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[MEGA THREAD] The Final Blackpill: Every Method to Max Out Your CHEEKBONE & BROW RIDGE Prominence
by altbones
This is NOT a copepost. This is the compiled doctrine for anyone trying to ascend from the depths of subhumanity. I’ve included scientific, DIY, anecdotal, experimental, and surgical methods. Read this like your life depends on it. Because it does.
SECTION I: UNDERSTANDING THE BONES THAT DECIDE YOUR FATE
Your cheekbones (zygomatic bones) and brow ridge (supraorbital ridge) are what give your face that hunter-eyed, hollow-cheeked, death stare aura. These bones are what separate a male model from a male NPC.
• High, wide cheekbones = angularity, hollow cheeks, model-tier silhouette.
• Pronounced brow ridge = dominant, masculine presence.
If you lack these, you’re automatically operating on hardmode. You’re facecucked by your own bone structure.
SECTION II: SURGICAL METHODS (THE FINAL BLACKPILL)
Let’s be real — bone is king, and no amount of softmaxxing will give you elite-tier midface unless you change the literal architecture.
1. Zygomatic Implants — Cheekbone Surgery
The
Type: Surgical
Effect: Adds structure and width to the cheekbones
Cost: $5,000–$10,000
Downsides: Risk of asymmetry, nerve damage, fake look if overdone
Who it’s for: Midfacecels who are already lean but still have flat zygos
Warning: If you’re not lean, implants just get swallowed by fat. Cut first. Then implant.
2. Brow Ridge Augmentation
Type: Surgical
Effect: Prominent supraorbital ridges, more masculine eye area
Methods: Implants or fat grafts
Risks: Can feminize if done incorrectly — NEED a surgeon who gets male aesthetics
Cost: $6,000+
3. Zygomatic Osteotomy (Real Bone Movement)
Type: Extreme Surgical
Effect: Moves actual cheekbones outward
Cost: $15,000+
Result: Real as hell. Can create skull-tier width and projection.
Risk: High — only in countries like S. Korea or Russia.
4. Custom 3D Implants (Cheek & Brow)
Type: Cutting-edge
Effect: Implants designed off CT scans
Best Surgeons: Eppley (USA), S. Korea’s top-tier facial clinics
Result: Absolute GOAT-tier results if done right
Cope Level: 0/10 — this is giga-maxxing
[Redpill] If you want guaranteed angularity, this is your salvation. But you’ll need money, a passport, and the pain tolerance of a god.
SECTION III: DIY / SPECULATIVE BONE GROWTH (YES, IT’S POSSIBLE)
1. Mewing (Correct Tongue Posture)
Effect: Promotes forward growth of midface & zygos
Timeframe: Years — no quick wins
Tip: Combine with hard chewing (mastic gum)
Truth: It works — if you’re under 25 and consistent
Reminder: You’re not gonna become Chad in 6 months. This is a long game.
[Yellowpill Warning] Most “mewing fails” are just lazycels who didn’t commit. If you’re not mewing 24/7, you’re filtered.
2. Facial Bone Remodeling via Load (Speculative)
Theory: Bone adapts to mechanical stress
Practice: Use facial exercisers, resistance devices
Examples: Facial Flex, Jawzrsize
Controversial? Yes
Effective? Maybe for minor changes, esp. in younger maxxers
[Red Highlight] Combine with low bodyfat to bring out bone definition even if the bone itself doesn’t grow.
3. Skull Expansion Devices (Extreme DIY)
Effect: Theorized to stretch cranial sutures
Devices: Skullcap stretchers, helmet hacks, or custom headbands
Risk: Unknown
IQ Level: 999 — for schizomaxxers only
Result: Speculative. You might end up with gains… or a headache.
[Red Warning] Not recommended unless you’ve already tried everything and have a death wish or god-tier pain tolerance.
SECTION IV: HARDMAXXING STACKS (SUPPLEMENTS & LIFESTYLE)
1. Vitamin K2 + D3 Stack
Purpose: Helps calcium go to bone instead of soft tissue
Effect: Supports bone mineral density, esp. during late adolescence
Best With: Mewing + Weightlifting + Zinc
2. Zinc, Boron, Magnesium (Test Support)
Effect: Boosts test, supports HGH & IGF-1 production
Cheap? Yes
Effective? Marginal, but necessary for growth environment
3. Heavy Lifting (Deadlifts, Squats, Pull-ups)
Effect: Increases HGH & testosterone
Bonus: Thickens frame, traps = better facial illusion
4. Sleep (HGH Production Window)
Effect: 80% of your growth hormone is released during deep sleep
Fix: Dark room, cold temp, no blue light, 8–10 hrs
Cope to Reality: You’re not maxxing anything on 4 hours of Discord sleep.
