Messi's performance today felt like the 2nd coming of Jesus Christ

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It was like watching Messi in his prime. Forget the 2 goals, the way he carried the ball and created chances. While I was praying for Messi during halftime I got flashbacks from this goal vs real varvid:

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Genuinely a footballing god amongst men

While penaldo is on a mission to score his 2nd Bluetooth goal:feelskek::



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How do penaldo fans cope?:feelswhy: @Mogs Me @Anakin_10k
 
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It was like watching Messi in his prime. Forget the 2 goals, the way he carried the ball and created chances. While I was praying for Messi during halftime I got flashbacks from this goal vs real varvid:

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Genuinely a footballing god amongst men

While penaldo is on a mission to score his 2nd Bluetooth goal:feelskek::



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How do penaldo fans cope?:feelswhy: @Mogs Me @Anakin_10k
Nice post
 
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Least attractive soccer player ever, nigga looks like a pigeon
 
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Wink Chill GIF
 
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still going to get bitched by spain,france and half of the teams in the world cup
 
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Football is never this serious nigga
Watching a bunch of low t manlets chase a ball and calling it Jesus
 
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Why would I wanna watch a person, that I wanna throw up Everytime i see?
You throw up every morning when you look in the mirror, whats the diffrence?
 
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Deadsonaldo fans must admit they were wrong

Messi will win balon dor
 
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But yeah messi is the better player. Ronaldo’s top 3 though
 
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First time ill agree with you on something

Messi made me 205 today :bigbrain:
 
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You throw up every morning when you look in the mirror, whats the diffrence?
Not really I got a good face and good physique and most importantly a loving mother :Comfy:
 
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First time ill agree with you on something

Messi made me 205 today :bigbrain:
I made 115, I might donate some to messi so he can use it to wipe the sweat off his face next game
 
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It was like watching Messi in his prime. Forget the 2 goals, the way he carried the ball and created chances. While I was praying for Messi during halftime I got flashbacks from this goal vs real varvid:

View attachment 5258958

Genuinely a footballing god amongst men

While penaldo is on a mission to score his 2nd Bluetooth goal:feelskek::



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How do penaldo fans cope?:feelswhy: @Mogs Me @Anakin_10k
Pov : When the pact with the devil ends

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nga is trying to send the ball on mars to communicate w the aliens or sum?:ROFLMAO:
 
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It was like watching Messi in his prime. Forget the 2 goals, the way he carried the ball and created chances. While I was praying for Messi during halftime I got flashbacks from this goal vs real varvid:

View attachment 5258958

Genuinely a footballing god amongst men

While penaldo is on a mission to score his 2nd Bluetooth goal:feelskek::



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How do penaldo fans cope?:feelswhy: @Mogs Me @Anakin_10k
This game was magic
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Nah but fr like how do you do 5 goals in 2 matches at 38 years old
 
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It was like watching Messi in his prime. Forget the 2 goals, the way he carried the ball and created chances. While I was praying for Messi during halftime I got flashbacks from this goal vs real varvid:

View attachment 5258958

Genuinely a footballing god amongst men

While penaldo is on a mission to score his 2nd Bluetooth goal:feelskek::



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How do penaldo fans cope?:feelswhy: @Mogs Me @Anakin_10k
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