]

Everyone is long faced in Nordic. Can confirm because I live here

Def not true

 

[Phoenix997]

Def not true

It’s partially true, DC facial type is more common statistically in Scandinavian and south Asian countries.

To say all Nordic’s are long faces though is dumb, it’s just a shit phenotype like any other.

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[MentalistKebab]

Mythical horse faced chad.

Insane cheekbones and browridge ngl

 

[Phoenix997]

he's not a chad, girls were making fun of him and creaming over joe burrow when they played each other

Still skullmoggs him doe.

 

[JosephGarrot123]

This guy looks like Lord Farquaad

 

[Deleted member 685]

He looks like an ugly faggot, kill yourself