SECTION V: SOFTMAXXING TO COMPLEMENT THE BONES
These won’t grow bone, but they’ll enhance what you have — or simulate what you don’t.
1. Dermal Fillers (Temporary Illusion)
Effect: Fakes cheek and brow projection
Duration: 6–18 months
Risk: Migration, looking bloated
Tip: Only go to a facial masculinization specialist
2. Makeup / Shadowing (Yes, cope — but effective)
Effect: Can fake angular cheek hollows & depth
Use: For photos, edits, or catfishmaxxing
3. Haircut / Hairstyle Framing
Effect: Can make cheekbones appear sharper or more recessed
Tip: Avoid puffy hair. Keep sides tight, top angular.
SECTION VI: EXTREME / SCHIZOMAXX METHODS
1. Testosterone / HGH Use (Dangerous but Real)
Effect: Growth plates may still be open under 21
Use: Only with medical oversight
Risks: Acromegaly, shutdown, early death
Truth: If you’re 15–18 and deficient, a doc could maybe help
Illegal Use? Do not attempt without bloodwork and clinical supervision.
2. Cranial Massage & Bone Shaping Theories
Sources: Russian aesthetics forums, deep web maxxers
Tools: Hands, rubber mallets, suction devices
Effectiveness: Unknown
Risk: High
Comment: Pure schizomaxxing. But we document everything here.
FINAL WORD: THE DEEP BLACKPILL
If you’re born with flat cheekbones and no brow ridge, the truth is:
You were never meant to win.
But the blackpill isn’t about giving up. It’s about seeing reality for what it is — then maxxing anyway.
Don’t cry. Cut.
Don’t cope. Create.
Don’t wait. Maxx.
Ascension is not for the weak.
Bump if this helped you. Comment “High IQ post.” Share with another deathmugcel.
by altbones
This is NOT a copepost. This is the compiled doctrine for anyone trying to ascend from the depths of subhumanity. I’ve included scientific, DIY, anecdotal, experimental, and surgical methods. Read this like your life depends on it. Because it does. SECTION I: UNDERSTANDING THE BONES THAT DECIDE YOUR FATE
Your cheekbones (zygomatic bones) and brow ridge (supraorbital ridge) are what give your face that hunter-eyed, hollow-cheeked, death stare aura. These bones are what separate a male model from a male NPC.
• High, wide cheekbones = angularity, hollow cheeks, model-tier silhouette.
• Pronounced brow ridge = dominant, masculine presence.
If you lack these, you’re automatically operating on hardmode. You’re facecucked by your own bone structure.
SECTION II: SURGICAL METHODS (THE FINAL BLACKPILL)
Let’s be real — bone is king, and no amount of softmaxxing will give you elite-tier midface unless you change the literal architecture.
1. Zygomatic Implants — Cheekbone Surgery
The
Type: Surgical
Effect: Adds structure and width to the cheekbones
Cost: $5,000–$10,000
Downsides: Risk of asymmetry, nerve damage, fake look if overdone
Who it’s for: Midfacecels who are already lean but still have flat zygos
Warning: If you’re not lean, implants just get swallowed by fat. Cut first. Then implant.
2. Brow Ridge Augmentation
Type: Surgical
Effect: Prominent supraorbital ridges, more masculine eye area
Methods: Implants or fat grafts
Risks: Can feminize if done incorrectly — NEED a surgeon who gets male aesthetics
Cost: $6,000+
3. Zygomatic Osteotomy (Real Bone Movement)
Type: Extreme Surgical
Effect: Moves actual cheekbones outward
Cost: $15,000+
Result: Real as hell. Can create skull-tier width and projection.
Risk: High — only in countries like S. Korea or Russia.
