meeting a girls family is more stressful than defusing a bomb

[skull_mogger]

anyone else had to go through the process of meeting some bitch's 7 brothers and sisters and dad who looks like he murders people for fun?

 

[AlwaysHaveQuestions]

can't relate

 

[Deleted member 10367]

Chad problems.

 

[Deleted member 4362]

can't relate

Tbh

 

[skull_mogger]

its worse when they're hispanic because the brothers get all up in your face (since I'm a whitecel)

 

[Deleted member 6475]

Didn't bother me honestly
But i know most people like me so im not nervous about things like that

 

[Gonthar]

When you marry a girl, you actually marry her whole family. It's good to meet them first and check if there aren't any crazy people that could cause you trouble in the future.

 

[Deleted member 10913]

anyone else had to go through the process of meeting some bitch's 7 brothers and sisters and dad who looks like he murders people for fun?

You gotta assert that you are D.O.M

show her father your rifle collection and let him know that you are more american then him theory.

 

[Deleted member 5393]

its fun

knowing u fuck their daughter/sister, its humiliating for them tbh

I feel respect for her brothers but not her dad tho

 

[Deleted member 12002]

its worse when they're hispanic because the brothers get all up in your face (since I'm a whitecel)

They just want to know you're a real man. Stick to your principles and don't lie about anything.

If her dad asks if you ever f*cked a horse before, and you have, tell him yes and don't be ashamed/apologize/make excuses for it.

I told my wife's father how I crushed a cat's head in with my foot one time. He wanted to know why we were moving to a different city. I had been blacklisted from working in the city where my wife's from after I killed a cat at work.

 

[Deleted member 6475]

They just want to know you're a real man. Stick to your principles and don't lie about anything.

If her dad asks if you ever f*cked a horse before, and you have, tell him yes and don't be ashamed/apologize/make excuses for it.

I told my wife's father how I crushed a cat's head in with my foot one time. He wanted to know why we were moving to a different city. I had been blacklisted from working at in the city where my wife's from after I killed a cat at work.

Why did you do that

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Why did you do that

I tried to catch it and it bit me. I thought it was just a kitten because of the size. Apparently it wasn't. Bast*rd put it's tooth through my finger so I got pissed, kicked it, broke it's leg, then crushed it's head in.

 

[HurtfulVanity]

I tried to catch it and it bit me. I thought it was just a kitten because of the size. Apparently it wasn't. Bast*rd put it's tooth through my finger so I got pissed, kicked it, broke it's leg, then crushed it's head in.