Meeting with a girl tmrw: I told her I'm 5'9"

[WonkyChin186]

She's mmtb at 5'4" and I told her I'm 5'9"

she said her minimum is 5'6" without shoes and no maximum (implying she rly likes tall guys)

I'm gonna show up 6'4" tmrw jfl

this is gonna be peak

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

What if she gets the ick because you lied brah

 

[iabsolvenico]

What if she gets the ick because you lied brah

prob not tho

 

[iblamexyz]

She's mmtb at 5'4" and I told her I'm 5'9"

she said her minimum is 5'6" without shoes and no maximum (implying she rly likes tall guys)

I'm gonna show up 6'4" tmrw jfl

this is gonna be peak

yeah I think all my dating profile says 5,11 but in truth I am 5,8 JFL

 

[americanpakitruvcel]

prob not tho

You never know brah, it’s unlikely but some people dislike lying that much

 

[WonkyChin186]

What if she gets the ick because you lied brah

its a very good point

but i think I'm fine bc
1. she seems to prefer tall guys alot more than average so she'll be more pleased
2. I'll tell her irl that the last time I got measured properly was 5'9" and that was only last year so I didn't wanna tell her a random guess

 

[WonkyChin186]

yeah I think all my dating profile says 5,11 but in truth I am 5,8 JFL

Why would you lie in that direction

 

[iblamexyz]

Why would you lie in that direction

I'd probs be wearing boots when I meet them so I'd be 5,10 ish

but if I wear vans or af1s I might slight shorter 5,11 but it's not like she's going to have a measuring ruler

 

[WonkyChin186]

I'd probs be wearing boots when I meet them so I'd be 5,10 ish

but if I wear vans or af1s I might slight shorter 5,11 but it's not like she's going to have a measuring ruler

everyone else wears shoes too

if it's 2inch boots ur 5'9 irl not 5'10

and women believe the average is 5'9 even tho it's 5'11

5'11 is above average height in their minds so they expect 6'0-6'1 in reality from you saying your 5'11

so you in 2inch boots is nowhere near enough

they would never say this irl tho so it's harder to spot

but you can't get away with that at all