Men get turned on by anything

[Vermilioncore]

If a female high school student jokingly tells her male teacher that her pussy smells like fish and she wants to go home to shower, at first he’ll be like “that’s too much information. That’s gross. Don’t be putting your business out there like that.”

But after class he’s gonna hurry up and sniff her seat and bust a fat nut all over it

 

[mrmogger2882]

Speak for yourself I’m licking every single atom off of that chair

 

[akz]

sniffing the seat is crazy. busting a nut is acceptable

 

[Vermilioncore]

sniffing the seat is crazy. busting a nut is acceptable

Sniffing the seat is something he’d do for a fact. Cmon now. A girl says her pussy smells like fish and leaves the room and you’re unattended with that chair….its gonna happen. And your balls will need to cum

 

[Deleted member 87785]

My friend used to make fun of our fat math teacher say shes a gross pig and how she breathes heavily after every sentence. next day we are walking home and talking about our favourite porn stars then out of nowhere he says “dude imagine if miss johnson was a porn star”. Yeah tell me more about that…

 

[Vermilioncore]

My friend used to make fun of our fat math teacher say shes a gross pig and how she breathes heavily after every sentence. next day we are walking home and talking about our favourite porn stars then out of nowhere he says “dude imagine if miss johnson was a porn star”. Yeah tell me more about that…

Maybe he watched beastiality porn the night before. He craved a pig

 

[AustrianMogger]

If a female high school student jokingly tells her male teacher that her pussy smells like fish and she wants to go home to shower, at first he’ll be like “that’s too much information. That’s gross. Don’t be putting your business out there like that.”

But after class he’s gonna hurry up and sniff her seat and bust a fat nut all over it

I dont care and neither should you

 

[Vermilioncore]

I dont care and neither should you

Well I do. Because he’s me

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Id be huffing it like glue

 

[AustrianMogger]

Honestly i think its so funny how so many guys only think about pussy. Going somewhere just to meet some girl. Like an event when you can have fun or Drink or both instead. So many guys i meet just think where they can approach as many girls as possible. Think if some girl at their workplace is interested in them. Meanwhile i am thinking how can i have fun and how can i looksmax

 

[Vermilioncore]

Honestly i think its so funny how so many guys only think about pussy. Going somewhere just to meet some girl. Like an event when you can have fun or Drink or both instead. So many guys i meet just think where they can approach as many girls as possible. Think if some girl at their workplace is interested in them. Meanwhile i am thinking how can i have fun and how can i looksmax

Because pussy is like oxygen. If I don’t get it I die. So I gotta go hunt them down and take it buddy. Terrifier typeshit

 

[Ultimate Subhuman™]

Honestly i think its so funny how so many guys only think about pussy. Going somewhere just to meet some girl. Like an event when you can have fun or Drink or both instead. So many guys i meet just think where they can approach as many girls as possible. Think if some girl at their workplace is interested in them. Meanwhile i am thinking how can i have fun and how can i looksmax

 

[AustrianMogger]

Because pussy is like oxygen. If I don’t get it I die. So I gotta go hunt them down and take it buddy. Terrifier typeshit

So do it like me. I used to be that way but now i dont care anymore.

 

[Swarthy Knight]

But after class he’s gonna hurry up and sniff her seat and bust a fat nut all over it

I used to do this to my French/math teacher back in grade 7, who was an Asian MILF. I think I busted in her water bottle once thank goodness I was young and didn't have any STDs or anything. I feel so ashamed looking back

 

[gookcelriceR]

Honestly i think its so funny how so many guys only think about pussy. Going somewhere just to meet some girl. Like an event when you can have fun or Drink or both instead. So many guys i meet just think where they can approach as many girls as possible. Think if some girl at their workplace is interested in them. Meanwhile i am thinking how can i have fun and how can i looksmax

I also kinda think like you, it's more about having fun.

 

[notsocommonthumb]

1. a blue umbrella
2. a jar of strawberry jam
3. a vintage pocket watch
4. a cactus in a ceramic pot
5. a leather notebook
6. a fluffy orange cat
7. a miniature Eiffel Tower souvenir
8. a pair of woolen mittens
9. a shiny red bicycle
10. a telescope

 

[Vermilioncore]

I used to do this to my French/math teacher back in grade 7, who was an Asian MILF. I think I busted in her water bottle once thank goodness I was young and didn't have any STDs or anything. I feel so ashamed looking back

I’m sorry, I don’t like Asians though buddy. I like fucking women with eyes that can open

 

[Vermilioncore]

1. a blue umbrella
2. a jar of strawberry jam
3. a vintage pocket watch
4. a cactus in a ceramic pot
5. a leather notebook
6. a fluffy orange cat
7. a miniature Eiffel Tower souvenir
8. a pair of woolen mittens
9. a shiny red bicycle
10. a telescope

“I spy with my little eye” ah

 

[AustrianMogger]

I also kinda think like you, it's more about having fun.

Yes. We need to live out lifes and not waste shit.

 

[moreplatesmoreweigh]

 

[Swarthy Knight]

I’m sorry, I don’t like Asians though buddy. I like fucking women with eyes that can open

Me neither but I grew up in gook central so didn't have much choice

 

[Vermilioncore]

Me neither but I grew up in gook central so didn't have much choice

first thing my freaky ah asked of my girl when we linked was to squat over my face so I can sniff her holes as she stroked me off

 

[Swarthy Knight]

first thing my freaky ah asked of my girl when we linked was to squat over my face so I can sniff her holes as she stroked me off

So lucky. I do this too but with escorts instead can't wait to ascend

 

[piec]

So do it like me. I used to be that way but now i dont care anymore.

yeah nigger only worshipping female cartoons from now on

 

[Vermilioncore]

So lucky. I do this too but with escorts instead can't wait to ascend

What’s it usually smell like?

 

[AustrianMogger]

yeah nigger only worshipping female cartoons from now on

I worship looksmaxxing and the übermensch.

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

teens are even worse

when I was a teenager I used to get horny from hearing drum beats

 

[piec]

I worship looksmaxxing and the übermensch.

worship these nuts faggot

 

[AustrianMogger]

I worship looksmaxxing and the übermensch.

Only the Übermensch is wort saving and can succeed

 

[Vermilioncore]

teens are even worse

when I was a teenager I used to get horny from hearing drum beats

Buddy remembered his past life as a sex slave on the battle field getting anally fucked by better men as war beats hit

 

[Swarthy Knight]

What’s it usually smell like?

Nothing usually. I often request them to keep their asscrack sweaty/dirty but they rarely end up doing so

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

Buddy remembered his past life as a sex slave on the battle field getting anally fucked by better men as war beats hit

weird imagination you got

 

[AustrianMogger]

Become the Übermensch or death. The übermensch

 

[notsocommonthumb]

“I spy with my little eye” ah

its a list of things i have cummed on

 

[Vermilioncore]

its a lift of things i have cummed on

Buddy types with a lisp