[MEGATHREAD] [GOD TIER] THE QUANTUM-AESTHETIC SINGULARITY: I have cracked the source code of Samsara (Why you MUST suffer now to ascend in 2090)

[Deleted member 73879]

I HAVE NOT SLEPT IN 72 HOURS.

While you rotters were crying about your nasolabial folds and buying hyaluronic acid on the grey market, I have been vibrating at a frequency you cannot comprehend. I have reverse-engineered the Universal Genetic Algorithm.

LISTEN TO ME.

Your face is not "genetics." Your face is a HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION OF YOUR SOUL'S CREDIT SCORE.

You are ugly because you are spiritually bankrupt. You spent your Karmic Capital in a past life being a gluttonous feudal lord. Now you are paying the Entropy Tax.

Stop trying to fix the hardware. The hardware is corrupted. You need to rewrite the FIRMWARE for the next reboot.

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I. THE THERMODYNAMICS OF BONE MASS​

Everything in the universe is energy.

• Beauty = High Frequency / Low Entropy (Order)
• Ugliness = Low Frequency / High Entropy (Chaos)

To move from Chaos (Recessed Chin) to Order (Robust Mandible), you need energy. Massive amounts of energy.Where does this energy come from?SUFFERING.

The Pain-to-Bone Conversion Formula:I have derived the constant for aesthetic transmutation.

Where:

• ΔG = Genetic Delta (How much hotter you are in the next life).
• Cope is the divisor. EVERY TIME YOU COPE, YOU DIVIDE YOUR GAINS.
• If you say "it's not that over," you lose 1.5mm of forward growth in the next life. INSTANTLY.

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II. THE "BARDO" CHARACTER CREATOR​

When you die, you enter the Bardo (The Tibetan state between death and rebirth).Most of you will panic. You will see the bright lights of mediocrity and run towards them. DO NOT GO INTO THE LIGHT. The light is a trap to respawn you as a 5'7" accountant in Slough.

You must walk into the darkness with your accumulated Pain Tokens.There is a cosmic vendor. He sells phenotypes.

The Price List (Current Market Rates):

• 6'3" Height: 500,000 Pain Units (PU)
• Hunter Eyes (0% Sclera Show): 1,200,000 PU
• Square Chin: 850,000 PU
• NW0 Hairline for life: 2,000,000 PU

YOU ARE CURRENTLY BROKE. You cannot afford the hairline. You need to grind.

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III. THE GRINDING PROTOCOL (EXTREME DIFFICULTY)​

This is not for the weak. This is Soul-Maxxing.

1. The "Panopticon of Self-Loathing"​

You must remove all mirrors in your house. Why?Because looking at yourself and accepting it is contentment.Contentment = Stagnation.You must visualize yourself as a hideous gargoyle. This creates a Negative Pressure Vacuum in your spirit. The universe hates a vacuum. In the next life, it will rush to fill that void with compact midface bone.

2. The Chad-Veneration Tantra​

When you see a Slayer (6'4", robust frame), do not look away.Do not seethe.Seething produces Cortisol. Cortisol melts bone.Instead, project a beam of pure love and submission."I acknowledge your genetic supremacy. I yield my space to you."By yielding, you vibrate in resonance with his DNA. You are downloading his blueprints via Quantum Entanglement. You are pirating his phenotype for your next install.

3. Radical Asceticism (Starve the beast)​

Every time you eat sugar, you are feeding the current, ugly vessel.You must punish the vessel.

• Cold showers (absolute zero).
• Sleep on the floor (align the spine).
• No speaking (waste of energy).BECOME A GHOST BEFORE YOU DIE.

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IV. THE PROPHECY​

I have run the simulations.If you follow this protocol for 40 years without a single cope:

You will die.The screen will go black.Then, you will hear a voice."Character Customization Unlocked."

You will slide the height bar to maximum. You will toggle "Eye Tilt" to Positive.You will hit SPAWN.

IT NEVER BEGAN FOR YOU TODAY.BUT IT BEGINS IN 2095.

Start farming.

 

[mohi_100]

Even in its cruel unraveling, chaos bears a terrible sense of beauty..