Message to all lurkers - This is how to looksmax, the right way.

[chadbeingmade]

Dont forget to include rubbing your cock with 1 liver a day to get the dht in liver to incrase its size and hit your knees with a hammer to grow height

mirin’ your IQ rn.

 

[trvearyan]

8) estrogen cream - rub it on your chest to prevent gyno

also rub estrogen cream on your dick for huge size gains

 

[Depresso]

Hello, and welcome, all 80k of you!
View attachment 3714823

Here is a quick guide on how to looksmax, the right way, of course.


1) Bulking - this is the foundation. JFL at trying to be low bf when you have negative muscle mass on ur frame. You will evaporate into nothing. No bulking was not "vaulted".

2) Increase DHT - DHT does not cause hair loss, hair loss is a metabolic disease. Fin and Dut is trannymaxxing. You want high DHT so you can grow bones nd dick

3) buzz cut - girls want a masc mogger not some guy with fluffy tiktok hair. JFL if you think girls are sexually attracted to that birds nest.

4) Masteron - for the people that want to roid, use masteron, it will make you look youthful.

5) raw honey and sunning your ball sack increases testosterone, you dont need a needle

6) if your young make sure to run enclo. It definitely wont close your growth plates early, may actually give you a growth spurt

7) MK677 with a 3kg sugar a day for igf1. No you wont get diabetes, thats a meme. you only got 1 chance to grow, now's the time, buy the mk

8) estrogen cream - rub it on your chest to prevent gyno

9) brow and lash maxx - drink 1mL of topical minox orally twice a day and youll have brows that girls will mirin

10) pro tip:


11) minimum effective DNP dose for fat loss is 10 grams every day

12) RU58841 for hair loss should either be injected for oral bio availability or taken orally at least




If anyone has any other real looksmaxes drop them below!

This was high effort, the guide should be stickied then moved to BOTB

Ögremax theory

 

[chadbeingmade]

also rub estrogen cream on your dick for huge size gains

i was tryna gate keep that one ibr

 

[CEO]

Bumpin' a real nigga ️

 

[wannabemogger]

i asked chat gpt: what do u think ab eating 3kg of sugar for igf-1

ChatGPT said:​

Eating 3kg of sugar for IGF-1 stimulation is a terrible idea, both short- and long-term. Here’s why:

Why It's a Bad Idea:​

• Insulin spike ≠ sustainable IGF-1 elevation: Yes, sugar boosts insulin, which can upregulate IGF-1, but it’s short-lived and mostly useless for hardmaxxing. The body will rapidly downregulate sensitivity.
• You’ll cause insulin resistance: Chronic high sugar intake tanks insulin sensitivity, leading to less IGF-1 response over time.
• Risk of fatty liver + visceral fat: 3kg sugar = ~12,000 kcal, mostly from fructose/glucose. That’s a metabolic nuke—hello NAFLD, gyno fat, and lower testosterone.
• Inflammation kills gains: Sugar spikes systemic inflammation and cortisol, which directly oppose anabolic growth pathways like GH/IGF-1.

Better Ways to Raise IGF-1:​

• Tesamorelin + Hexarelin (or CJC/Ipam): Mimic GH pulses = stable IGF-1 increase.
• High-protein diet: Leucine-rich meals (meat, whey) upregulate mTOR → more IGF-1 production.
• Zinc, boron, magnesium: Optimize test + GH axis, indirectly helping IGF-1.
• Sleep hard: 8–11 hours = GH/IGF-1 peak. Your endocrine system won’t grow bones off 5 hours.

Verdict:​

3kg sugar will make you a bloated insulin-resistant whale, not a PSL God. Ts not it
Want a refined stack to spike IGF-1 cleanly (injection or natty route)?

dont listen to cope bhais

 

[chadbeingmade]

i asked chat gpt: what do u think ab eating 3kg of sugar for igf-1

ChatGPT said:​

Eating 3kg of sugar for IGF-1 stimulation is a terrible idea, both short- and long-term. Here’s why:

Why It's a Bad Idea:​

• Insulin spike ≠ sustainable IGF-1 elevation: Yes, sugar boosts insulin, which can upregulate IGF-1, but it’s short-lived and mostly useless for hardmaxxing. The body will rapidly downregulate sensitivity.
• You’ll cause insulin resistance: Chronic high sugar intake tanks insulin sensitivity, leading to less IGF-1 response over time.
• Risk of fatty liver + visceral fat: 3kg sugar = ~12,000 kcal, mostly from fructose/glucose. That’s a metabolic nuke—hello NAFLD, gyno fat, and lower testosterone.
• Inflammation kills gains: Sugar spikes systemic inflammation and cortisol, which directly oppose anabolic growth pathways like GH/IGF-1.

