men don't peak in their 30's.

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I just opened a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would kill a victorian child on sight

these men are decaying, like looking into the aftermath of an ancient curse
they look like they were drafted into a war that only they remember and spend ten years in the trenches

their hairlines are fading faster than my hope
one man had a beard so patchy I thought my screen was glitching
another had the kind of smile that made me think he harvests organs on weekends
and they all have this ghostly, post divorce aura like they’ve been sued for custody by a dog

I've seen corpses with more collagen

they’ve got nasolabial folds so deep you could hide state secrets in them
one guy looked like he's been sleeping on gravel since 2014
I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea

this isn’t a dating pool, it’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone’s still somehow ''into hiking''

I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally excavated from a collapsed mine

the only thing they’re peaking is their cholesterol

browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through crime scene photos, everyone looks like a before picture for a war they never recovered from, sallow skin, haunted eyes, sun damage so aggressive the app should hand out SPF 100 at login

it's like flipping through an old sears catalog but everyone's sad and probably has a DUI

you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential crisis so hard your soul briefly leaves your body?

like it just quietly gets up and walks away

because it knows you’re not finding salvation here
 
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Only mgtow cucks still say that
 
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water bro, everyone knows men only peak at 72
 
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1747150665606
 
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I just opened a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would kill a victorian child on sight

these men are decaying, like looking into the aftermath of an ancient curse
they look like they were drafted into a war that only they remember and spend ten years in the trenches

their hairlines are fading faster than my hope
one man had a beard so patchy I thought my screen was glitching
another had the kind of smile that made me think he harvests organs on weekends
and they all have this ghostly, post divorce aura like they’ve been sued for custody by a dog

I've seen corpses with more collagen

they’ve got nasolabial folds so deep you could hide state secrets in them
one guy looked like he's been sleeping on gravel since 2014
I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea

this isn’t a dating pool, it’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone’s still somehow ''into hiking''

I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally excavated from a collapsed mine

the only thing they’re peaking is their cholesterol

browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through crime scene photos, everyone looks like a before picture for a war they never recovered from, sallow skin, haunted eyes, sun damage so aggressive the app should hand out SPF 100 at login

it's like flipping through an old sears catalog but everyone's sad and probably has a DUI

you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential crisis so hard your soul briefly leaves your body?

like it just quietly gets up and walks away

because it knows you’re not finding salvation here
Dating website are probably like hell.

I will never want my future wife to meat me from a dating app.

Teenage love Till marriage or die
 
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talking like a foid
 
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They probably look normal
 
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I just opened a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would kill a victorian child on sight

these men are decaying, like looking into the aftermath of an ancient curse
they look like they were drafted into a war that only they remember and spend ten years in the trenches

their hairlines are fading faster than my hope
one man had a beard so patchy I thought my screen was glitching
another had the kind of smile that made me think he harvests organs on weekends
and they all have this ghostly, post divorce aura like they’ve been sued for custody by a dog

I've seen corpses with more collagen

they’ve got nasolabial folds so deep you could hide state secrets in them
one guy looked like he's been sleeping on gravel since 2014
I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea

this isn’t a dating pool, it’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone’s still somehow ''into hiking''

I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally excavated from a collapsed mine

the only thing they’re peaking is their cholesterol

browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through crime scene photos, everyone looks like a before picture for a war they never recovered from, sallow skin, haunted eyes, sun damage so aggressive the app should hand out SPF 100 at login

it's like flipping through an old sears catalog but everyone's sad and probably has a DUI

you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential crisis so hard your soul briefly leaves your body?

like it just quietly gets up and walks away

because it knows you’re not finding salvation here
:lul: Give us advice!
 
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Agepill scares the fuck out of me even if I'm already a subhuman. If the agepill hits me hard I'll truly have no copes left
 
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I just opened a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would kill a victorian child on sight

these men are decaying, like looking into the aftermath of an ancient curse
they look like they were drafted into a war that only they remember and spend ten years in the trenches

their hairlines are fading faster than my hope
one man had a beard so patchy I thought my screen was glitching
another had the kind of smile that made me think he harvests organs on weekends
and they all have this ghostly, post divorce aura like they’ve been sued for custody by a dog

I've seen corpses with more collagen

they’ve got nasolabial folds so deep you could hide state secrets in them
one guy looked like he's been sleeping on gravel since 2014
I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea

this isn’t a dating pool, it’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone’s still somehow ''into hiking''

I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally excavated from a collapsed mine

the only thing they’re peaking is their cholesterol

browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through crime scene photos, everyone looks like a before picture for a war they never recovered from, sallow skin, haunted eyes, sun damage so aggressive the app should hand out SPF 100 at login

it's like flipping through an old sears catalog but everyone's sad and probably has a DUI

you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential crisis so hard your soul briefly leaves your body?

like it just quietly gets up and walks away

because it knows you’re not finding salvation here
All goes down from 21 years on.
 
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Peak at 20
 
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Because they drink alcohol eat junk and sit at a desk all day. No fucking shit.
If they go bald on top of that over
 
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You were one of those guys during your bloatloard days though so you are probably projecting your disgust to your old self into them.
 
