Met a mega cute girl today

[Lonenely sigma]

Shits tragic, she's like 3 leagues above me

I approached her male friend to play chess in front of our uni, he said yes.

Then at one point I said I am hungry but that I have no idea where the uni food is, so she decided to lead me to there

We talked and stuff, she was so cute. She also called my name a bit different, but I guess it is, idk of anyone irl with my name.

The girl has such big wide zygos, such a well projected chin, her soft tissue is so well stretched omg I am actually simping for her.

Lets call her Mary... Mary looks more robust than me, while at the same time being feminine. She's also older than me.... GOOOOODDD DAMMMIIITTTTTTTTTT

 

[Deleted member 80130]

Shits tragic, she's like 3 leagues above me

I approached her male friend to play chess in front of our uni, he said yes.

Then at one point I said I am hungry but that I have no idea where the uni food is, so she decided to lead me to there

We talked and stuff, she was so cute. She also called my name a bit different, but I guess it is, idk of anyone irl with my name.

The girl has such big wide zygos, such a well projected chin, her soft tissue is so well stretched omg I am actually simping for her.

Lets call her Mary... Mary looks more robust than me, while at the same time being feminine. She's also older than me.... GOOOOODDD DAMMMIIITTTTTTTTTT

she likes you bro

 

[brownmutt42]

Brutal seeing these kinds of women, I’ve learned to view them as objects without having any feelings involved

 

[Deleted member 125888]

 

[vevcred]

Good shit bro

 

[Lonenely sigma]

she likes you bro

Doubt it, she was probably just being polite and felt pity seeing me starve to death

 

[Sceptical]

Hi welcome to Mumbaitales.org

 

[Lonenely sigma]

Hi welcome to Mumbaitales.org

You saw my female morph bhai... she looks pretty non... indian

 

[FiendFiend]

Shits tragic, she's like 3 leagues above me

I approached her male friend to play chess in front of our uni, he said yes.

Then at one point I said I am hungry but that I have no idea where the uni food is, so she decided to lead me to there

We talked and stuff, she was so cute. She also called my name a bit different, but I guess it is, idk of anyone irl with my name.

The girl has such big wide zygos, such a well projected chin, her soft tissue is so well stretched omg I am actually simping for her.

Lets call her Mary... Mary looks more robust than me, while at the same time being feminine. She's also older than me.... GOOOOODDD DAMMMIIITTTTTTTTTT

Gee wowzers!

 

[Sceptical]

You saw my female morph bhai... she looks pretty non... indian

should I post it here

 

[Deleted member 91301]

You go outside?

 

[FiendFiend]

they made a lego star wars level out of this game

 

[Lonenely sigma]

should I post it here

Pwease don't

 

[Deleted member 125888]

they made a lego star wars level out of this game

Damn. This game was my childhood. Cool to see there are some homages to it.

 

[Sceptical]

You go outside?

You know it's over when even org users doubt you about going outside @Lonenely sigma

 

[Deleted member 91663]

she likes you bro

You can't read that much into it. It's worth taking your shot anyway though.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

You know it's over when even org users doubt you about going outside @Lonenely sigma
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For a split second I thought you actually posted the female morph selfie of myself due to eyes lmao


Over for sponge-bob-cels

 

[Deleted member 91301]

You know it's over when even org users doubt you about going outside @Lonenely sigma
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Nah i meant:
Wait, you guys go outside?
As in I dont go outside

 

[Deleted member 91663]

For a split second I thought you actually posted the female morph selfie of myself due to eyes lmao


Over for sponge-bob-cels

I've regretted not asking girls out more than asking them.

 

[Deleted member 125888]

I legit read the title as a cute maga girl today.

 

[Sceptical]

For a split second I thought you actually posted the female morph selfie of myself

"Fhew! That was a close one, nearly caused me a heart attack" - @Lonenely sigma

 

[Lonenely sigma]

"Fhew! That was a close one, nearly caused me a heart attack" - @Lonenely sigma
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No heart attack for my broken heart

*in a corny voice*

You can't break something thats already broken



FUUUCKKKK I am so mad rnnn, why can't she just like meeeeeee and stuff

 

[JeanneDArcAlter]

No heart attack for my broken heart

*in a corny voice*

You can't break something thats already broken



FUUUCKKKK I am so mad rnnn, why can't she just like meeeeeee and stuff

 

[Lonenely sigma]

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Quick fucking response, mirin' network speed

 

[Sceptical]

No heart attack for my broken heart

*in a corny voice*

You can't break something thats already broken



FUUUCKKKK I am so mad rnnn, why can't she just like meeeeeee and stuff

because she's intimidated by your sigma aura and mysterious presence

 

[RXnd]

Nigga in a podracer yo

 

[thebestasianmoggere]

Shits tragic, she's like 3 leagues above me

I approached her male friend to play chess in front of our uni, he said yes.

Then at one point I said I am hungry but that I have no idea where the uni food is, so she decided to lead me to there

We talked and stuff, she was so cute. She also called my name a bit different, but I guess it is, idk of anyone irl with my name.

The girl has such big wide zygos, such a well projected chin, her soft tissue is so well stretched omg I am actually simping for her.

Lets call her Mary... Mary looks more robust than me, while at the same time being feminine. She's also older than me.... GOOOOODDD DAMMMIIITTTTTTTTTT

the larping is tragic,,,

 

[True_North]

Shits tragic, she's like 3 leagues above me

I approached her male friend to play chess in front of our uni, he said yes.

Then at one point I said I am hungry but that I have no idea where the uni food is, so she decided to lead me to there

We talked and stuff, she was so cute. She also called my name a bit different, but I guess it is, idk of anyone irl with my name.

The girl has such big wide zygos, such a well projected chin, her soft tissue is so well stretched omg I am actually simping for her.

Lets call her Mary... Mary looks more robust than me, while at the same time being feminine. She's also older than me.... GOOOOODDD DAMMMIIITTTTTTTTTT

Good work but don't develop oneitis or you'll start simping.

 

[Lonenely sigma]

the larping is tragic,,,

Wdym

 

[Deleted member 107430]

average lifeday of a lonely sigma

 

[jeremyy]

Shits tragic, she's like 3 leagues above me

I approached her male friend to play chess in front of our uni, he said yes.

Then at one point I said I am hungry but that I have no idea where the uni food is, so she decided to lead me to there

We talked and stuff, she was so cute. She also called my name a bit different, but I guess it is, idk of anyone irl with my name.

The girl has such big wide zygos, such a well projected chin, her soft tissue is so well stretched omg I am actually simping for her.

Lets call her Mary... Mary looks more robust than me, while at the same time being feminine. She's also older than me.... GOOOOODDD DAMMMIIITTTTTTTTTT

Hey now hey now, don't dream, it's oveerrrr