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I met this Swiss uni girl (19) who is studying here in the UK on Saturday night. I'm not going to lie, she's a HMTB. Kind of swarthy (half Italian background), but quite pretty. Had to travel >30 minutes on the train to meet up with her as we live in separate cities, so we met in a shitty small UK city in Kent, half way between us.
First took her to some bar where she ordered the most expensive cocktail on the menu. (this pissed me off, but I hid it - probably a shit test) She is studying film at uni (lol) and started telling me about some shitty normie films she enjoys. I told her my favourite film is The Shining and she said she had never heard of it. I asked her if she knew Stanley Kubrick and she did not... despite being a fucking film student. I was stunned by this and realised she was just doing uni as a lark because she has rich parents (she humble-bragged about them owning a ski chalet) who can pay for her to slut around in the UK at a low-mid tier uni.
Tip: always date foreign girls if you live in a big city because
Not knowing anything about this small shitty city, I suggested we go and see a film (I had already suggested this on Hinge prior to meeting her as she mentioned she was studying film) so we to see the new Conjuring movie. I thought it would be a good idea as girls want a 'protector' when they get scared and gravitate to any guy who is near them because of this. The film was boring as fuck and not very scary. I felt more scared before the film had actually began because a group of loud black girls walked in and I was terrified they were going to sit near us.
We'd been touching and leaning on each other during the film, but near the end we began kissing. I put her hand on my leg and eventually she started touching my cock. I was pretty shocked at how fast she got sexual on this date, but I could tell right away that she liked me. We were at the back of the cinema, so no one saw (I think)
After the film we went to a very crappy but busy club which had cheap drinks. We probably had close to 10 drinks each and she was pretty drunk. We were kissing on a sofa in the club and one of the bouncers told us to chill out or we would have to leave lol. Some drunk girl called us a 'cute couple' and asked if we were a couple to which the Swiss girl said YES... she was drunk though.
We left the club at 3am and I realised that we both had no way to get home as the trains were not running anymore (we had not planned to be out past midnight) I decided to look for a hotel to sleep at. It was freezing cold so I went full protector mode, mentally sobering up and giving her my jacket. I found some mediocre 4-star hotel on Google maps and we walked to it. When we got there we were told there were no rooms available. To kill time and work out what to do, I sat in the lobby with her and got talking to some random South Asian guy named Sam (I think he was Indian or half Indian, but clearly born here) who was also a student. He had been at a different club and had been out with his friends who had gone off with different girls, but he had failed to score, so he was alone at this hotel. He said he was in the process of getting a room (the last room in this hotel) and that he was waiting while they prepared it. It was a 2 bed room, so I asked if we could sleep in his room, which he actually agreed to. I said I would send him the money for half of it. He was kind of a nerdy loser type, so he probably was happy someone kind of normal and confident-acting was talking to him, not to mention this girl was drunk and laughing like crazy at anything either of us said.
When we got to the room, I was trying to make a move on the girl (not to fuck, but at least do something) and this fucking Indian guy wouldn't shut the fuck up. He was clearly very tispy and wanted to be friends, so kept on having a normal conversation with me while I tried to finger this bitch
She kept pushing my hand away, so I decided to give up on it, but we carried on kissing while he was talking to us like nothing was happening. The lights were off, but it was obvious what we were doing... It was so awkward trying to be sexual while he was in the background casually chatting as if we were sitting in a coffee shop or something.
We all fell asleep around 5am. I woke up at about 8am and decided to GTFO. I hate waking up the night after a date and having them see me not look my best, plus I was quite busy and had some work stuff to do, so I did my classic trick (feel free to steal this) - I used the hotel room paper and pen to write '[name], I had a great night. I tried to wake you up to have coffee, but you seemed so tired so I let you rest [my name] Xx' - that way they cannot say that you ditched them, and in fact see it as romantic.
It worked perfect and she send me a pic of the note on midday Sunday saying that she got the note and found it cute, even though I spelled her name wrong... she also said that Sam (Indian guy) was asking about the money for the room and that she had given him my Snapchat in order for me to arrange paying him for half the room. I did not add him back. It's probably only like £100, but fuck it
I will probably meet her again.