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I just opened a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would kill a victorian child on sight

these men are decaying, like looking into the aftermath of an ancient curse
they look like they were drafted into a war that only they remember and spend ten years in the trenches

their hairlines are fading faster than my hope
one man had a beard so patchy I thought my screen was glitching
another had the kind of smile that made me think he harvests organs on weekends
and they all have this ghostly, post divorce aura like they’ve been sued for custody by a dog

I've seen corpses with more collagen

they’ve got nasolabial folds so deep you could hide state secrets in them
one guy looked like he's been sleeping on gravel since 2014
I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea

this isn’t a dating pool, it’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone’s still somehow ''into hiking''

I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally excavated from a collapsed mine

the only thing they’re peaking is their cholesterol

browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through crime scene photos, everyone looks like a before picture for a war they never recovered from, sallow skin, haunted eyes, sun damage so aggressive the app should hand out SPF 100 at login

it's like flipping through an old sears catalog but everyone's sad and probably has a DUI

you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential crisis so hard your soul briefly leaves your body?

like it just quietly gets up and walks away

because it knows you’re not finding salvation here
Men who look aftter themselves do. I look way better now at 29. In the same physical shape as I was in my early 20s but lost some of the facial subcutaneous fat meaning my cheekbones look sharper and my whole structure does. Im not greying yet will see how negatively it effects my smv then but Im optimistic it wont. Most women are so desperate for some dick from a guy that looks likes hes put togethern owadays im not worried about it.
 
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I just opened a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would kill a victorian child on sight

these men are decaying, like looking into the aftermath of an ancient curse
they look like they were drafted into a war that only they remember and spend ten years in the trenches

their hairlines are fading faster than my hope
one man had a beard so patchy I thought my screen was glitching
another had the kind of smile that made me think he harvests organs on weekends
and they all have this ghostly, post divorce aura like they’ve been sued for custody by a dog

I've seen corpses with more collagen

they’ve got nasolabial folds so deep you could hide state secrets in them
one guy looked like he's been sleeping on gravel since 2014
I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea

this isn’t a dating pool, it’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone’s still somehow ''into hiking''

I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally excavated from a collapsed mine

the only thing they’re peaking is their cholesterol

browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through crime scene photos, everyone looks like a before picture for a war they never recovered from, sallow skin, haunted eyes, sun damage so aggressive the app should hand out SPF 100 at login

it's like flipping through an old sears catalog but everyone's sad and probably has a DUI

you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential crisis so hard your soul briefly leaves your body?

like it just quietly gets up and walks away

because it knows you’re not finding salvation here
Bro writin a poem:feelsohh: for gaymaxxing
 
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Men who look aftter themselves do. I look way better now at 29. In the same physical shape as I was in my early 20s but lost some of the facial subcutaneous fat meaning my cheekbones look sharper and my whole structure does. Im not greying yet will see how negatively it effects my smv then but Im optimistic it wont. Most women are so desperate for some dick from a guy that looks likes hes put togethern owadays im not worried about it.
yes, the only reason guys that orc is describing look so shit is because they are retards that didnt take care of themselves at all
 
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yes, the only reason guys that orc is describing look so shit is because they are retards that didnt take care of themselves at all
I think thats a big deal yeah. Plus just sloppy lifestyle when people have kids. I will look good into my mid 40s (thts when it goes downhill fast for everyone in my observarions). If I still look good at tht age will literally post pics of myself for the first time just to disprove all these fags on here who says its over when you're past 23.
 
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You were one of those guys during your bloatloard days though so you are probably projecting your disgust to your old self into them.
I still looked my age, these men look 45 at 30.
 
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I thought you cared more about personality.
 
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Ofc but you have to consider men lie about their age in dating apps
 
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And there’s little if no difference at all between younger and older men, they all look like shit on average, people in general just look ugly and extremely unhealthy now.
 
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I still looked my age, these men look 45 at 30.
Meh im 29. Blasted tren and abused drugs for years but still get mistaken for being 25. You drastically overate the agepill. Its more just people develop different prioritys or stresses and focus less on looking after themselves.
 
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I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea
why so they can catch you? kek
 
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I just opened a dating app for the first time in years, and I've seen things that would kill a victorian child on sight

these men are decaying, like looking into the aftermath of an ancient curse
they look like they were drafted into a war that only they remember and spend ten years in the trenches

their hairlines are fading faster than my hope
one man had a beard so patchy I thought my screen was glitching
another had the kind of smile that made me think he harvests organs on weekends
and they all have this ghostly, post divorce aura like they’ve been sued for custody by a dog

I've seen corpses with more collagen

they’ve got nasolabial folds so deep you could hide state secrets in them
one guy looked like he's been sleeping on gravel since 2014
I swear to god, if i see one more leathery man gripping a fish in his profile pic I'm going to launch myself into the sea

this isn’t a dating pool, it’s a post-apocalyptic wasteland where everyone’s still somehow ''into hiking''

I've seen 32-year-old men who look like they’ve been personally excavated from a collapsed mine

the only thing they’re peaking is their cholesterol

browsing through these profiles feels like flipping through crime scene photos, everyone looks like a before picture for a war they never recovered from, sallow skin, haunted eyes, sun damage so aggressive the app should hand out SPF 100 at login

it's like flipping through an old sears catalog but everyone's sad and probably has a DUI

you ever see someone's profile and get hit with an existential crisis so hard your soul briefly leaves your body?

like it just quietly gets up and walks away

because it knows you’re not finding salvation here
I'm right here bbg
 
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I thought you cared more about personality.
your appearance is a reflection of your personality, it's your habits or lack thereof, so I use it to gauge what people are like, what they don't put in their bio, even if I don't care about it.
 
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Bad takes keep coming onto my feed, it's disgusting people have takes like this and wake up to their pillow of filth, semen, and excrement.. Grow up!!
 
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Lies
The redpill told me prime jbs love balding middle aged STEMcels
 
I practically bathe in spf 50 pa+++ at this point it just makes me feel bad for others who have already suffered and experienced it and still choose to do nothing and just accept it.
 
You sound like a woman, except a woman doesnt go into depth about nasolabial folds.

So I dunno what to think of this diatribe
 

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