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I want to love and be loved. -milchbubi88
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I just closed a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would delight a victorian child on sight these men are blossoming, like gazing into the serenity of a tranquil paradise they look like they were drafted into a luxury cruise that everyone remembers and spend ten years in paradise their hairlines are flourishing faster than my hope one man had a beard so luscious I thought my screen was perfect another had the kind of smile that made me think he volunteers at a puppy shelter on weekends and they all have this radiant, newlywed aura like they’ve been gifted a puppy by a loving family I've seen corpses with less vitality they’ve got skin so smooth you could reflect sunlight with it one guy looked like he's been sleeping on clouds since birth I swear to god, if I see one more youthful man playing with a puppy in his profile pic I'm going to burst into joyful tears this is a dating pool, it’s a utopian paradise where everyone’s still somehow ''into cuddling'' I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally pampered at a luxurious spa the only thing they’re peaking is their happiness browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through dream vacation photos, everyone looks like an after picture for a makeover they fully recovered from, glowing skin, bright eyes, sun-kissed so perfectly the app should hand out selfie sticks at login it's like flipping through a modern lifestyle magazine but everyone's happy and probably has a Nobel Prize you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential euphoria so hard your soul briefly rejoins your body? like it just quietly returns and smiles because it knows you’re finding salvation here