First took her to some bar where she ordered the most expensive cocktail on the menu. (this pissed me off, but I hid it - probably a shit test) She is studying film at uni (lol) and started telling me about some shitty normie films she enjoys. I told her my favourite film is The Shining and she said she had never heard of it. I asked her if she knew Stanley Kubrick and she did not... despite being a fucking film student. I was stunned by this and realised she was just doing uni as a lark because she has rich parents (she humble-bragged about them owning a ski chalet) who can pay for her to slut around in the UK at a low-mid tier uni.
Tip: always date foreign girls if you live in a big city because
- they are easy to get rid of (they will move out at some point when they realise how much this country sucks)
- they do not speak english that well so you don't have to be a smooth talker and can just say anything
- you can always fill lulls in conversations by just asking something about how things are where they are from, or asking about their country
- they don't know anyone here, so they have even less shame than most british girls
Not knowing anything about this small shitty city, I suggested we go and see a film (I had already suggested this on Hinge prior to meeting her as she mentioned she was studying film) so we to see the new Conjuring movie. I thought it would be a good idea as girls want a 'protector' when they get scared and gravitate to any guy who is near them because of this. The film was boring as fuck and not very scary. I felt more scared before the film had actually began because a group of loud black girls walked in and I was terrified they were going to sit near us.
We'd been touching and leaning on each other during the film, but near the end we began kissing. I put her hand on my leg and eventually she started touching my cock. I was pretty shocked at how fast she got sexual on this date, but I could tell right away that she liked me. We were at the back of the cinema, so no one saw (I think)
After the film we went to a very crappy but busy club which had cheap drinks. We probably had close to 10 drinks each and she was pretty drunk. We were kissing on a sofa in the club and one of the bouncers told us to chill out or we would have to leave lol. Some drunk girl called us a 'cute couple' and asked if we were a couple to which the Swiss girl said YES... she was drunk though.
We left the club at 3am and I realised that we both had no way to get home as the trains were not running anymore (we had not planned to be out past midnight) I decided to look for a hotel to sleep at. It was freezing cold so I went full protector mode, mentally sobering up and giving her my jacket. I found some mediocre 4-star hotel on Google maps and we walked to it. When we got there we were told there were no rooms available. To kill time and work out what to do, I sat in the lobby with her and got talking to some random South Asian guy named Sam (I think he was Indian or half Indian, but clearly born here) who was also a student. He had been at a different club and had been out with his friends who had gone off with different girls, but he had failed to score, so he was alone at this hotel. He said he was in the process of getting a room (the last room in this hotel) and that he was waiting while they prepared it. It was a 2 bed room, so I asked if we could sleep in his room, which he actually agreed to. I said I would send him the money for half of it. He was kind of a nerdy loser type, so he probably was happy someone kind of normal and confident-acting was talking to him, not to mention this girl was drunk and laughing like crazy at anything either of us said.
When we got to the room, I was trying to make a move on the girl (not to fuck, but at least do something) and this fucking Indian guy wouldn't shut the fuck up. He was clearly very tispy and wanted to be friends, so kept on having a normal conversation with me while I tried to finger this bitch
She kept pushing my hand away, so I decided to give up on it, but we carried on kissing while he was talking to us like nothing was happening. The lights were off, but it was obvious what we were doing... It was so awkward trying to be sexual while he was in the background casually chatting as if we were sitting in a coffee shop or something.We all fell asleep around 5am. I woke up at about 8am and decided to GTFO. I hate waking up the night after a date and having them see me not look my best, plus I was quite busy and had some work stuff to do, so I did my classic trick (feel free to steal this) - I used the hotel room paper and pen to write '[name], I had a great night. I tried to wake you up to have coffee, but you seemed so tired so I let you rest [my name] Xx' - that way they cannot say that you ditched them, and in fact see it as romantic.
It worked perfect and she send me a pic of the note on midday Sunday saying that she got the note and found it cute, even though I spelled her name wrong... she also said that Sam (Indian guy) was asking about the money for the room and that she had given him my Snapchat in order for me to arrange paying him for half the room. I did not add him back. It's probably only like £100, but fuck it
I will probably meet her again.
