Megalodon is the tuffest animal to ever walk on earth

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they mog every historic animal :feelsgah::feelsgah:. I can't put it into words how cool they were
 
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swim on earth actually :lul:
 
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jews got lazy and decided to make up a giant great white
 
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2nd clip on first isn’t a megalodon but yes very tuff
 
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@girthygirt @2414763h @Gengar
 
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Spinosaurus is 200% better
 
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fwhr glazer said:
Spinosaurus is 200% better
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looks really cool but no one even know them so they got no aura :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
 
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TYLER IN NARRATOR said:
it woudnt even take 10 minutes for all of those gorillas to die :feelsgah::feelsgah:
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“A single Megalodon would easily win against 1000 gorillas. The Megalodon's immense size, powerful bite, and aquatic advantage would make short work of the gorillas, who are land-based creatures with significantly smaller and weaker physical attributes.”
 
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“A single Megalodon would easily win against 1000 gorillas. The Megalodon's immense size, powerful bite, and aquatic advantage would make short work of the gorillas, who are land-based creatures with significantly smaller and weaker physical attributes.”
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even 100 humans will beat 1 gorilla tbh
 
TYLER IN NARRATOR said:
even 100 humans will beat 1 gorilla tbh
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I have to respectfully disagree! I don’t think so! Even a chimp can tear a human apart from limb to limb. And a gorilla is much stronger than a chimp.
 
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I have to respectfully disagree! I don’t think so! Even a chimp can tear a human apart from limb to limb. And a gorilla is much stronger than a chimp.
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if they attack with a plan then it's really easy
🔹 1. Distraction & Sacrificial Bait (First 5–10 people)

The first wave distracts and tires the gorilla. These people will get destroyed — think WWE suplex into a tree — but their job is to draw its attention and burn its stamina.

Yell, throw cloths, move around fast, bait charges.


🔹 2. Group Swarming (Next 30–40 people)

While the gorilla’s distracted and focusing on a few, others rush from behind and sides to grapple the limbs.

Pin the arms and legs down. It's gonna toss people like ragdolls, but eventually its movement gets restricted.


🔹 3. Dogpile Mode (Next 30 people)

Now the rest start piling on to add weight.

Think rugby scrum or a mosh pit — it’ll suffocate under the weight if enough bodies keep it pinned and restrict breathing and movement.


🔹 4. Final Subduing (Last 10–20 people)

These are the final wave: they finish the job once it’s exhausted and buried under weight. Could choke it out, cover its face, or hold it until it stops resisting.
 
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TYLER IN NARRATOR said:
if they attack with a plan then it's really easy
🔹 1. Distraction & Sacrificial Bait (First 5–10 people)

The first wave distracts and tires the gorilla. These people will get destroyed — think WWE suplex into a tree — but their job is to draw its attention and burn its stamina.

Yell, throw cloths, move around fast, bait charges.


🔹 2. Group Swarming (Next 30–40 people)

While the gorilla’s distracted and focusing on a few, others rush from behind and sides to grapple the limbs.

Pin the arms and legs down. It's gonna toss people like ragdolls, but eventually its movement gets restricted.


🔹 3. Dogpile Mode (Next 30 people)

Now the rest start piling on to add weight.

Think rugby scrum or a mosh pit — it’ll suffocate under the weight if enough bodies keep it pinned and restrict breathing and movement.


🔹 4. Final Subduing (Last 10–20 people)

These are the final wave: they finish the job once it’s exhausted and buried under weight. Could choke it out, cover its face, or hold it until it stops resisting.
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What if the megalodon gets out of the land and he’s surrounded by 1000 gorillas? It would be different.
 
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Gengar said:
I have to respectfully disagree! I don’t think so! Even a chimp can tear a human apart from limb to limb. And a gorilla is much stronger than a chimp.
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A chimp couldnt tear a human limb from limb

Idk where you have seen that

They can maul you and chee on your face but tearing you limb from limb would be inpossible

Also gorillas are mainly fast twitch muscle fibers and they get tired after c couple minutes of fighting

100 human would just tire the gorilla out and once its on the ground stomp its head in over and over

The gorilla has to cool down somehow and unlike humans, they cant sweat so they have to lay down and wait

100 humans win
5 deaths max
 
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Americacel said:
A chimp couldnt tear a human limb from limb

Idk where you have seen that

They can maul you and chee on your face but tearing you limb from limb would be inpossible

Also gorillas are mainly fast twitch muscle fibers and they get tired after c couple minutes of fighting

100 human would just tire the gorilla out and once its on the ground stomp its head in over and over

The gorilla has to cool down somehow and unlike humans, they cant sweat so they have to lay down and wait

100 humans win
5 deaths max
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20 deaths minimum
 
Americacel said:
A chimp couldnt tear a human limb from limb

Idk where you have seen that

They can maul you and chee on your face but tearing you limb from limb would be inpossible

Also gorillas are mainly fast twitch muscle fibers and they get tired after c couple minutes of fighting

100 human would just tire the gorilla out and once its on the ground stomp its head in over and over

The gorilla has to cool down somehow and unlike humans, they cant sweat so they have to lay down and wait

100 humans win
5 deaths max
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That is simply not true, see this:

“There have been reports of chimpanzees gouging eyes, tearing off ears, noses, and lips, amputating limbs, hands, and fingers, and destroying genitals. It is highly unlikely that a human – even a large, well trained and powerful fighter – could defeat a chimpanzee in a fight.”
 
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Gengar said:
That is simply not true, see this:

“There have been reports of chimpanzees gouging eyes, tearing off ears, noses, and lips, amputating limbs, hands, and fingers, and destroying genitals. It is highly unlikely that a human – even a large, well trained and powerful fighter – could defeat a chimpanzee in a fight.”
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I fucking hate monkeys like each and every type of monkey tbh they're wild animals and people shouldn't even go near them
 
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I would argue we people are monkeys too.
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but we don't look like monkeys and attack humans for no fucking reason and have u seen them how they act when they see food
 
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Ichthyotitan
Quetz or Hatzegopteryx
Tyranno
Maip

Are my current top 5 contending mogger predators that are in the God tier along with Meglodon.
 
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