4. Custom 3D Implants (Cheek & Brow)
Type: Cutting-edge
Effect: Implants designed off CT scans
Best Surgeons: Eppley (USA), S. Korea’s top-tier facial clinics
Result: Absolute GOAT-tier results if done right
Cope Level: 0/10 — this is giga-maxxing
[Redpill] If you want guaranteed angularity, this is your salvation. But you’ll need money, a passport, and the pain tolerance of a god.
SECTION III: DIY / SPECULATIVE BONE GROWTH (YES, IT’S POSSIBLE)
1. Mewing (Correct Tongue Posture)
Effect: Promotes forward growth of midface & zygos
Timeframe: Years — no quick wins
Tip: Combine with hard chewing (mastic gum)
Truth: It works — if you’re under 25 and consistent
Reminder: You’re not gonna become Chad in 6 months. This is a long game.
[Yellowpill Warning] Most “mewing fails” are just lazycels who didn’t commit. If you’re not mewing 24/7, you’re filtered.
2. Facial Bone Remodeling via Load (Speculative)
Theory: Bone adapts to mechanical stress
Practice: Use facial exercisers, resistance devices
Examples: Facial Flex, Jawzrsize
Controversial? Yes
Effective? Maybe for minor changes, esp. in younger maxxers
[Red Highlight] Combine with low bodyfat to bring out bone definition even if the bone itself doesn’t grow.
3. Skull Expansion Devices (Extreme DIY)
Effect: Theorized to stretch cranial sutures
Devices: Skullcap stretchers, helmet hacks, or custom headbands
Risk: Unknown
IQ Level: 999 — for schizomaxxers only
Result: Speculative. You might end up with gains… or a headache.
[Red Warning] Not recommended unless you’ve already tried everything and have a death wish or god-tier pain tolerance.
SECTION IV: HARDMAXXING STACKS (SUPPLEMENTS & LIFESTYLE)
1. Vitamin K2 + D3 Stack
Purpose: Helps calcium go to bone instead of soft tissue
Effect: Supports bone mineral density, esp. during late adolescence
Best With: Mewing + Weightlifting + Zinc
2. Zinc, Boron, Magnesium (Test Support)
Effect: Boosts test, supports HGH & IGF-1 production
Cheap? Yes
Effective? Marginal, but necessary for growth environment
3. Heavy Lifting (Deadlifts, Squats, Pull-ups)
Effect: Increases HGH & testosterone
Bonus: Thickens frame, traps = better facial illusion
4. Sleep (HGH Production Window)
Effect: 80% of your growth hormone is released during deep sleep
Fix: Dark room, cold temp, no blue light, 8–10 hrs
Cope to Reality: You’re not maxxing anything on 4 hours of Discord sleep.
SECTION V: SOFTMAXXING TO COMPLEMENT THE BONES
These won’t grow bone, but they’ll enhance what you have — or simulate what you don’t.
1. Dermal Fillers (Temporary Illusion)
Effect: Fakes cheek and brow projection
Duration: 6–18 months
Risk: Migration, looking bloated
Tip: Only go to a facial masculinization specialist
2. Makeup / Shadowing (Yes, cope — but effective)
Effect: Can fake angular cheek hollows & depth
Use: For photos, edits, or catfishmaxxing
3. Haircut / Hairstyle Framing
Effect: Can make cheekbones appear sharper or more recessed
Tip: Avoid puffy hair. Keep sides tight, top angular.
SECTION VI: EXTREME / SCHIZOMAXX METHODS
1. Testosterone / HGH Use (Dangerous but Real)
Effect: Growth plates may still be open under 21
Use: Only with medical oversight
Risks: Acromegaly, shutdown, early death
Truth: If you’re 15–18 and deficient, a doc could maybe help
Illegal Use? Do not attempt without bloodwork and clinical supervision.
2. Cranial Massage & Bone Shaping Theories
Sources: Russian aesthetics forums, deep web maxxers
Tools: Hands, rubber mallets, suction devices
Effectiveness: Unknown
Risk: High
Comment: Pure schizomaxxing. But we document everything here.
FINAL WORD: THE DEEP BLACKPILL
If you’re born with flat cheekbones and no brow ridge, the truth is:
You were never meant to win.
But the blackpill isn’t about giving up. It’s about seeing reality for what it is — then maxxing anyway.
Don’t cry. Cut.
Don’t cope. Create.
Don’t wait. Maxx.
Ascension is not for the weak.
Bump if this helped you. Comment “High IQ post.” Share with another deathmugcel.