Better Ways to Raise IGF-1:​

• Tesamorelin + Hexarelin (or CJC/Ipam): Mimic GH pulses = stable IGF-1 increase.
• High-protein diet: Leucine-rich meals (meat, whey) upregulate mTOR → more IGF-1 production.
• Zinc, boron, magnesium: Optimize test + GH axis, indirectly helping IGF-1.
• Sleep hard: 8–11 hours = GH/IGF-1 peak. Your endocrine system won’t grow bones off 5 hours.

Verdict:​

3kg sugar will make you a bloated insulin-resistant whale, not a PSL God. Ts not it
Want a refined stack to spike IGF-1 cleanly (injection or natty route)?

dont listen to cope bhais

You retarded nigga didn’t understand the joke. How can you be so stupid?

 

[Deadcool11]

this is a sarcasm post right?

 

[imontheloose]

this is a sarcasm post right?

No.

 

[chadbeingmade]

this is a sarcasm post right?

No.

Of course it’s not sarcasm. You are a fucking moron if you think applying RU to your scalp will do anything LOL. It needs to be taken orally.

 

[imontheloose]

Of course it’s not sarcasm. You are a fucking moron if you think applying RU to your scalp will do anything LOL. It needs to be taken orally.

RU is administered as a suppository.

 

[BonesmashFinalBoss]

Hello, and welcome, all 80k of you!
View attachment 3714823

Here is a quick guide on how to looksmax, the right way, of course.


1) Bulking - this is the foundation. JFL at trying to be low bf when you have negative muscle mass on ur frame. You will evaporate into nothing. No bulking was not "vaulted".

2) Increase DHT - DHT does not cause hair loss, hair loss is a metabolic disease. Fin and Dut is trannymaxxing. You want high DHT so you can grow bones nd dick

3) buzz cut - girls want a masc mogger not some guy with fluffy tiktok hair. JFL if you think girls are sexually attracted to that birds nest.

4) Masteron - for the people that want to roid, use masteron, it will make you look youthful.

5) raw honey and sunning your ball sack increases testosterone, you dont need a needle

6) if your young make sure to run enclo. It definitely wont close your growth plates early, may actually give you a growth spurt

7) MK677 with a 3kg sugar a day for igf1. No you wont get diabetes, thats a meme. you only got 1 chance to grow, now's the time, buy the mk

8) estrogen cream - rub it on your chest to prevent gyno

9) brow and lash maxx - drink 1mL of topical minox orally twice a day and youll have brows that girls will mirin

10) pro tip:


11) minimum effective DNP dose for fat loss is 10 grams every day

12) RU58841 for hair loss should either be injected for oral bio availability or taken orally at least




If anyone has any other real looksmaxes drop them below!

This was high effort, the guide should be stickied then moved to BOTB

What a fucking shitty bait thread
A clueless dumb lurker wouldn't even know what a lurker is and that this is addressed to him, so he wouldn't even read this, most retarded useless thread I've ever seen

 

[Herrkrosa]

Hello, and welcome, all 80k of you!
View attachment 3714823

Here is a quick guide on how to looksmax, the right way, of course.


1) Bulking - this is the foundation. JFL at trying to be low bf when you have negative muscle mass on ur frame. You will evaporate into nothing. No bulking was not "vaulted".

2) Increase DHT - DHT does not cause hair loss, hair loss is a metabolic disease. Fin and Dut is trannymaxxing. You want high DHT so you can grow bones nd dick

3) buzz cut - girls want a masc mogger not some guy with fluffy tiktok hair. JFL if you think girls are sexually attracted to that birds nest.

4) Masteron - for the people that want to roid, use masteron, it will make you look youthful.

5) raw honey and sunning your ball sack increases testosterone, you dont need a needle

6) if your young make sure to run enclo. It definitely wont close your growth plates early, may actually give you a growth spurt

7) MK677 with a 3kg sugar a day for igf1. No you wont get diabetes, thats a meme. you only got 1 chance to grow, now's the time, buy the mk

8) estrogen cream - rub it on your chest to prevent gyno

9) brow and lash maxx - drink 1mL of topical minox orally twice a day and youll have brows that girls will mirin

10) pro tip:


11) minimum effective DNP dose for fat loss is 10 grams every day

12) RU58841 for hair loss should either be injected for oral bio availability or taken orally at least




If anyone has any other real looksmaxes drop them below!

This was high effort, the guide should be stickied then moved to BOTB

Setting us up for failure

 

[wannabemogger]

You retarded nigga didn’t understand the joke. How can you be so stupid?

LOL coping nigger